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#should I tag tina she’s only kinda there and not the focus … don’t wanna clog her tag you know …
bigboobyhalo · 8 months
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Foolish: We need to get Dapper back to you soon, and not just Dapper, but like almost all the eggs back to you soon ‘cause you are… not lookin’ good… like literally it just looks like I’m looking at like a past Badboyhalo, like, you’re– you’re withering away.
Bad: Y’think, Foolish?
Foolish: Yeahhh…
Bad: I mean, sometimes, when people aren’t feeling their best, Foolish, they still wanna hear someone say that they’re pretty, y’know?
Foolish: Ohhh, so—
Bad: Can you– can you say that? Can you just say “Badboyhalo, I still think you’re pretty.”
Foolish: Would it– would it help get your face off the ground?
Bad: It might.
Tina, laughing: What is happening right now…?
Foolish: Would it make Skeppy jealous?
Tina: What the fuck…?
Bad: I mean… [crosstalk] I don’t– I don’t know, but it would– it would make me a little happier.
Tina: [crosstalk] HELLO?? GUYS???
Foolish: What– what, Tina? I’m trying to console this man! What’s wrong with you?
Tina: I just– I just clocked back in– I don’t know– should I be here– [stammers] should I go? Am I supposed to leave??
Bad: Why?
Foolish: No– [breaks into laughter] Bye!
Tina: [stammers] I’ll– I’ll get out of here, [crosstalk] don’t even worry about it, I’ll— [voice quickly fades as she grappling-squoks away]
Bad: [crosstalk] Wait, why– why are you leaving? Why?
Foolish: … Y’know, Bad, under the stars, you, um… even though you’re fading from light, I think, um, there’s still a little sparkle in ya, and, y’know, maybe… maybe you do look pretty.
Bad: Oh… Well thank you, Foolish. I mean… it’s nice to hear once in a while and, y’know, hearing it from someone with as chiseled as a jawline as you have, y’know—
Foolish: Yeah…
Bad: I know it actually…
Foolish: Yeah.
Bad: … means something a lot– aww, thank you, here—
Foolish: Bring it in, bring it in.
Bad: — let me, uh, just type out– there we go, there we go…
Foolish, speaking softly: To be clear, I’m only doing this because of this unfortunate– unfortunate circumstances, and under any– almost any other circumstances, I would have not complied– in fact, I would have maybe called you an ugly piece of shit, but I’ll give you this one.
Bad: No– no, I know, Foolish, and honestly, that– that makes it even more significant.
Foolish: Yeah. Yeah, so, I’m just gonna sit back in my chair now.
Bad: Okay, go ahead…
what may very well be the sweetest moment between q!foolish and q!BBH that we’ve seen so far…
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