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blackhakumen · 2 years

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Mini Fanfic #1004: Villainous Fathers (Or Lack Thereof...) (Super Smash Bros Ultimate)

4:00 p.m. at Smash Mansion's Dining Hall.....

Pichu: (Happily Presents Sephiroth his Handmade Card) Pi...chu....Pichu!~

Sephiroth: A lovely Father's Day Card made for yours truly?~

Pichu: (Happily Nodded) Pichu. (Shyly Looks Away With his Hands Behind his Back) Pi....Pichu Pichu Pi......

Sephiroth: (Opens Up the Father's Day Card Pichu Made For Him and Sees the Words "I Love You" in Eight Different Crayon Colors With a Soft Smile on his Face) Nonsense. (Picks His Adopted Son Up and Sits him on his Lap) I think the card you've made looks magnificent. (Bops on Pichu's Nose, Causing the Pokémon Himself to Giggle Ticklishly) I wish my creations would turn out nearly as good as yours in comparison.

Ganondorf: You know how to draw, Sephiroth?

Sephiroth: (Wiggle his Hand a Bit in Uncertainty) Eh.....Somewhat. My artistic skills are below average at best. (Plaves his Hand on his Chin) Perhaps I should try taking art classes someday in the future......

Hades: (Moves his Head Away From the Newspaper He's Currently Reading) I recommend you take lessons from that Yusuke kid. I heard he's taking one on one lectures on his freetime. But you might wanna try making an appointment with four eyes first before anything.

Sephiroth: Did not take Futuba as a type to care about this kind of stuff.

Hades: Neither did I. But it is somewhat helping her get close to her obvious crush. So.....(Shrugs) good for her I suppose. (Takes a Sip of Coffee Out of his "World Most Terrible Uncle" Mug)

Ridley: Hey, you guys ever think about your dads sometime? The only memory I have of mines was seeing him and ma get killed by hunters when I was hatched.

Ganondorf: (Eyes Widened a Bit in Surprise) Yikes.....Also......(Places his Hand onto his Chest Along With Everyone Else in the Table) You have our condolences.

Ridley: Thanks, but I'm good. I already gotten over it since the day i killed Samus' parents. (Smiles Brightly) Feel great about it ever since- (Suddenly Get by a Plasma Beam in the Back) 'BUZZZZZZ' AH! (Felt Paralyzed For a Second Before Turning Around) W-What the-

Samus: (Glares Intensely at The Space Pirate With Fox Standing Next to Her) Fuck. You.

Hades: (Slowly Shakes his Head at Ridley) That woman's gonna find some way to end you permanently one of these days......

Ridley: (Throws his Hands Out While Being Paralyzed) I was JUST being honest here! (Rests his Head onto the Palm of his Hand) And it happened decades ago, she could've at least try to move on from it by now! Besides, it was better for them getting axed by me than letting some pork grind bamboozled and abandoned off in the void of space like Fox's Da- 'BLABLABLABLAST' (Suddenly Gets Hit by a Fury of Blasters on the Back) AGHH! (Quickly Turns Around Towards the Culprit) FOX!

The leader of Star Fox gives Ridley the middle finger with a glare before walking away with Samus.

Hades: You are just itching to make more enemies today, aren't ya, Ridley boy?

Ridley: (Sighs Heavily While Turning Back Around to the Table) My mouth really is a blessing and a curse, isn't it?

Ganondorf: Yep. But to answer your question, I....can't really say I've ever thought about who my bil father was at the time of my birth. All I remember is waking up in the middle of a Gerudo Valley and being raised by most of the villagers there.....I also remembered ruling that said valley with an iron gauntlet, but that's neither here and there.

Sephiroth: I too don't have any memory who my father was. And every time I do try think about him, it would always lead me to that man in the red damaged cape for....some reason.

Hades: (Groans While Rolling his Eyes in Annoyance) Don't even get me started on my old man.....The self conceited bastard was crazy enough to try and eat me whole.

Ganondorf/Ridley/Pichu: (Eyes Widened in Complete Shock) He WHAT!?/Pi!?

Sephiroth: (Eyes Widened a Bit as Well) You're kidding.

Hades: Noooope. My old man was so worried about me taking the throne of the Underworld that he ate me. Luckily, my manwhore of a brother, Zeus, stepped in and saved me before I got completely digested. Pretty scarring moment in my life to be frank....(Smirks Evilly) But it was all more the more sweeter when I rubbed my title all over his wrinkled face. (Takes Another Sip of his Drink)

Pichu: (Turns to Sephiroth With a Confused Look on his Face) Pi, Pi Pi Pichu?

Sephiroth: Uh- It's.....(Starts Rubbing the Top of Pichu's Head Gently) Best not know yet, son. Trust me.

Pichu: (Sighs a Bit While Shrugging) Pichu.

Hades: Hey, speaking of dads, has anyone else knows where Bowser and Kazuya has gone to? I haven't seen two all day today.

Ganondorf: Bowser's spending the rest of day with his kids around town. As for the devil brat, well.........

Meanwhile at Mishima's Cemetery......

Kazuya: (Sings With Five of his Subordinates in a Very Drunken Manner While Pouring a Bottle of Alcohol on Heihachi's Grave) Destinyyyy!~ ('Hic') Or Deadlyyy!~ I Don't Care Which One's Walking This Game!~ They're Nothing Togeeeether!~ What if I go Back ZER-E-O!-

Back at the Mansion

Ridley: That man seriously need to find himself a new hobby. This is getting sad at this point.

Ganondorf: Yep.

Pichu: Pi.

Sephiroth: Mmhmm.

Hades: You know I've been thinking about this for a while now, but do you guys ever wondered who's the actual mother of all those little Koopalings or whatever they call themselves.

Ganondorf: (Grabs his Chin While Thinking) Hm. Now that you've mentioned it, I've been wondering about that too.

Ridley: It's definitely Peach.

Hades: Whaaaat?

Pichu: Pichu!

Sephiroth: I don't believe you.

Ridley: Oh come on! Do you have any ideas how many times Bowser kidnaps that woman in the past?....I don't know the exact numbers, but I can tell you it's a crap ton!

Ganondorf: (Raises an Eyebrow) Where are you getting at exactly, Ridley?

Hades: You know, besides being wrong as usual.

Ridley: Look, all I'm saying here is that during some of those past eight kidnappings, Peach and Bowser may have gotten a little busy among themselves while Mario's out there going through seven plus worlds to try and save her. Kind of like the NTR kind of scenario, ya know?

Pichu was about to speak before Sephiroth stops him by patting the top of his head.

Sephiroth: That's nothing for you to worry about either, my son.

Pichu pouts while crossing his little arms together.

Hades: Oh come now, there's no way Peach would be stupid enough to have eight, separate night stands with Bowser of all people.

Ganondorf: Who, we may add, she shown distaste for on numerous occasions.

Sephiroth: Accidental and purposely.

Pichu: (Nodded in Agreement) Pi.

Ganondorf: Plus, she obviously shows love and affection towards Mario on a daily basis. Makes no sense that she would cheat on him behind his back for so long.

Ridley: ('Scoffs') Please. I bet you all that hate and distaste towards the big guy was all a facade to get us from discovering their secret love from one another. And I can guarantee you all that one of these days, she would crack and go eloping with King Daddy Koopa while leaving that loser plumber in the dust-

'SMASH'

And just like that, Ridley suddenly gets hit in the by an angry looking vegetable plant so hard enough that he falls down the ground in immense pain.

Hades: (Turns to the Knocked Out Ridley Along With Everyone Else in the Table Before Clicking his Tongue) Well, that happened.

?????: HEY!

The reminding League of Villains Members (and Pichu) turns to see a very upset Peach glaring at the table with Mario standing by her.

Peach: Keep mines and Mario's name out your FUCKING. MOUTH!

Mario: (Gently Squeezes Peach's Hand to Calm her Down) They're going to, okay? Let's go outside for a walk. It could do both of us good.

Peach: ('Sighs Heavily') Yeah...A fresh air would be great right about now.

As Peach begins walking away to recollect herself in calmness, Mario looks back at the villains' table (or...most noticeably, an unconscious Ridley) with a fierce glare as his fist begins to shake in anger until.....

Peach: (In the Background) Mario? Where are you, honey?

Mario: (Immediately Returns Vack to his Normal Before Turning Away) I-I'm coming, Peach! (Sprints Off Towards his Princess)

Hades: (Clicks his Tongue Again as He Summons a Notepad and Writes Something Down on it) Welp. Add the princess and plumber to the list of enemies. Who would've thought?

Ganondorf: You know, it's surreal hearing Peach curse like that.

Sephiroth: The woman's anger really does have no bounds.

Pichu: (Nodded in Agreement) Pi.

Ridley: ('Uggggggggggggggh')

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incorrectsmashbrosquotes · 4 years

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Working for Ganon

(slow zoom out from Ganon’s Castle - floating over a crater of lava - to a variety of vehicles parked along the shoreline; Waluigi parks his kart)

Waluigi: Ugh, this commute is *murder.* Okay. (sighs and stretches) Let’s do this…

(Waluigi begins tediously hopping from lava rock to lava rock to get to the castle)

- - -

(at the castle entrance: Dr. Eggman is swiping his keycard, but keeps getting a ‘denied’ beep)

Dr. Eggman: What is wrong with this piece of shit?!

Dr. Wily: Swipe it slower.

(Eggman does so, but still gets a beep)

Dr. Wily: That’s *too* slow. Is it facing the right way?

Dr. Eggman: OF COURSE IT’S FACING THE RIGHT- (sees his card is flipped)

Dr. Eggman: Okay it was not.

- - -

(Wendy O. Koopa is being lead through the castle by Bowser)

Wendy: Dad, this is *total* bullcrap. It’s Spring Break! My boyfriend invited me to his family’s place at the beach!

Bowser: Well, the court says I get you on weekends and holidays. Like it or not, we’re spending this time together.

Wendy: Ugh. Doing what?

Bowser: Oh, I have a plan for you…

(dramatic music; cut to…)

- - -

(…the in-castle Starbucks: Wendy is a barista)

Wendy: (to self) That son of a bitch.

Hades: Give me a double espresso latte, half decaf, medium foam, with a dusting of Dutch chocolate.

(at the back of the line…)

Wolf: (to Ridley) Does Octavio want coffee?

Ridley: I texted him. I think he’s responding ‘cause those three dots are hovering…

- - -

(in the meeting room: Ganondorf is seated at his throne addressing the villains)

Ganondorf: Thus, this new plan will CRUSH the Smash Brothers once and for all! But more *importantly,* it’s time… (clapping giddily) to draw names for Secret Santa!

Villains: (collective groan)

Ganondorf: It’s *team-building,* people!

Black Knight: (shaking bucket of names) Shake it up, shake it up…

Gruntilda: (draws name) I got “Zelgius.” Who’s “Zelgius?” Is he the kid in the mailroom with the BO? Every day I’m like, ‘I smell the mail coming!’ And sure enough-

(Black Knight leans in)

Black Knight: I’M Zelgius.

Gruntilda: …Ah. How could I forget.

Marx: (draws name) Oh ho! *Somebody’s* going to get a BIG surprise, ehehehe!

Ganondorf: Oh, and new rule this year everybody: *No* exploding toys.

Marx: HEY! I’m literally the only one affected by that rule!

Wario: I still have a scar on my forehead from Christmas 2009, you dumb butthole!

Marx: (sadly) It’s… It’s how I express love…

- - -

(meanwhile, in the rec room:)

Andross: (clicking fruitlessly on laptop) Oh, come on! This WiFi password doesn’t work!

Ghirahim: Aren’t you, like, a futuristic mastermind or something? Use your mobile hotspot.

Andross: (pouting) I don’t have a hotspot, I have 3G! And I’m locked into a shitty family plan. Mom blows through all my data Netflix-ing episodes of ‘Stranger Things’. I have *no* minutes ever. EVER.

- - -

(the castle’s Starbucks: Wolf and Ridley are drinking their coffees)

Ridley: So Wendy over there (points to barista) has to work on *Spring Break!* Did you even KNOW it was Spring Break?

Wolf: What does it matter? We don’t get vacations.

Ridley: That’s what I told Wendy! She says that’s *so* unfair!

Wolf: Wendy makes a lot of good points.

Ridley: Oh! And you know that she’s vegan?! I really admire that.

(text tone; Ridley checks his phone)

Ridley: Octavio wants an Americano.

Wolf: (sips coffee) …Say we already left.

- - -

(back in the meeting room:)

Ganondorf: (reading off a clipboard) And um, whoever’s been picking their nose at the urinal and wiping it on the wall… Stop it.

K. Rool: Ha! *That’s* evil!

Sephiroth: No, it’s disgusting.

Geese Howard: (on his phone) Hey guys, what’s the WiFi password again?

Pichu: “AndrossSucks.” All one word, capital ’S’.

Sephiroth: Heh. Now THAT is evil.

Ganondorf: Agreed. Mwahahahaha!

(all the villains join in the maniacle laughter; thunder rumbles and lightning crashes stereotypically; rain starts pouring)

Ganondorf: …What the fuck is going on out there? (realizes) I LEFT MY WINDOWS DOWN! (runs to his car)

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blackhakumen · 3 years

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Mini Fanfic #785: Enter the Devil (Super Smash Bros Ultimate)

3:34 p.m. at The Smash Mansion's Dining Hall.......

Hades: A Family Vacation, you say?

Bowser: Yep. Mario's thinking about taking all of us somewhere eventful for the summer. Hope it's the beach resort.

Sephiroth: (Gently Rubbing the Top of Pichu's Head) Ah the beach..... A place well know for peaceful paradise.

Ridley: (Raised an Eyebrow at the One Winged Beside him in Confusion) You make it sound like you've never been to.one before.

Sephiroth: That's because I've haven't. I've been too preoccupied by all the chaotic events that happened in my life that the thought of going to one has never occurred to me until now. (Smiles a Little) Still, it would be nice to spend our days there. Spending more time with my son and whatnot. (Kiss the Top of Pichu's Head)

Pichu: (Giggles Ticklishly by Sephiroth's Kiss)

Mewtwo: (Crosses his Arm in an Uninterested Manner) I agree. It seems more like a well balance choice for a vacation if anything.

Hades: (Smirks Playfully at Mewtwo While Bumping his Shoulder With His) Well, look at you wanting to do stuff for once~ You have a change of heart or something?

Mewtwo: (Starts Getting a Bit Annoyed by Hades) I only wanted this so I can spend more time with Zelda and Toon. Nothing more.

Dark Samus: ................

Bowser: Ah don't say that, DS. I'm sure you'll look good on any swimsuit you wanna wear.

Ridley: (Starts Snickering) Or none at all....

Bowser: (Smacks Ridley Upside the Head)

'SMACK'

Ridley: OW!

Ganondorf: (Sighs Tiredly While Making his Way to his Seat, All While Being Covered in Ashes) I'm back......

Bowser: (Eyes Widened at Ganondorf) Christ, man. What happened to you?

Hades: And where have you been? It's almost like you've been gone for an eternity.

Ganondorf: I had to go out of town for a bit. (Sits Himself Down) I was thrown off a cliff towards a volcano.

Ridley: (Eyes Widened in Complete Shock) SERIOUSLY!? By who?

Ganondorf: (Points at Someone in the Back With an Annoyed Look on his Face) Him.

The gang turns and sees a man, wearing a business suit, a trench coat, and a spikey hairstyle, make his way to the table. All while crossing his arms in a bit of cocky like manner

????: ('Hmph')

Bowser: The hell are you?

Mewtwo: Kazuya Mishima.

Bowser: (Raised an Eyebrow at Mewtwo in Confusion) Kazu what now?

Kazuya: (Sits Himself Down) It's Kazuya Mishima. (Place Both of his Feet on the Table at Once) The head of G-Corp.....(Gives Everyone an Intense Glare) And the last person you want to cross.

Hades: ................. Charming. So I take you're one of the newer contestants in this tournament.

Kazuya: (Simply Nodded) That's right. I simply wanted to see if the fighters here are worth a challenge. (Turns to Ganondorf) So far, I'm not impressed.

Ganondorf: (Starts Glaring at Kazuya) You only say that cause you gotten lucky and won.....

Kazuya: (Starts Smirking) ('Heh') Please. I won because you were pathetically weak. I'd even go as far to say that you're unworthy of title of being "The Dark Lord". If that's really what people been calling you.....

Ridley: (Eyes Widened by Kazuya's Remark) Oh shit.........

Dark Samus: .........................

Ridley: (Turns to Dark Samus) I know, right? That has to be the most disrespectful burn I have ever seen in my life.

Ganondorf starts growling harshly at the man, before........

Bowser: (Immediately Jumps in Between the Two) OKAY! (Chuckles Awkwardly) How about we do a little introduction, huh? I'll go first. My name is Bowser. King Koopa, Father of eight-

Kazuya: I have a father once.....

Bowser: Oh! Uh... really? That's neat-

Kazuya: I killed him with my own bare hands. Leaving him to died in a pool of lava.

Bowser: (Eye Widened in Fear) Oh. Y-You don't say? D-Dare I ask why?

Kazuya: I hate him. With a passion.

Bowser: (Starts Sweating Bullets) ......You know, I would ask questions....But I can clearly see that it's...('Gulp') A tad bit personal for.....

Kazuya: ('Hmph') A wise choice for you to make, Turtle.

Bowser: B-But my name's Bowser.....

Kazuya: Don't care.

Bowser: (Whispers a bit in Fear)

Hades: Daddy issues and cold blooded murderer, all into one.......All in favor of having the bastard join our club, say 'Aye'!

Everyone in the Club: Aye.

Ganondorf: (Eyes Widened at Complete Shock as He Slams His Fist on the Table) WHAT!? Did you all forgot what he done to me earlier!? I could've been dead!!

Mewtwo: In all fairness, those feats does qualify him as a villain.

Bowser: Murdering your old man is pretty hardcore in villain standards.

Ridley: (Nodded in Agreement) Incredibly so.

Dark Samus: ..............................

Bowser: See, even Dark Samus agrees.

Hades: Plus, he did managed to beat you in a one-on-one fight. No use in faulting him for that.

Ganondorf: (Turns to Sephiroth for Assistance)

Sephiroth: (Simply Shrugs) I'd say we let him join. (Smirks a Little) He could benefit us in the long run.

Pichu: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) Pichu!~

The Dark Lord looks back and forth at the gang and Kazuya for a couple of seconds before groaning in utter defeat.

Ganondorf: ('Ugggh') (Pinching his Nose) I can't believe I'm saying this, but....(Sighs While Taking his Hand off his Nose) I suppose we could add another member to the league. Especially someone with a decent amount a strength. (Turns to Kazuya) What do you say? Are you in?

Kazuya: ('Hmph') I suppose I can accept the offer. As long as you agree to not get in my way.

Ganondorf: (Pull his Hand Out Towards Kazuya) Deal.

As Kazuya reluctantly about to shake his hand, he suddenly felt hard squeeze in Ganondorf's grasp.

Ganondorf: (Squeezes Kazuya Hand While Giving him an Intense Glare) Don't think for a second that I'll give you my respects just because you've obtain a lucky victory. Next time we fight, I WILL crush you.

Kazuya: You're never gonna let this go, aren't you? ('Heh') Fine by me. (Squeezes Ganondorf's Hand Back with an Iron Grip) You can come at me anytime you want. (Gives Ganondorf an Evil Twisted Grin on his Face) I'll be more than happy to keep putting you down on your knees like a dog you are......

Ganondorf: (Starts Gritting his Teeth in Anger) Looks like someone asking for a death wish......

Kazuya: I can say the same for you too, worm. Know your place.....

Bowser: (Watches the New Form Rivals Glaring at Each Other Intensely Along With Everyone Else) This is not gonna end well.......

Ridley: (Turns to Hades) Are you sure letting the new guy join was a good idea.

Hades: Oh I'm sure. (Smirks Evilly) Something tells me that there's a lot more to this Kazuya fellow than we can ever imagine.......

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blackhakumen · 3 years

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Mini Fanfic #860: Messing With the Koopa King (Super Smash Bros Ultimate)

2:10 a.m. at the All-Star Night Club......

Sephiroth: (Sighs While Sitting Behind the Bar, Looking at a Picture He Took with Pichu Together)

Ganondorf: (Sits Next to Sephiroth on One Side) Whatcha doing there, Seph?

Sephiroth: (Turns to Ganondorf) Ah. Nothing if the sorts. I was just looking at the picture Pichu and I took together back at Isle Defino. While....also hoping that he is taken good care of back at the mansion.

Hades: (Sits Down With Sephiroth on the Other Side With a Drink in his Hand) You are really taking the whole 'Dad' role that seriously, aren't you?

Sephiroth: (Simple Nodded) Of course. The moment I first laid my eyes upon Pichu was the moment I decided to raise him as my own. He's important to me and nothing will ever change that. (Takes a Sip of his Drink)

Ganondorf: I wouldn't worry too much about the tiny ruffian. Mewtwo's taking care of him. You trust him, right?

Sephiroth: I do. It doesn't really stop me from worrying about his safety however.

Hades: ('Sigh') Figured you would say that.....(Starts Smirking Once He Noticed Bowser Walking Around in an Intoxicated Manner) Hmmm..... Hey, Sephiroth, I think I found something that could ease your worries.

Sephiroth: You....(Raised an Eyebrow in a Bit of Confusion) Have?

Hades: Yep! Observe. ('Clears Throat') HEY, BOWSER! Come over here for a second!

Bowser: (Makes his Way to the Trio in a Bit of a Dizzy Like Fashion) What do you.... 'hic' want, Hades?

Hades: Me and boys here have been wondering about this for a while now, but uh....(Click his Tongue Before His Smirk Grew Wider) What was the name of the stupid dance craze you kept talking about a year or two? I.... already kind of forgot it's existence.

Ganondorf: Uh...Yeah. Same here.

Sephiroth: This is the first I hear about this dance craze of yours, but it seems that I already agree to the motion that it's stupid.

Bowser: Okay! 'Hic' First off!.....The dance itself 'Hic'.....It's call the "Koopa Shuffle"..... It's easy to do! 'Hic' And second!....It AIN'T stupid!...It was popular at it's time....(Angrily Points at Hades and Ganondorf) AND YOU BOZOS KNOW IT!

Hades: Oh really? Are you suuure it wasn't some sad attempt to impress the princess that probably went horribly wrong afterwards?

Ganondorf: (Shrugs) It's a possibility.

Sephiroth: I can believe that.

Bowser: (Already Fuming With More Anger) You know what, Hades!?.....(Points at Hades Directly) FUCK YOU! You fucking dick! Always naysaying everything I create and accomplished! You no talent, piece of shit! YOU TRY AND CREATE SOMETHING FOR ONCE! Like some stupid dance number routine! You fucking shit!

Hades: (Starts Laughing Along with Ganondorf and Sephiroth)

Bowser: You fucking asshole! I hate- Wait. What's funny?

Hades: Oh nothing! Just witnessing how entertaining this is all is? (Turns to Sephiroth) What do think of the main performance, Sephy Boy?

Sephiroth: (Chuckles Lightly) Very well done. I haven't laughed this much in quite a while.

Bowser: You motherfuckers......You think messing with me is funny!?

Ganondorf: Yes. But in our defense, you...are kind of easy to poke fun at from time to time.

Bowser: (Getting Even More Angrier) Easy?....EASYYYYY!? I'M NOT EASY! I'M THE KING FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!! (Turns to Kazuya From a Close Distance) Kazuya! Are you seeing this!? These assholes think it's funny to mess with-

Kazuya: (Shook his Head and Starts Walking Away)

Bowser: Grrrr! FINE! WALK AWAY! SEE IF I CARE! (Turns Away and Pouting With his Arms Crossed) Stupid devilman.....

Sephiroth: It seems you're not helping your case in a bit of slightest.

Bowser: (Scoffs While Getting in a Fighting Stance) Yeah, well, we'll see who's laughing once I mop the floors with all of you!

Hades: Y... Your seriously, right?

Bowser: Hell yeah! I'm always seriously!! Come on!

Hades: You really think you have what it takes to fight against an Evil Tyrant, a God of the Underworld, and Sephiroth on a three on one match?

Bowser: Damn right! I punched Palutena in the face before! So fighting you clowns will be a cakewalk!

Hades: Not really much of accomplishment, but.... whatever.

Ganondorf: ('Sigh') Bowser. Buddy. While I admire your brass nature as much as the next guy here, I.... really don't think you'll have a chance of winning against us.

Bowser: You don't know that! I can take you down with no problem!

Sephiroth: (Shrugs) You can try all you want, but your failure will still be inevitable.

Bowser: (Rushes Over to the Trio in Fury) I SHOW YOU INEVITABLE, YOU PIECES OF- (Gets Punched in the Face by Ganondorf)

'WACK'

Bowser: Ah! (Growls While Maintaining his Balance) Alright......You got the first punch....But I'll take out with thi- (Gets Punched Again by Hades)

'SMACK'

Bowser: GAHH! Damnit! Why do you-

'SMACK'

Bowser: Have to-

'SMACK'

Bowser: Keep punching me-

'SMACK'

Bowser: The face?.....Hu-

'SMACK'

The last punch by Sephiroth, manged to knock the Koopa King down on the ground.

Hades: Getting tired yet, king? We got all night.

Bowser: (Slowly Gets Back Up While in a Dizzy State) Please.....I ain't..... throwing the....towel yet, you dweebs!

Hades: Dweebs? That's the best insult you got?

Bowser: Takes one to knoooooo...onnnneee....(Falls Back Down on the Ground and Went to Sleep) Zzzzzzzzzzz.........

Hades: ('Sigh') Well, that was an entire waste of time and energy. Just as expected.

Sephiroth: True. (Smirks a Little) But I would be lying if I say that I didn't have a bit fun along the way.

Ganondorf: Agreed. Though, I'll admit...(Looks Down at the Sleeping Bowser) Even in a losing advantage, that king still has heart and guts to take us on.

Sephiroth: (Nodded in Agreement) That he does. A perfect description of a fool indeed.

Hades: Whaaatever. Anyone else wanna get out of here before any bodyguards catch on to what happened here?

Ganondorf: Yeah. It's for the best. (Pulls Out the Dimension Ring While Turning to Kazuya) Devil Brat! Grab Bowser and let's go! We're leaving.

Kazuya: ('Tch') Fine. (Picks Bowser Up in a Bit of Ease and Goes to the Ring While Everyone Watches) Nothing to see here....Just a giant turtle experiencing his stupidity in his sleep.

With all five villains leaving the club's presence, the ring itself begins to disappear with them.

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@incorrectsmashbrosquotes

@26shann

@ma-lemons

#super smash ultimate #sephiroth #ganondorf #hades #bowser #kazuya mishima #pichu (mentioned)#palutena (mentioned)#peach (mentioned)#humor #jack black reference #sephiroth is a good dad to pichu #bowser's gonna be voiced by jack black im the new mario movie soooooo......#swearing warning #edited

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