#shaolinspindoctor

[bastardsunlight]

Talking to Lao and sending him things when you're having a bad day are healthy coping mechanisms, right?

Hi, Lao, how are you?

"I am well," says the older fellow, leaning on a rake with which he is turning soil in a well-tended garden. There is gray in his long plait and lines around mouth and eyes, but he looks happy. He points up to the blue sky wherein large, fluffy clouds are ambling without a care in the world.

"The clouds are like your trouble, young one," he comments cryptically, "and like those clouds, it will pass. Be the wind and blow them along their way, so your sun can shine on someone else."

He nods, wiping sweat off his brow. "Now come, I have always thought a little hard work clears the mind."

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[canonliukang]

Listen. I know that the former champion of Earthrealm is the “Great Kung Lao”, but in my heart of hearts the greatest Kung Lao wears a hat and likes trains

(Super special shoutout to @bastardsunlight for infecting me with some of that kreative energy for the shaolinspindoctor here)

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[bastardsunlight]

Kung Lao, I'm having a really bad day so I'm here to tell you you're wonderful

Kung Lao's brows crinkle, full lips pursing with some concern. He lays his broom aside, happy for the distraction.

"That is very kind," he says, gesturing to the steps he's been sweeping. Settling himself, he pats the stone next to him. "Thank you, but maybe you can tell me what is bothering you. I have a moment... maybe several, if the abbot does not notice I have lain aside my chores."

#response #shaolinspindoctor

[bastardsunlight]

Lao has the best tits. They're like two perfect pillows.

"That is very forward," Lao declares, "but... the are nice." He turns sideways, preening a little, puffing them out and biting his lower lip coquettishly. Is he doing this on purpose? Hard to say.

#response #PFFTHH #shaolinspindoctor

[bastardsunlight]

Hello, Kung Lao. I'm a stranger to you, we've met before, but I wouldn't be surprised or upset if you didn't remember me. I wanted to say to you that you said some kind words to me a long time ago and they gave me that tiny spark of light I needed to get through the darkness. I thank you very, very deeply. I'm doing better now and owe that progress to you and others like you because you helped me keep the strength I needed tooi begin recovering.

(And you, bastardsunlight, thank you very much too ❤)

"Oh," Kung Lao exclaims, narrowing his aged eyes a little and then nodding. "I remember you." He nods amiably and leans on the handle of a sturdy-looking rake. "And I am glad to see you well."

He regards the stranger, then the sky above them both. "I am glad to share this Realm with you, and you should know that it is glad to be shared."

(This is such an unexpected kindness. I believe I DO recall you, my friend and I am so glad you've emerged from that darkness. We may not be "whole" after such conflict and hardship, as we once understood it, but we are still US and we are STRONGER. As long as we keep putting one metaphorical foot in front of the other, we are stronger.)

#response #shaolinspindoctor #I'm glad you're all right

[bastardsunlight]

"I've been flirting with you for the last six months, thanks for noticing." Game Liu to Lao

Kung Lao’s eyes pop wide and he stammers, mouth hanging open appealingly for a moment before closing hard. He swallows once, breathes deeply, and attempts to compose himself, though the damage has already been done.

“I ah… must consult the Elder Gods?”

It works for Lord Raiden, after all.

idiots to lovers romantic starters

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[bastardsunlight]

“Kung Lao… Would you like take the next step in our friendship?” The Shaolin do not deal in rings, but they are a people who make the best of all that they are given, and Liu Kang recognizes the valuable gift of a friend, an equal, and a loved one. In his treasured friend’s hands he places a pouch made from his own hand, woven with the characters that made his given name, with a strange revision in the place that formed his family name.

Kang Lao

“I have always loved you, as my ally in arms and my sworn… I would like the chance to give you all that you have given me… More, if you should ever ask.”

The confession is more confirmation than revelation. All the same, hearing it said aloud reinforces its truth and Kung Lao is assaulted with a wave of emotions he had not expected. He wants to hide under he brim of his hat, pretend his eyes are not misty with tears.

"I..." His voice betrays him, breaking over one syllable and he closes his mouth, swallows hard, and breathes deeply. How can he even pretend he has to think about this? Liu Kang will not be fooled. He never is.

The pouch is beautifully-made, crafted with care. Liu Kang does nothing halfway. It is something Kung Lao has always admired about him. Kang Lao, he reminds himself, liking the way it feels inside his mind.

"I love you," he says simply. "I always have and I... I always will." He wraps his arms around his friend then, pulling them together and daring to press his lips to Liu Kang's. For once in his life, he doesn't care who might be watching.

Let them all watch and envy.

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[bastardsunlight]

Shui looks up from the book his cousin Jin recently gifted him for the young man's birthday, and looks over his father. He recalls the many, many stories of this parents' youth in the temple, before making his declaration. "A-die, I diagnose you with Wei Wuxian in the Wangxian dynamic. Ba Kang is more the Lan Zhan type."

Kung Lao grunts and lifts a brow. “Hm?” He sees the cover and goes red to the ears. Reaching out with the fastest hands in the White Lotus, he snatches the book from his son and frowns deeply, though it is comical given the color of his cheeks. “And I diagnose you with chores.” He makes a shooing motion and stows the book on his person. Jin will hear about this.

What he does not realize he has done is played himself as he should not recognize either the characters or their names.

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[bastardsunlight]

Kung Lao, I dare you to tell Liu Kang that you love him and want to spend the rest of your life with him in front of Johnny Cage.

"Why in front of Cage?" The emphasis makes it clear Kung Lao is very aware why. With a witness like that, there won't be a single person who does not know. With a long sigh, he realizes that he doesn't have a choice anyway. Resolutely, he balls his fists and stalks off to find the actor. Liu Kang, he assumes, will find him; the man has a knack for it... all he has to do is try and dodge some responsibility or other.

Presently, he comes across both of them playing, of all things, chess... and Johnny Cage is winning. He is explaining to the monk that he had to learn the game for a role and the rules never left him. Liu Kang's brows are crinkled in deep concentration. Lao clears his throat and both men look up.

"Sup hat guy?" Johnny's brows rise quizzically behind his sunglasses as he regards the behatted monk, wondering what could have him all constipated-looking. "What's wrong, Raidude got your tongue?"

Kung Lao sneers at the off-color humor... blasphemy, some might consider it, but they ALL know Lord Raiden cares little what Johnny Cage, in particular, calls him.

"Liu Kang," he says, breathing deeply, "I... have to tell you something."

Liu Kang is attentive, polite as usual, with more than a little worry creasing his features. "Please tell me, if it bothers you so much."

"It.. it's not a bother," Kung Lao admits, chewing his lower lip. Johnny wishes he had a bowl of popcorn for this melodrama. "I..." Lao swallows. "I want to... spend the rest of my life with you." It sounds AWFUL coming out and he knows it, but a dare is a dare and he's accepted. "I...love you."

Liu Kang's eyes dart to Johnny for a moment, who looks very like the cat who ate the proverbial canary, then back to Kung Lao. He is stunned into stillness and silence for only a moment before he stands and moves quickly to embrace his friend. "I love you, too, Lao," he whispers, holding Kung Lao tightly.

Johnny seems to have evaporated as Liu Kang and Kung Lao sink into their own little world. If he has his phone out and is texting everyone he knows, it doesn't matter. The words are out there, the sentiment real and true and finally free of their captivity between Kung Lao's ribs, where his heart now flutters.

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[bastardsunlight]

"Happy New Year, Kung Lao." Liu Kang's hands are warm against the sides of his friend's face, lips brushing against the other man's at the toll of the night's end and the lunar year's beginning.

"May we fight to see another."

What can he do but wrap his arms tightly around Liu Kang and pull him close? There would be no refusal from Kung Lao, now or ever. They had spent far too long wondering and hesitating. No more.

“May we see many more,” he suggested, his forehead pressed to Liu Kang’s, “without fighting.” To this, he added another kiss, this one slower and longer, emboldened by the other monk's touch. New Year, new Lao. He was starting to like himself more already.

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[bastardsunlight]

“Kung Lao appreciation day”, hm? I suppose that is a tradition I can lend my support to. - Liu Kang, who currently has both blissfully bare arms around Kung Lao, delivering upon him a flurry of kisses and other affectionate gestures.

His squawk of indignation and warning that people are watching is swallowed up in several of those kisses until his flailing arms find purchase about Liu Kang’s shoulders and he is returning them. These latter kisses are less a rain and more a deep, slow river, steadily flowing to parts known or unknown, content to take its time.

Since they have so much of it…

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[bastardsunlight]

Liu Kang and Kung Lao sitting in the Dragon's Grotto. K I S S I N G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then there's an adopted baby in a baby carriage.

"We did not--we have never..." Kung Lao sputters for a moment, fighting for mental purchase. His brain is misfiring and he is utterly at a loss for how to respond to this.

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[bastardsunlight]

It is Kung Lao appreciation hour? Let's just straight up appreciate that Kung Lao isn't a snack. He's a whole damn meal. Boy is damn sexy.

“Please do not eat any of my kombatants,” warns Raiden, lightning dancing over his limbs threateningly. It isn’t clear if he’s joking.

“Easy Raidude, they mean he’s hot,” interjects Johnny, intent on saving the day as is his wont. “Which, I mean…” He tips his sunglasses down and ogles the busty monk. “If I had to pick a… nother monk.”

“I am standing RIGHT. HERE.” Kung Lao is, in fact, fairly close by, arms crossed, lips drawn into the pout of irritation that really only enhances their size, shape, and color, all of which are appealing on their own, but in tandem, it is a difficult view to resist.

“I rest my case,” concludes the actor with a flourish.

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[bastardsunlight]

“My eyes are up here, Kung Lao.” - Liu Kang

"I... yes, I... Liu Kang, I know where your eyes are, but that sweater compels me to look elsewhere." There really is no point pretending he isn't looking. His friend knows him too well and besides, why else would he wear such a thing! For that matter, what is he holding and is Kung Lao expected to put it on?

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