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stigmatamama · 5 months
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Anthony Green - 7 Years
Garwood, NJ - 12/16/2023
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story by anthonygreen666, march 30
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a-fix-of-muses · 6 months
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Currently Listening To: "Shonen" by Sawce
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fanonical · 3 months
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Your name is KROUWD SAWCED. Despite the fact that you only came into being TODAY, it is somehow your SIXTH WRIGGLING DAY, meaning that you are totally old enough to get an introduction of this kind.
You have interests that could be described as ESOTERIC. You will admit you are somewhat obsessed with DEATH. This isn't that unusual for trolls, obviously, but you take it to ANOTHER LEVEL. While it's not like you go out of your way to KILL, you have taken up some of the more DEADLY GAMES of your species with an enthusiasm some people would find DISTURBING. You just like the IMAGERY, particularly the TROLL GRIM REAPER, a mythical figure that is supposed to take trolls to the VARIOUS COMPLICATED TROLL AFTERLIVES when they die. Your friends say that's just a silly story for wigglers, but you like it. And you'll ARGUE that he's real until the HOOFBEASTS come home!
Some people say you have a SARCASTIC personality, and tend to be quite BITTER. You don't like the accusations of being SALTY, though. You just see things as they are, and say what's on your mind. DIRECTNESS is important to you. As is HONESTY. And it doesn't matter who you offend! If someone takes offense to what you say, you can just PUNCH them.
As a JADEBLOOD, it is your DUTY to serve the MOTHER GRUB. Most jadebloods do that in a protective, nurturing, almost LUSUS-LIKE capacity to proliferate the troll species. But you don't want to do that. You want a role that's a little more ANGRY. Ever since you were a wiggler, you've found yourself drawn to BRAWLING and FIGHTING. You usually use the weapon of the TROLL GRIM REAPER, your trusty SCYTHE - not the most practical for a brawl, but it's STYLISH and LOOKS INCREDIBLE. Your argument is that you can PROTECT the mother grub and all the troll grubs from harm.
Really, though, you just like to FIGHT THINGS. Some of your friends have tried to channel that anger into something more CONSTRUCTIVE. Your moirail introduced you to a game called DANCE DANCE INSURRECTION, which replays the bloodiest revolts and uprisings of troll history through the medium of very literal DANCE BATTLES. It's been a good way to work on some of your ANGER ISSUES without damaging your hive - or any other trolls. Your moirail thinks that's BETTER. You still think simulated violence isn't as fun as the REAL THING, but it's good TRAINING.
Your friends say it's almost as if you were MADE of RAGE. But that's probably not IMPORTANT, right?
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superluigiglitchy · 6 days
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If Mario was in... Miitopia
When a villain named Dark Lord, Bastion (who oddly looks like a knock off version of smg0) steals the faces of everyone in the mushroom kingdom and kidnaps Melony, Mario must go on a journey to rescue the faces of everyone in the kingdom and rescue our watermelon cinnamon roll goddess
only problem is that the darklord has sealed his meme avatar powers and jumping abilities with anti-meme energy so now he has to use a completely different set of powers than he's used to, at least the weird voice who he's come to call Tony in the sky is being super nice and helpful to him, a cool new horsey named Hot Sawce and the assisstance of a Great Sage that goes by the name, Sentry
The party:
Mario, an air headed Chef
SMG4, a laid-back mage
Luigi, a Cautious cleric
Meggy, an energetic warrior
Saiko, a cool popstar
Tari, a kind scientist
Bob, a cool thief
SMG3, a stubborn princess
Kaizo, a cool imp
Swag, a stubborn tank
Boopkins, a kind flower
Chris, a cautious elf
Melony, an energetic vampire
Karen, a cautious cat
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aleslaa · 4 months
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OMG OVER A HUNDRED LIKES AND STILL GOING SINCE JULY OH TRENT ALEXANDER ARNOLD U WHOREEEEEE
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goldenlaquer · 1 year
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WTF I LITERALLY THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE THE 8TH OF DEC AT MOST HOW DID THIS HAPPEN
HAPPY HOLIDAYS PROFESSOR I LOVE YOU I HOPE U GET THE BEST SLEEP OF UR LIFE TONIGHT
I feel ya, I REFUSE to believe 2023 is encroaching. Still feels like the year of our lord, 2012— great year for me btw— doomsday was upon us, and also the year you could not get away from Gangnam Style on the radio.
ANYWAY HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO YOU TOO CHEERS CHEERS CHEEEEEERRSSS
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meg96 · 2 months
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It's not very aesthetic and I put salad dressing in a slotted container LMAO so it dripped everywhere but I was very excited to use my new ramen bowl set
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unable to hear the word saucer without thinking of kate mckinnnons long island medium impression
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raphwshere · 10 months
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i wish my parent still helped me with cooking n stuff cause i learned most of it on my own yet still literally everytime i put sauce on anything my myself it gets drenched to the point of inediblity
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a-fix-of-muses · 6 months
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Currently Listening To: "Lockstep" by Sawce
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chrysacr · 1 year
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@vincenzodives​ location: the MARKET notes: didn’t u die??
For a banshee, it was hard to forget a face. Particularly one that he’d watched die. Bleeding out on the forest floor after he’d been shredded and left for dead, that was an image that Chrysaor wouldn’t soon forget. Some Roman he’d never met, or expected to meet, another life that had caused the banshee to wake up screaming. There, picking over a selection of tomatoes, Chrys saw the man that he’d seen drenched in ichor in his dreams - first Elijah, now this, Chrysaor wondered if something about his visions had changed. Without much consideration for where they were, Chrysaor approached the other, brow set in a tight line, “I watched you die.” 
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Love penne. It's like an edible straw for sauce
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harmonyd · 2 years
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intriga-hounds · 4 months
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sweepy stwabewwy sawce
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toxoplasmewsis · 8 months
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the key to making any good paste sauce is to put it on very low heat, then get high (if weed isn't available store bought forgetfulness is fine) and then you're like, OH SHIT the SAWCE and then you check it but b/c it was on low heat it's only simmering and very flavorful now
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