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athenianblessings · 2 years
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Tag yourselves, I'm Dohko
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sholangagaga · 2 years
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Monty: Good morning can I be honest with you
Roxanne: No.
Monty: oh, okay -listens to music-
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Freddy: Thoughts?
Chica: Wondering if I can get Burger King for breakfast and lunch without them remembering me from earlier and thinking I'm some kind of burger pervert
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Vanny: btw are you a writer? you have interesting vocabulary
Glitchtrap: I'm not I'm just pretentious.
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Freddy: apparently at some point when Bonnie and I were flirting with each other but not quite in a relationship, he asked me how I felt about pet names. to which I replied "well you have to call them something.
Freddy: the fact that I have managed to end up in a relationship is really a testament to Bonnie's patience.
Foxy: Bonnie is a moronsexual, Fred
Freddy: Please don't call Bonnie a moron
Freddy: wait
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Monty: if you are ever sad please try to remember how huge Freddy's muscles are
Roxanne: Now I'm sad AND thinking of Freddy's muscles
Chica: this is literally impossible, you are thinking about of someone else's muscles surely
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Chica: girl help, I'm trapped in the maze after i spent an hour trying to escape and I'm contemplating eating one
Roxy: #girl behavior
Roxy: wait eating what
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Michael: In case no one has told you today; there's something very obviously wrong with you
William: Really needed to hear this, thank you
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Moon: The Pacific Ocean is wider than the Moon. Anyway, how's your day going?
Gregory: dip moon like cookie
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Bonnie: Could you be any more annoying
Foxy: Easily
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Freddy:
Gregory: hey dad
Gregory: you may be wondering why I'm currently glued to the ceiling
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Glitchtrap: killing people isnt ok unless you want to
Vanny: yeah agree
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Vanny, to herself: you let a british man speak to you like that??
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Chica: Are you worried?
Roxy: About what? but yeah
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Gregory: Are you a boy or a girl?
Sun/Moon: Not to my knowledge
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Roxy, approaching a dismembered Staff Bot: okay first of all, big mood,
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Jaime: -eats 14 packs of scooby doo fruit flavored gummy snacks-
Jaime: Im gonna solve mysteries so frickin good
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Foxy: why must my feelings be 'rational'? Is it not enough to sit quietly in my pirate hat, deranged?
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Gregory: not everything is about you
Roxy: that's fucked up and I refuse to believe it
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athenianblessings · 2 years
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Camus: ʰʸᵒᵍᵃ ʸᵒᵘ ⁿᵉᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ᵃᵇᵃⁿᵈᵒⁿ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵉᵐᵒᵗᶦᵒⁿˢ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᵐᵉ
Hyoga: Didn't you cry when Yakov gave you flowers for Father's Day?
Camus: ᶦ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰᵗ ʷᵉ ᵗᵃˡᵏᵉᵈ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ᵒᵘᵗᶦ��ᵍ ᵐᵉ ᵃˢ ᵃ ʰʸᵖᵒᶜʳᶦᵗᵉ
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athenianblessings · 2 years
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They're at Wendys
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athenianblessings · 2 years
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Minding my own damn business when I notice that Milo costume in the KotZ 3rd anniversary banner
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athenianblessings · 2 years
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The Cancer Gold Saints if they had the misfortune pleasure of spending time together
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athenianblessings · 2 years
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Pulling a Rabbit out of a hat
My first digital drawing of the Chinese Zodiac Knights and its a shitpost. right up my alley
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sholangagaga · 2 years
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I can imagine a huge showdown with the funtimes
Fazbear Fight Night! PLACE YOUR BETS, LADIES, GENTS, AND ALL OF MY FRIENDS IN BETWEEN
IN A NO-HOLDS BARRED BATTLE OF WIRES AND FISTS, WHO COMES OUT ON TOP?
THE AFTON CLOWNS OR THE FAZBEAR ORIGINALS?
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athenianblessings · 1 month
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CaMilo dynamic in Soul of Gold in a nutshell
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athenianblessings · 2 years
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And here's Cancer! For a piece I had to REDO from SCRATCH, I was actually able to get him out way faster than I expected! Was it my prejudice as a fellow crab? Or maybe my disdain for having to draw the same character twice? The world may never know!
Next one, onwards! Banzai!
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sholangagaga · 2 years
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This originally started as a very serious shitpost about Michael and his Exotic butters and it devolved into a shitpost about michael, his butter, and holiday synthetics
Big shoutout to @tazcreates for the ideas! You didnt specify which versions to use so i went a little silly
Easter rockstar Foxy, Valentines original Bonnie and Chica, normal attire Fourth of July Monty, Halloween Roxy, and christmas toy Freddy
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sholangagaga · 2 years
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Tag yourselves I'm Butter for One
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sholangagaga · 2 years
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Chica, pointing at Roxanne behind her: Hey my girlfriend saw you from across the bar and we hate your vibe.
Monty: what
Chica: she's gonna beat the shit out of you :)
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sholangagaga · 2 years
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I drew my take on those goofy drawings in the guidebook, draw from this what you will
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sholangagaga · 2 years
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come and let us kill characters off for the tears of others /hj
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