#serotonin floods their brains each time Jeremy chatters on about what they're going to be this year for Halloween

[knickknacksandallthat]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

i hope you and kevin (i wonder if he ever goes trick or treating with jean and jeremy) have a wonderful day

HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO YOU TOO, anon!!! I hope your treats were tasty and your night was both spooky and satisfying 😉

Hmm, as for Kerejean, this is what I picture:

Kevin and Jean both view the holiday as pointless and inane. Neither believes (for the most part) in apparitions or otherworldly specters, nor did they ever celebrate such frivolity in the Nest. So the holiday seems both ridiculous and over-commercialized to them. Kevin is confused about the extreme obsession with costumes, Jean finds the over-the-top amount of black and orange decor distasteful, and both abhor the amount of candy given out and consumed.

But Jeremy.

Jeremy, in my head, is the Heidi Klum of the AFTG universe. He's inviting everyone he knows over for a Boo Bash. He's organizing the entire neighborhood to do an adult trick or treat, with mini bottles of alcohol and edibles and flavored lube packets exchanged. He's got dry ice fog seeping out of his frankenpunch. His entire place has been transformed into a haunted house with sound effects and all. His candy buffet's color scheme is Trojan-themed. His Halloween outfits range from slutty to scary to disgusting and he wears glitter and fishnets and fake blood and fairy wings and vampire teeth and monster fur and zombie-peeling skin equally. He LIVES for this holiday.

And his boyfriends...well. Who are they to deny him?

They follow his strict Halloween movie schedule for each day of the month that they can barely squeeze in with their schedules, but somehow still manage to each year. Kevin holds perfectly still as Jeremy paints fake blood on his face next to the vampire teeth he got him, and thinks at least the drinks will be good. Jean dips apples into candy, chocolate, and toffee at Jeremy's direction and thinks at least this costume allows me to see that gorgeous strip of skin on his lower back.

But most of all, they watch him flit around the party, welcoming an insane number of guests in, turning up his Halloween playlist to a decibel loud enough to shake the rafters, bobbing for "poisoned" apples, and shoving frankly unhealthy amounts of candy into his face and think...

...at least he's happy.

#Both give a long-suffering sigh when Jeremy announces its Halloween season #which is his official name for october #but they're only fooling themselves #they love this boy and would give him anything #serotonin floods their brains each time Jeremy chatters on about what they're going to be this year for Halloween #and if they catch each other's eye as they suffer through hours of standing on ladders to put that blasted haunted house decor up #or curse as they spill an enormous bag of plastic spiders all over the stairs #neither of them mentions it #kerejean #lovely people #thanks for the ask anon! #this hc is now living rent-free in my head #kevin day #jeremy knox #jean moreau #aftg #all for the game #psst he also loves couples costumes #it makes kevin and jean cringe each time but they can't deny him