#schlond poofa

[reirakurenai]

"Durge, does this look like a schlond poofa to you?"

(I couldn't unsee it. My brain is just rotting in crossovers. Bye. 😂💀)

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #barbie life in the dreamhouse #ken #enver gortash #gortash #the dark urge #durge #durgetash #the crossover nobody asked for #silly edits #schlond poofa

[morgannotlefay]

I have been dragging my feet abt getting my drivers license for almost 4 years, but fuck it I wanna take my sister to see the Barbie movie in theaters, so I’m gonna learn to drive

#Barbie #barbie movie #barbie 2023 #barbie life in the dreamhouse #ken #schlond poofa #driving

[yaboi-weenis]

Theo’s back! Well he never left but I haven’t rendered him in a while,

He wears earrings now lol

@mr-tree-snek and I have been combining our braincell for him because he deserves it

#stray 2022 #stray robots #digital art #stray game #stray blazer #barbie closet #barbie life in the dreamhouse #schlond poofa #stray oc

[lithiumseven]

The frequency with which I think about the schlond poofa from Barbie Life in the Dream House is actually remarkable

#schlond poofa #Barbie #barbie life in the dreamhouse #tis i

[rainerbrain]

i schlond her poofa till i die

all these bitches call me  (¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.-> 🎀 𝓈𝑒𝓃𝓅𝒶𝒾 🎀 >-.¸¸.·`¯´·.¸¸.·`¯(

#schlond poofa

[sleepytoycollection]

Movie Ken and TS3 Ken: angsting about being an accessory to barbie

LITD Ken while building Barbie another evil robot or something: Barbie is my goddess I worship how could I possibly want more out of life when she exists I live to serve her and it is a blessing

#barbie #ken #I hope there's an litd reference in the movie #like just one gag about a schlond poofa

[2econd2ight2ydney]

i don’t want love or money or fame, i want a one of a kind, limited edition, golden schlond poofa

#barbie #barbie life in the dreamhouse #schlond poofa my beloved

[kennergy]

most important girldad &. his mini me in the entire world. ft. @ch5lsea.

#' but chels is barbie's sister so he's her brother figure. ' he is but he's also a girldad to her. #they are BUILDING MACHINES &. playing superspies in the treehouse ! #* ♡ . the plastic adonis. ( vanity. ) #* ♡ . schlond poofas anonymous. ( chelsea. ) #ch5lsea

[jessiescock]

Tbh im a bit disappointed by the barbie movie scenes im seeing but that's probably bc i was hoping it would be like a live action version of life in the dreamhouse

#i didn't EXPECT it to be that ofc #but reality hits hard man #anyway ken especially should be like dreamhouse ken. schlond poofa and so on and so forth #and wheres RAQUELLE #or RYAN

[nnneol]

req from @neos-schlond-poofa for their friend :3

#eah #eah fanart #rapple #apple white #raven queen

[isas-bathbombs]

no thoughts. just cowboy bela

image: @neos-schlond-poofa

#yeah dont ask me how this started #i dont know either #resident lover #bela dimitrescu

[the-insomniac-emporium]

Always An Angel

(Comments + reblogs are highly appreciated! I recommend zooming in on the different parts of this and getting a good look at the little details) After at least 18~ hours of work, it's finally finished! As usual, check under the read-more for notes on details/concept stuff. Big shout-out to both @bean-sneeze (for your fic) and @neos-schlond-poofa (for the edit which inspired the fic) for making me have feelings about Dani to the point where I needed to make art about it.

Dani's pose ref was taken from Pinterest, but for the life of me I can't find the original source. Will edit if I can grab something

The hands reaching for Dani's wing are a reference to Alcina's sculpture of Dani (seen in Alcina's route).

The 4 topmost "glimpses" represent: Cassandra, with a piece of Orion the Hunter; Donna, with a mug of tea + an unsent letter by some flowers at her shop; Bela/Miranda, with Miri's office focusing on the heart jar; and Angie, with a glimpse of that picnic where the MC makes her a flower crown

The 5 glimpses on the left side are, of course, focusing on Alcina. We've got her lips, her face, her fancy date-night hat, a bottle of her family's wine next to some flowers, and her hand reaching out, positioned like she's going to reach out of the memory and grab Dani.

The 5 glimpses on the right side are, of course, focusing on Daniela herself. We've got the pizza date (featuring the purple pizza), the MC trying to offer comfort when Dani's curse is acting up, Dani confronting Mia (that one time Mia tried to shank us), a scene at the skate park, and a glimpse of when we were texting her at Christmas.

At the top we have the MC's arm reaching out for Dani (who is reaching in return), and past that is a rose. You might not that the top of the piece is curved, intended to be like the dome that covers the cursed rose in Dani's route.

#resident lover #resident lover spoilers #daniela dimitrescu #j does art #I'M SO FUCKING PROUD OF THIS OKAY

[maxity666]

Just woke up (I woke up 9 hours ago) and realized that Sammy is my friend and was like wowie I love my cringey twink friend so much so this is a tribute to the scrunkliest scrunkly to ever exist, @isas-bathbombs

And to @oneginn and @neos-schlond-poofa.

#<3 #i love my mutuals #except v and neo #im gonna steal your kneecaps #all 4 of them #count your days bitches #i love sammy #mwah mwah #to my fav homie

[brisa-art]

why @neos-schlond-poofa

#dibujo #digital aritst #digital art #resident lover cassandra #resident evil #josh hutcherson

[mutival]

resend of the earlier questions</3

1. if you were to live in a fictional world, where would you choose to live?

2. how long would you survive the zombie apocalypse?

3. which mutuals would you choose to be in your ideal zombie apocalypse team?

4. if there were no repercussions, which character in any piece of media would you punch?

5. what video games do you play?

6. whats YOUR personal theory on where kate middleton is?

7. do you like to make plans ahead of time, or do things more spontaneously?

1. That is unnecessarily difficult, ofc RL gets first pick, but some runner ups are stardew valley, AC Oddysey and Slime Rancher

2. Depends.

With weapons? Would probably start a faction, teach myself engineering with my uncanny ability to learn almost anything and then tragically get bit saving my lover or something

Without? Will kill myself no questions asked

3. You (duh, moral support) @neos-schlond-poofa as a sacrifice, @oneginn to keep you entertained (and because they’ll probably keep us alive longest) and @maxity666 because if we just tell ‘em that Daniela will summon with 1000 zombie sacrifices we’ll have a weapon on our hands that knows no bounds

4. I have a list and Miranda is at the top of it! Need to think of that one some more

5. A LOT. With a preference for horror multiplayer, I’ll note some down;

Stardew Valley, Lethal Company, Dead By Daylight, Assassins Creed Oddysey, Valorant (ew), Phasmophobia, the lunch lady and so many more

6. That one island with that little house on it that has the most natural disasters known to man

7. I do things utterly spontaneously but big events are planned ahead of time (only for me to throw out the planning and freestyle it)

[cursedchildofchaos]

i need ryan gosling to say schlond poofa in the barbie 2023 movie

#barbie life in the dreamhouse #barbie 2023