#send me a 🖤 & i’ll ship you with a cursed character!

[evansbby]

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thank uuuu💕💕💕

I ship you with Ari !! Yes, the big beefy hunky perfect daddy himself!

But wait! You just playfully bit him and a chunk fell off. Bc he’s not really Ari. He’s cake. He’s all cake. HE IS A CAKE. I ship you with cake😭😌

#mwahahahahaha #send me a 🖤 & i’ll ship you with a cursed character! #jamneuromain

[evansbby]

ohhh I’m so interested in who you choose 🖤

I ship you with football!Andy 🤢😔 I’m sorry! And no, I don’t mean that he’s a footballer, I mean he’s a half football, half human hybrid 😌😌 So, imagine a football (soccer ball, if you’re American) with Andy’s head and limbs sticking out of it! That’s your new man. Please enjoy him. And thanks for taking one for the team 😭😭

#send me a 🖤 & I’ll ship you with a cursed character! #pls this is a joke and completely baseless ajdjsjsjak #fOOTBALL ANDY IS THE FIRST THING THAT POPPED INTO MY HEAD BESTIE IM SORRY #idk what that says about me #anyways ily pls 😌💕 #crokitheloki

[evansbby]

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I ship you with toe!Lloyd! He is half man and half toe! Hairy toe! Basically, he looks like a gigantic big toe with Lloyd’s face in the front and his limbs coming out. He also smells like a toe. But he’s genuinely really sweet! 🥰😌

#lilacevans #pls love him #send me a 🖤 & i’ll ship you with a cursed character!

[evansbby]

hi girly here is my heart 😚🖤

hey bestie! i ship you with fish!Lloyd 🐠 you met bc you were fishing and you caught him! He can’t stay outside water for too long tho bc he has gills so it’s a difficult relationship to maintain. Bc you can’t breathe in water. So it’s a conundrum. But you guys will make it work!

#hansensunshine #send me a 🖤 & i’ll ship you with a cursed character!

[evansbby]

🖤 (😳 me little bit scared of who I’ll get)

no need to be scared, bc I ship you with the one and only lizard!Curtis 😌🦎 his head is Curtis and body is lizard and he is about six foot long 😌 he is usually very slimy (so not ideal for cuddling 🤢) but apart from that he’s very lovable! oh and he sleeps on the wall bc he’s a lizard 🦎

#😌😌😌 #onsunnyside #i hope u love him #and cherish him #send me a 🖤 & i’ll ship you with a cursed character!

[evansbby]

🖤 i’m so intrigued

I ship you with spider!Steve! He is the brother of spider Ari except he’s like a ginormous tarantula hybrid bc of the super serum so imagine a big hairy tarantula but with Steve’s head 😌😌 that’s your man!!! Enjoy bestie 🥰

#marvelouslyem #send me a 🖤 & i’ll ship you with a cursed character!

[evansbby]

🖤 I don’t know what’s considered a cursed character 😂😭

I ship you with troll!Johnny Storm! He’s half human and half troll 🧌 All he does is grunt and act grumpy and at night he literally transforms into a troll. So, during the day you have a handsome yet grumpy human boyfriend but at night you have to share a bed with his troll form 🧌 RIP

#soft-and-lush #send me a 🖤 & i’ll ship you with a cursed character!

[evansbby]

okay send me a 🖤 and i’ll ship you with a cursed cevans character (no anons obv) ✨

#please do actually send me some I don’t wanna flop pls #moots and everyone else is invited to do it #except anons bc I can’t ship you with anyone if I can’t see your blog hehe