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Oh ho ho, he wanted to play, huh? Adam could play....

" For a guy who brags about being the best at music down here, your vocals sound like a donkey getting assfucked by your bird cock BFF in Lust.

Now if you want to hear REAL music, check THIS shit out. And listen close you fucking parasite....you might miss out on something..."

Adam revs up his guitar and starts playing Freakshow by Skillet. The music so loud the glass around him shatters, the air shaking and ground splitting.

" Welcome to the freakshow Step up, status quo Hope you enjoy the ride Welcome to the freakshow We got horns and halos We ain't afraid and we ain't buying a lie!!"

" You pussy-ass bitch sins can't freaking string a guitar like I can! Let me show you how it's fucking DONE!"

(* Starts banging out The Greatest Show Unearthed by Creature Feature*)

"He-heeeey! I know this song! ADAM IS A LITTLE BITCH! LITTLE BITCH! ADAM IS A LITTLE BITCH AND ALSO TONE DEEEEEEEEAAAAAAATH!" just shouting on a top of his lungs right here, right now.

#call me dickmaster! (adam)#unhinged-greed #Lol they're totally gonna be frenemies

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lettherebemonsters · 33 minutes

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I finished it finally yay! 😄

Small Comic of 4 pages about Lute reunited with Sinner Adam. They are so cute, i love that Lute is a small birdie compared to her boyfriend ☺️

This comic is based on a hypothetical 2/3 Season of Hazbin Hotel where Lute returns in Hell as the Exorcist Leader to exterminate Sinners like usual. During the hunt, she discovered a pleasurable surprise…

#call me dickmaster! (adam)#danger tits (lute)#Season 2/3 prediction right here ;A;

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Part 2

I think she is like a shark in bed… 🦈🦈🦈

#call me Dickmaster! (Adam)#Danger tits (lute)#I've reblogged this so many times but my cod I love it so much #Also....Lute tops XD

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Halloween: The Curse Of Michael Myers (1995)

#the blackest eyes (michael myers/the shape)#abandon all hope queue who enter here

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The battle at the hotel had left the Exorcists devastated, with the loss of Adam so great it rippled throughout the survivors. The worst pain was what was in Adam's home. His sanctuary he shared with Lute. Before the battle, Adam had left a surprise for her on her pillow. A golden feather, with a gorgeous silver ring inside.

A small note for her.

" Hey hey Dangertits! I know you hate spontaneous shit so here's me being proactive. Check yes if you wanna marry me and no there is no other option.

Love you baby!

Your Dickmaster, Adam."

No.

Lute is numb when she gets back home. It's so quiet, so...normal looking. The couch is a hamper still with some of Adam's dirty shirts, the video game he'd set up for later waiting for him. There's dishes in the sink that need to be done. They'd just done a grocery run for his favorite ribs, for after the battle.

She moves, not even realizing it, into the bedroom, where she turns on the light and goes to shuffle towards the bed, only to pause when she sees the feather, the ring, and the note. His handwriting is a bit messy, but not impossible to read, and it takes Lute five different times before she realizes what it even says, what the words mean and how they sink in slowly.

Her knees hit the floor without a thought, and the tears are coming again. After these last few thousand years, he wanted to marry her. After swearing he would never marry again, after the pain that Lilith and Eve caused him, the trauma that kept him up at night, and he...wanted to marry Lute? They never needed rings or a certificate to know they loved each other, it was just fancy words...

She can't breathe. She can't see through the tears. She can't...she can't...she can't...

"Adam--" Lute's voice is nothing more than a wheezing sound, struggling to inhale, before she hunches over, the note crumpling in her tight fist, before she wails, pouring all of her anguish, screaming with everything she has.

Hell with pay. They took everything from her, the only person she knew she loved. She would see the entire realm burn before she dies, she swears it.

What she wouldn't give to have Adam's arms around her just one more time.

#I HAD TO REBAGEL THIS BECAUSE IT HURTS SO MUCH ;A;#Adam loves Lute so dang much....

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if things from ep 1 ended differently and they got along 🎸🌈

#abandon all hope queue who enter here #call me dickmaster! (adam)

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lettherebemonsters · 9 hours

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Night folks!

#rave to the grave (out of character)

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lettherebemonsters · 11 hours

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Even though Adam's a player and has an extremely high sex drive, he eventually chooses monogamy and is fiercely loyal to Lute. Having been cheated on twice and seen the result of two divorces with kids caught in the middle, he hates adultery with a passion.

And while he's still crude and an idiot, he showers Lute with love. He truly loves her A LOT and knowing she's the only one who stayed and the only one who ever said 'yes' makes him love her more and more.

#Ironic how the guy who was the victim of two marriages imploding ended up with his one and only while his exes are in literal Hell #call me Dickmaster! (Adam)#Danger tits (lute)

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lettherebemonsters · 12 hours

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Gonna hop online soon!

#rave to the grave (out of character)

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lettherebemonsters · 13 hours

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" I don't know! I tried sending messages! I tried activating the distress signal! Fuck, I even got down on my fucking knees and started PRAYING!

If they heard me, they tuned me out. Fuck....I know Sera hates my ass, but if she's turning her back on me...."

A look of pain and red hot anger was in his creepy eyes. Sera had been the dominant angel during his and Lilith's creation. While the other angels had given her their power, it had been Sera who took the clay and molded into flesh. The one who breathed life into the first two humans.

Adam's tears burned in his eyes.

" My own fucking mother hating my ass so much she turns her back on me. Fucking typical. "

Seeing Lute pull out the ring he had wanted to propose to her....she kept it. Without the note, he knew....he KNEW. He still gave her that dorky sheepish look he gave when he knew he was in trouble.

" I thought about a huge concert with fireworks exploding but last time I did that, Sera sent us to the Embassy for a fucklng week to listen to sinners bitch.

I even thought about running naked with a huge sign, but there's kids so probably not....

I mean....you fucking told me you hated it when I made a huge spectacled ass out of myself. I thought.....I thought a note was cute, okay?"

He reached up, placing his changed hand over hers as she held the ring. Even as a sinner he was a giant.

"......I fucking cried for you every single night. I fucking dreamed of you all the time. I haven't even fucked anyone down here because their demon pussy is pathetic compared to yours!

Bitch, you're my girl. My Lute.....I wanted to show you how much you fucking meant to me. And...and this fucking happened...."

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This wasn't right... This couldn't be right, Adam was an angel, Adam was...Adam! He couldn't be here, in this horrible place, one of them!

But he was. The new ratty clothes, the black horns curved from his head, even the demonic eyes, it was all proof that Adam was no longer an angel. He wasn't even considered Fallen; at least when Vaggie Fell, she retained her appearance, minus an eye. Adam... He'd changed.

Her Adam, a Sinner. It was too much for her.

The sword dropped from her numb fingers, clattering noisily against the sidewalk, as she stared down at him uncomprehendingly. Then, shakily, Lute reached up to pull her helmet off, revealing tear filled eyes and a grimace, pain, confusion, rage.

"How...?" Her voice came out small, before her teeth clenched together. "How?!"

#heartscfvalor #call me dickmaster! (adam)

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Adam and Lute had been together longer than any of his marriages before. He knew when she was sad, when she was angry....and the emotions in her voice, in her eyes...

He had felt those when he realized what had happened to him.

" I don't know. One moment, I saw you....I wanted to say everything but I couldn't....it was like I was in a pool and got sucked into it.

Then....I woke up like... like this. In the Embassy."

The Embassy, long since abandoned and turned into a place to deface. He had tried to maintain it but it was no use....

He missed Lute so much, but he felt disgusted with himself. The Dickmaster, Heaven's fuckable badboy......Lute's one and only.

And he ended up like this. A worthless sinner.

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This wasn't right... This couldn't be right, Adam was an angel, Adam was...Adam! He couldn't be here, in this horrible place, one of them!

But he was. The new ratty clothes, the black horns curved from his head, even the demonic eyes, it was all proof that Adam was no longer an angel. He wasn't even considered Fallen; at least when Vaggie Fell, she retained her appearance, minus an eye. Adam... He'd changed.

Her Adam, a Sinner. It was too much for her.

The sword dropped from her numb fingers, clattering noisily against the sidewalk, as she stared down at him uncomprehendingly. Then, shakily, Lute reached up to pull her helmet off, revealing tear filled eyes and a grimace, pain, confusion, rage.

"How...?" Her voice came out small, before her teeth clenched together. "How?!"

#call me dickmaster! (adam)#heartscfvalor #;A;

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She wasn't supposed to be here. Sera explicitly warned her to stay out, but how could she understand? Sera never cared about Adam, she never loved Adam the way he deserved to be loved! Someone needed to avenge him, and if it was going to be her, then...

Opening the portal to Hell, Lute dropped in, sporting a new silver arm to replace the one she lost, her sword held tight, her mask fixed in a furious scowl. At least a dozen Sinners were killed before anyone realized the threat, and they were fleeing her, crying out in fear, but she didn't care. Her blood was rushing in her ears, her sword drenched in blood.

The next Soul she came upon, she had him flat on his back in a second, her sword raised, ready to strike, only to pause when she heard him shout; her eyes widened. "A-Adam?!"

Adam had thought he had experienced the worst days of his life. From Lilith siding with Lucifer, to Eve eating the fruit that doomed her and humanity to a nightmarish reality.

He had faced so much pain, loss and hardship.....but the worst day was one moment feeling his world fade around him. Lute's tears as she screamed his name, the only thing he could do was give her a small smile goodbye....

And then....he woke up. In the Embassy, alone and cold, the stab through his spine and heart a dull ache. At first he hadn't known where he was or why....he thought it was a bad dream! That he'd wake up the morning of the Extermination to see Lute by his side, her white hair a cute mess as she snored her cute little pigeon coo snores.

Instead....he wasn't home. Lute wasn't there. And in the mirror, he saw what he had become. His mask was gone, his face visible. A pair of horns on his head reminiscent of Lilith's as his eyes glowed like embers. His skin a sickly grey. His gorgeous wings, his pride and joy.....they had disintegrated right before his eyes, leaving him a crippled angel in a pit of monsters.

Thankfully nobody had seen his face below, and his Exorcist clothing had been so ruined that they looked like rags. He was nobody now....a nameless nobody. If anyone knew who he was, he'd have been tortured horrifically.....or worse.

And that had been what Adam had become. Weeks stretching into months as he wallowed in despair. Alone, cold, hungry, barely surviving. Each day he grieved his life up in the sky, watching heaven twinkling through Hell's suffocating clouds....a jewel just out of reach.

Somehow he survived, albeit just through sheer spite. He has found a guitar, started playing music and managed to make meager money through his music. That's what he had been doing when the skies opened up from Heaven. He had just finished a show at Club Kaiju when he heard screaming. People running, blood everywhere...

And now, a sword ready to strike his head off....and Adam knew who it was. He knew from the moment he saw the mask, the helmet....when he heard her voice. Tears in his eyes as he looked up at the only person he truly allowed himself to trust after Eden.....to love.

He forced himself to smile, even as tears streamed down his face.

" Hey there Dangertits...."

#heartscfvalor #call me dickmaster! (adam)#;A;#Man this was long lol

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