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shiveringgroovy · 1 month

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more headcanon asks pt 2 out of ???

roadtrip au. who does the driving who does the navigation that kinda thing

can be ships, just favorites, idek

oh em goodness i have opinions. gonna alternate between bsd and tes

Fyozai (who else would i start with)

dazai canonically sucks at driving

and look at fyodor and tell me he knows how to operate a vehicle

certified public transport power couple. they are the worst i hope they die

i actually wrote a fic where they're on a subway for a little. fucking freaks

Sheskillmyna

haskill is always the designated driver. always.

relmyna drove once and it resulted in 3 civilian deaths

sheogorath sticks his head out the window and screams random shit at people

worst people to road trip with. haskill can't stop himself from stopping the car if either of his partners ask so they end up being at gas stations more than on the actual road. sheogorath is a devious freak for slurpees and needs a refill every hour

Siglai

sigma is probably a good driver, nikolai would be mediocre but gets HORRIFIC road rage

so sigma drives most often and nikolai is either sprawled out in the backseat or trying not to lose his shit in shotgun

they stop at everything on the way. sightseeing spots and supermarkets and everything in between. it's nikolai's fault.

sigma needs to take a xanax before getting in the car.

ALMSIVI

seht drives, ayem takes shotgun, vehk takes up the entire backseat

almalexia freaks sotha sil out. somebody save him.

vivec looks like she's meditating, he's actually just passed tf out

sotha sil points out every cool architecture thing he sees and almalexia punches him every time

Ranpoe + Yosano

ranpo also doesn't drive so yosano and poe alternate

ranpo also loves being in the back seat so if he's not driving, poe will act as a pillow for ranpo

yosano refuses to stop the car at gas stations. she fucking hates stopping and ranpo will start tweaking if he runs out of snacks

Cheydinhal Sanctuary + Janus Hassildor

minivan group..

ocheeva and teinaava are in the front, alternating who drives.

antionetta, gogron, and telaendril are in the middle row. gogron and telaendril are being a cringe couple and antionetta sticks her head out the window the entire time

in the back, m'raaj-dar has schemer in his lap and janus and vicente are also being all couple-y and cringe.

lucien's already at the destination.

TachiHiguGin

higuchi drives the best out of the three ngl

tachihara plays road trip games and does not fuck around about i spy.

i headcanon gin as semiverbal but they'll fucking GAG tachihara during some games

higuchi will constantly ask if they need to stop at every gas station because she's like that

Dawnstar Sanctuary

babette drives. no, i don't care that she has the body of a 10 year old. she's the best driver.

cicero is in the trunk. don't worry about him

nazir is in shotgun controlling the aux cord. ik he has the best music taste of all time. he's a metalhead trust me i asked him myself

the night mother is strapped to the top of the car like those ski holders

DOA5

sigma and fukuchi are in the front, alternating drivers

bram is tied to the back of fukuchi's seat like one of those ipads that little kids watch skibidi toilet on during long car rides

fyodor is said skibidi toilet kid

nikolai is in the trunk

NereVoryn

nerevar drives. voryn won't admit it but he fucking sucks at driving

there's really nothing chaotic about their road trips. very chill tbh

nerevar has probably backed up into a fire hydrant once or twice though.

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shiveringgroovy · 2 months

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crackship between bsd and tes character who x who

I LOVE YOUR BRAIN OH MY GOD

FyoVehk - (Vivec x Fyodor) because uhhh living god x whatever the fuck fyodor is?? WACK and i love it FukuFukuMoriUr - (Fukuzawa x Fukuchi x Mori x Dagoth Ur) old man yuri x4 Brammimarco - (Bram x Mannimarco) because bram would be done with manni's shit and i fucking love undead x undead ships. they're so. explodes. ancient yuri. also bram needs to show manni the wonders of Going the Fuck to Sleep YosanAyem - (Yosano x Almalexia) oh my god i have no other explanation for this other than traumatized strong women that can and will fucking kill you. they need to kiss HasKuni - (Haskill x Kunikida) i am a DEVOUT sheskillmyna shipper (sheo/relmyna/haskill) BUT. haskill and kunikida both need a break from their insane entp company Kouyouwen - (Kouyou x Elenwen) YURRRIIIIIIII MORALLY CORRUPT YURI Relsano - (Relymna Verenim x Yosano) another yosano ship baby. they're both "nurses" in a way if you count what relmyna does as nursing. lol. AND I THINK THEY WOULD MAKE GOOD LAB BUDDIES IF YOSANO DIDN'T HAVE A MORAL COMPASS

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