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Top 5 least favorite zoophobia character designs

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Welp, got the positive list out of the way. Now yet me give you the list inevitably more people will like because everyone apparently likes it when I'm negative. Go figure. Vivziepop has a whole arsenal of character designs, and here are some of my least favourites. Same ground rules for my other list apply here. And first, some dishonorable mentions.

DM 1: Jack and Damian

First things first, I don't hate the designs of the main cast. Yeah, they're simple compared to other designs in zoophobia, but, as I've said before, I like Vivz's more simple designs. But out of all the main cast, I disliked these designs the most for one reason. At least everyone else looked like their respective animal. Spam looks like a fox, Vanex looks like a cat, Kayla looks like a kangaroo, and Zill, despite the crazy colour scheme, looks like an unidentifiable creature. These guys? Damian is supposed to be this demonic jackal, but, if you look up jackal in Google Images, you'll notice that he doesn't really look like one. He looks more like some kind of wolf or fox. I don't mind the ears (hell, the horn-like, long ass ears could be his signature look ), or the eyes (he IS a demon ) but, fun fact, jackals have black ears, a black tail, and a distinct black patch of fur on their backs. Some liberties can be taken with colours, I suppose (I mean, we have a freaking purple cat in our midst, you think I'm drawing the line at the canines? ), but perhaps parts of his fur could be made darker in order to get him to resemble a jackal. Jack is a wolf/jackal hybrid, yet he looks more like a domestic dog or a rabbit. It's mainly his ears that cause the problems. Maybe give him more wolfish ears. Seriously vivz, what wolf or jackal looks like that?

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For this next entry, I shall perform my best Nicholas Cage impression. *ahem*

DM 2 : Most of the Party Dawgs

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! MY EYES! MY EYES! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

*cough * Anyways, now that I've finished my hyperbolic reaction to the party dawgs, let me single some out. Koko, Mint, and Raven. Koko (aka the purple one with purple clothes) literally looks like a clone of Mint (the green one). The only differences between the two are colours, hair being parted on opposite sides, and slight clothing difference. And let's be honest, Raven literally looks like another Jayjay. But hey, at least their colours don't make my eyes bleed.

Now onto the list proper.

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5. Tom

Look, to anyone on this site who wants to know what I think of Tom, he's just meh. There's nothing really that special about him. Oh, you're a lonely demon? It's not like we have someone in the main cast like that already. Oh, you can be something of a charmer and attract a lot of ladies? Hi Zill! And Tom's design isn't helping his case. He looks like a recoloured Bozzwick or a genderbent Ink. There's nothing really creepy or strange about his appearance. You could argue that his eyes are strange, but plenty of other characters have strange eyes, and Tom's eyes aren't even the strangest. He doesn't look demon-y. He looks like another edgy teen. And yeah, I might be a hypocrite here because I love Damian's male human design, but in his case it's kind of funny. I mean, it's just amusing to me that someone like Dame (who is also the anti christ ) looks like a hot topic addict. It's just so weirdly fitting it's hilarious. Same can't really be said for Tom though. ....

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4. Styx, Tentadora, and Jillian.

Three way tie! Whooo! Okay, but in all seriousness, I put these guys here because they all suffer the same problems. They need some adjustments to their designs and a change in colour pallets. Go back to ch 3 of zoophobia, and look at how much these guys seem out of place in hell. These three characters become a major distraction as your eye is immediately drawn to them instead of whatever more important scene is going on. Give them a colour pallet that helps them blend in a little more. Jillian, I feel, since the poorer parts of Hell are have a more Western feel, should have a more Western influence since that's where she came from. Maybe give her boots or a bandana. around her neck. Styx needs the most change since he looks like a recoloured Damian. Take the ears and tail away. Perhaps give him a more Victorian influence while keeping Tenta's western influence to represent their clashing personalities. Maybe give Tenta a hat or apron to make her look more like a member of Hell's staff.

3. Elijah

Look, I know a lot of people love his design, but Eli's design bugs me on a couple levels. Why? Well, look at some of the other snake characters that take on a bi-pedal stance, such as Gustav, Quinton, the Max brothers, and Castello. You might notice something. ...slightly different autonomy wise. Look, I appreciate that Vivz is making some of her characters look vastly different than others, but in this circumstance. ...why? Why does Eli get to have a more snakey influence? Shouldn't he resemble Gustav since their both snakes? Why does Eli get to have a snake head, but none of the other snakes do? I know, Dollcreep came up with Eli's original design, but Dollcreep came up with Gustav's original design too. There, we had the same problem with heads we do here, so yeah, this reflects on Dollcreep as well for inconsistency. Besides, Vivz could've fixed this problem while redesigning Elijah. As for the colour pallet, while yes, pink and white are overused in Vivz's characters, I'd argue it makes sense here with Eli being albino. However, I'd make the colours on his face and in his hair lighter. Albinos can't really keep pigments in their skin and hair, so it'd be impossible for Eli to be as... covered in pink as he is. Unless he, for some reason, constantly dies his hair and paints squares on his face. That would actually be pretty funny.

Damian : Eli, you've been in the bathroom for 2 hours, what are you doing?

Eli: Putting pink squares all over my body. As normal people do.

Damian : But...why tho?

Eli: Aesthetic.

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2. Jayjay

AAAAAAAAAAAH! MY EYE-- yeah, I'm not doing that joke again.

Look, I liked Jay in the Die Young video. Her colours weren't as saturated and they worked well together. Everywhere else? Not only do her colours clash terribly against each other, with a few exceptions, her colour pallet is always so bright it's actually painful to look at for more than two seconds. Her design in Die Young was just fine. It communicated exactly what it needed to about Jayjay. Not to mention it used contrasting colours in a way that was nicer to look at. Lesson here kids? Jay doesn't need a loud design. She needs and effective design.

Also, any Dollcreep fans who try to come out of the woodwork to say shit along the lines of "Dollcreep did it sooooo much better "

....no he didn't. Get off my front porch, you wannabe edgelords. I'm the non straight edge Lord of social ineptitude here!

And number one goes to......

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1. Whitney

.....you know, if I didn't already use the Nick Cage joke already, I'd be hamming the shit out of it rn.

Look, I wasn't sure if I wanted to keep this dude on the list, since unlike the others, I dunno if vivz is still using him, and I didn't want to go after a character she may have abandoned, BUT JESUS ALMIGHTY.

This design actually hurts my head when I look at it. Take everything I said about Jayjay and stick it here, except times 100! The colours are far too bright, and clash horribly. ..to quote my buddy, @imviotrash when they first saw him, "What even is Whitney? "

I'll leave so I don't need to look at this much longer, but as usual, tell me what you think!

I apologize for wasting your time.

-ATOUN

Ps. Let me know your favorite or least favorite zp designs! I'd love to see what others think!

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choisgirls · 7 years

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rfa+ Saeran going to pride for the first time with with MC?

A/N: HAPPY PRIDE MONTH MY GUYS! THOUGH IT’S ALMOST OVER? (For where Ilive anyway, pride month is June! I heard some places celebrate in May??) I STILL WANTED TO TRY AND GET THIS OUTBEFORE THE END OF THE MONTH AAA ~Admin 404

*YOOSUNG: Male!MC

-You didn’t even tell him whatthis parade was for

-All you said was “Do youwant to go to a parade with me”

-And he was THERE

-Parade? FUCK YEAH! Loves himsome parades

-Fried food, bright colours, funbooths, cute floats? Yes yes yes!

-You decided to just wait untilyou brought him to tell him what the parade was actually for

-Though when the two of you gotthere, and he noticed literally everything was rainbow, he kind of pieced twoand two together…

-HE WAS BLUSHING LIKE CRAZY!

-Was actually really honouredthat you wanted to go to something like this with him?? Like you’re loud andproud about your relationship and that makes him giggle

-Seeing all of the insaneoutfits was definitely fun for him!

-HE SAW SO MANY NAKED (OR ATLEAST ALMOST NAKED) PEOPLE AND HE FELT SO AWKWARD

-“MC… we… we don’t haveto be naked or anything for this.. right?” No baby it’s okay

-AS RED AS COULD FUCKING BE WHENPEOPLE HANDED HIM CONDOMS

-I know I said as red as couldbe, but that’s because you didn’t think he could get any redder. But oh, wereyou mistaken

-He turned almost glowing redwhen he watched you just shoving the condoms in your pockets

-“I’m not gonna just wastethese, Yoosung, that’s rude” OH MYGOD MC DON’T TALK LIKE THAT OUT LOUD

-Was disappointed that he didn’tget to dress up or anything like that so you found a group of nice people withsome body paint and asked if they could do something for him!

-Cutie walked around with acompletely rainbow painted face (yours matching) and could not stop takingpictures

-10/10 sent any and all photosto the group chat, always talking about how much he loved you and this parade!

*ZEN: Male!MC

-“MC! It’s the prideparade!”

-Oh no

-You’d love to go with him, ofcourse!

-Your relationship is…. wellit’s absolutely perfect to the two of you but there are still those whoquestion it

-His fans are practically splitin half between completely idolizing your relationship, and the other half justwanted Zen for themselves

-So you were pretty afraid toattend pride like that, so out in the open, so…exposed

-But he was a-okay with it

-He didn’t care what others haveto say about the two of you???

-Once the two of you actuallygot there though, it was a m a z i n g

-People would recognize Zen leftand right and they would be so excitedthat he even showed up!

-But when they saw the two ofyou holding hands, they practically exploded (in a good way)

-THEY WERE SO ECSTATIC!

-Their favourite actor is partof the LBGT+ community and they are HYPED

-People are coming up frequentlyto congratulate the two of you on your beautiful relationship

-He even sang a few love songsup on a few stages, loving as the crowds went wild!

-The one thing he couldn’t standthough, was all the hateful protesting

-He tried to ignore it at firstbut as the day went on he couldn’t stop himself from walking over and yell backat them

-To prove a point, he pulled youinto a deep kiss- eliciting hundreds if not thousands of whistles and cheersfrom the crowd at the parade

-You had to physically hold himback from fighting one protester though

*JAEHEE: Female!MC

-“Jaehee! The prideparade’s coming up! We should go!”

-P A N I C

-She loves you and mostdefinitely isn’t afraid to tell you that, but…

-She is afraid of others hatingher for it? She really dislikes confrontation

-But you assure her that it’s acompletely safe space! It’s full of allies and others celebrating same sexlove!

-Agrees to go along, and evendresses up to match you

-The two of you have adorableshirts with unicorns on it that says “Squad goals”!

-Embarrassed because she doesn’tuse slang like that but the two of you just looked so cute!

-And honestly? Seeing all of thehappy couples expressing their love, the loud and proud people just enjoyingtheir time, thousands of colours and confetti everywhere; she’s in love

-Like?? It’s a place?? Inpublic??? Where she can kiss you all she wants??

-She does every now and then butshe’s still embarrassed the poor bby

-L o v e s the booths!

-Thinks it’s important tosupport those in the LGBT+ community who create works of art!

-Honestly bought like 20 poundsin books solely because they look amazing and are by up and coming LBGT+writers (not to mention they all promised part of the proceeds go tocharities!)

-She’s part of the RFA she feelsit’s like an unspoken duty of hers to do anything related to charities

-SHE LOVES THIS PLACE SO MUCH

-Lowkey wants to set up a boothnext year for your coffee shop

-“It’s a good businessinvestment, MC” “You just want to come to pride again next year, youdon’t have to lie” “A GOOD! BUSINESS! INVESTMENT!”

*JUMIN: Male!MC

- ah yes

- jumin han does gay

- im soRRY I COULDNT RESIST

-He was kind of against going tothis parade

-Not because it was for pride oranything but because he was just iffy about all the people

-Does he really want to go andbe surrounded by thousands of people, all of them bumping against him??

-Well one look into your puppydog eyes and the answer was yes, yes he did

-You had to convince him toleave (most) of the body guards at home

-There were a few that followeda moderate amount of distance behind but you caught them lowkey fawning overthe two of you when he would give you a quick kiss on the nose or squeeze yourhand

-Honestly a few other coupleswould stop the two of you and tell you how cute the two of you were??

-It would get Jumin so flusteredand you were SO THANKFUL because wow look at my cutie he’s adorable

-If any protesters even thoughtabout something rude to you the bodyguards were there in an instant

-You dragged Jumin along withyou as you looked at each and every booth, placing the beaded necklaces theygave out around his neck

-The funny part is, he just letyou?? Like okay MC

-At one point the necklacesstacked so high that you couldn’t see anything lower than his eyes

-He didn’t want to disappointyou by taking them off so he left them until you noticed and laughed your assoff

-Definitely took pictures beforeyou distributed most of the necklaces among the two of you and the body guards

-“MC, do you thinkElizabeth would enjoy this rainbow collar?” “Juju that’s not forcats” “….Would you enjoy this collar?” JUMIN NOT IN PUBLIC

-He saw some… interestingoutfits, to say the least

-“Commoners are very…odd, aren’t they?” that’s rude

-Saw someone walking theirpartner on a leash

-The moment you saw him side-eyeyou, you jabbed him in the ribs with your elbow, eliciting a slight grunt fromhim

-“Don’t even think about itpretty boy”

-To get back at him for even thinking about walking you on a leash,you poured a ton of glitter over his head while he was looking at somemerchandise

-Actually chased you through thelarge crowd, picking you up and spinning you before kissing you gently once hecaught you

-People cheered because wow looky'all are so cute together

*SAEYOUNG:Female!MC/Pansexual!Saeyoung (LISTEN I CANT HELP BUT HC SAEYOUNG AS PANSEXUAL AAA)

-You wanted to go in support ofyour friends!

-But more than anything, youwanted to go and support your boyfriend!

-He was pretty against going atfirst, because he was afraid of what people would think about him

-It’s not like he advertisesthat he’s pansexual, so what would his friends think? Would they change theiropinions of him?

-“Saeyoung, you just lovewhoever you love, it’s not as if gender truly matters, right? So why would ourfriends be against who you are as a person?”

-That’s what got him thinking-you completely support him… so why wouldn’t his friends be supportive?

-After all, they are supportiveof all his gender-swapped costumes….

-You reminded him that he didn’thave to come out if he didn’t want to. A lot of people who are simply justAllies attend as well, no one would know how he fit into the community unlesshe told them

-He had seen pictures of a fewparades before, and he noticed all the insane costumes people wear

-So of course?? He had to go allout?? If he had to go, he might as well, right?

-Completely decked out inrainbow body glitter, boxers with hearts all over them, and you even helped himput temporary hair dye to make it rainbow!

-Honestly he was in love themoment the two of you showed up??

-So many people dressed upinsanely without a care in the world, bright colours flying everywhere, peoplebeing loud and proud

-His jaw honestly dropped at thesight of it all

- Every time he saw a dogwearing a rainbow bandana he’s smacking your arm- you have bruises by the endof the day

-He’s yelling, singing,laughing, and you haven’t seen him have this much fun in a while and you wereabsolutely loving watching him enjoy himself

-“MC! Look! Look at howproud everyone is to just be themselves, isn’t it amazing?” he held yourhands and looked down at them, “I wish I had the confidence to be likethem. I don’t even know where to start!”

-“Just do whatever makesyou comfortable and go at your own pace! Hey, you’re in a parade full ofstrangers you probably won’t see again, why don’t you come out to someone? Noone here is going to judge you!’

-So he did! Actually, he didquite a few times! And he felt a m a z i n g

-So good in fact, that he toldyou he was ready to tell his friends!

-He spent the rest of his day atpride asking people how about their experiences with coming out, getting tipsabout the best way to do it, and getting nonstop support from tons of people!He felt so at home, the next week or so he was clinging to you, never knowinghow to fully thank you

*V: Female!MC

-THIS BOY LOVES LOVE

-Any and all love is beautifulfor him

-So he’s super duper excitedwhen you suggest going to pride!

-SUPER ALLIES, MC AND JIHYUN!

-Honestly, all of the happypeople, bright colours, glitter, and especially all of the couples obviously inlove make him S O E C S T A T I C

-He brings a backpack full ofbrand new SD cards for his camera, and he 10/10 believes he’s gonna fill themall

-He asks people in the mostoutgoing outfits if he can take their photo, and he giggles at all of the posesthey do

-Up close and personal to all ofthe floats to get pictures of every single detail

-When he sees couples gettingcozy, he asks to take photos to celebrate their love!

- v that can get a lil creepy

-Always offers to take a photoon their phone for them as well so he seems less crazy

-He’s pretty sassy when he wantsto be, if you didn’t already know

-So when he sees protesters withsuch hatefulsigns, he takes it upon himself to fight back

-He finds someone with extrasigns and holds them up proudly!

-When people shout out hatefulthings, he gently asks them why they think that

-Always talking to them soft andgentle, which confuses the hell out of all of them because?? They’re trying tobe hateful?? But this soft giant is talking to them so nicely???

-Which THROWS THEM OFF SO MUCHMORE WHEN HE GETS SASSY WITH HIS COMEBACKS

-It’s such a large difference indemeanor and even you’re thrown off guard

*SAERAN: Female!MC

-He’s actually the one who askedyou to go to pride with him??

-In private, he told you that hemight… have wanted to attend… to show support for his brother?

-He’s really bad at showing hecares but he’s trying to do it bits at a time

-But when Saeyoung brings it uphe acts like he’s against it

-"Why the fuck would I wantto go to that, there’s going to be so many people there, I don’t wantthat”

- but goes anyway

-He didn’t want to really wantto dress up, but you convinced him to at least let you paint a small rainbowflag on his cheek (though it did take several days to do the convincing)

-He was really grumpy at first,being dragged to and fro either by you or his brother

-Having to squeeze through halfnaked, loud, or already morning-drunk people

-Started to really regretattending until he saw how much fun his brother was having?

-He had never seen Saeyoung thisrelaxed in his life and he silently decided he could put up with all of it forhim, just this once

-The two of you enjoyed visitingall of the booths though

-At every booth, you get a couple of bead necklaces

-Saeran put them all on. All ofthem. All of his, all of yours, all of Saeyoungs.

-Completely covered in beadnecklaces, and he l o v e s i t

-If you ask for some to wear youjust get this look from him- not a glare, but a kind of look that screams“don’t even think about it”

-He also demanded ice cream asmuch as possible

-You tried so hard to cut himoff but he just didn’t. stop.

-Saeran pls there are 47 icecream wrappers in my pocket p l e a s e

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