#sam's talky talks

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I think I'm funny. This has probably already been done before but yeah

#sam's talky talks #danganronpa #kiyotaka ishimaru #mondo owada #ishimondo

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*sighs*

I'm gonna need a minute. *lays down and plays Loser, Baby for the millionth time that day*

#sam's talky talks #I want what they have #hazbin hotel #huskerdust #hazbin hotel husk #husker hazbin hotel #angel dust

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*starts coughing up blood*

#They make me ill #I'm gonna blow them up #Wanted to pfp share with my gf on Discord and spiraled into IshiMondo official art #sam's talky talks #danganronpa #kiyotaka ishimaru #mondo owada #ishimondo

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They kinda just...cry

#sam's talky talks #Taka's promo art has him crying #They're just like me fr haha...*starts tearing up* #I say that as I literally almost teared up today for some reason #danganronpa #takaaki ishimaru #kiyotaka ishimaru

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It's Sam's birthday...

...

OH, SHIT, IT'S SAM'S BIRTHDAY!!!

UH. UH

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE PERSON THAT SHARES THE ONE BRAIN CELL BETWEEN HIM AND HIS HUSBAND!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SAM!!!!

#sam's talky talks #My favorite doggo who shares the same name as me :3 #sam and max #sam & max #sam and max freelance police

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OUGHHH

HE'S SO IN LOVE WITH HIM

#sam's talky talks #heartstopper #nick nelson #charlie spring

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They look like parents watching their kid play sports.

#sam's talky talks #Taka looks so cute #danganronpa #danganronpa trigger happy havoc #kiyotaka ishimaru #mondo owada

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HIS SMILE??? KILLING MYSELF

#sam's talky talks #*slams head against table* #The blushy one... #<333 #danganronpa #kiyotaka ishimaru

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"Really dad...?"

HELP MEEEEEEE

Come on, Mon. Let Kaito use the shirt fjebebe

#sam's talky talks #OH MY GOD LMAOOOOO #Of course. Leave it to my amazing girlfriend to make a banger meme #I get out of the shower and check my phone to see this LMAOOOO #Mondo's taking Taka to Chili's he needs the shirt #danganronpa #mondo owada #kaito momota #kiyotaka ishimaru #ishimondo #<- Implied

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Look at these dumb pomp fucks.

#sam's talky talks #danganronpa #jojo's bizarre adventure #jojo no kimyou na bouken #jjba part 4 #part 4 #diamond is unbreakable #yu yu hakusho

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The boyfriends share one brain cell.

#sam's talky talks #haikyu!! #haikyuu!! #shoyo hinata #hinata shoyo #tobio kageyama #shigeo kageyama #kagehina #hinakage

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I think about this image constantly...

#They're so gay I love them #They're canonically married y'all. You can't say shit #sam's talky talks #sam and max #sam & max #freelance husbands

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I hate Sayaka slander. Where's our Celeste slander, because she needs it. Get her the fuck off her high horse. "She's such a quee–" SHUT THE FUCK UP, SHE'S NOT!!!

#sam's talky talks #*clears throat* Sorry. Don't know what came over me #Sayaka slander slander #<- We slander Sayaka slander here <3 #Celeste slander #Celestia Ludenberg slander #Sayaka positivity #WHERE ARE MY SAYAKA FANS???? 🗣🗣🗣🗣

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Shadow would honestly be very old fashioned when it comes to romance. Amy finds it very endearing, absolutely falling for him. He's kind of awkward when it comes to stuff as he wasn't awake for a long enough period of time to know everything that came to dating. But books and what Maria told him was enough for him.

I dunno, it's a cute thought to me,,,

#sam's talky talks #sth #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #shadow the ultimate lifeform #amy rose #shadamy

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(Oh, yeah. And here's Nagito hating the British)

Nagito leaned into his chair, cigarette in hand. He inhaled the smoke and then exhaled. "I always hated the British, Hajime." He started. "Queen Elizabeth…she broke into my home and killed my parents–"

"Weren't your parents killed in a plane crash?"

"Shut the fuck up, Hajime, I'm monologing. Now where was I?" He leaned back into his chair. "She took all my riches and I was living on the streets. Until I met my super cool Scottish dad." He inhaled the smoke from his cigarette. "He took me in and fed me whisky–"

"You're not supposed to feed your kid whisky–"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP, HAJIME!" Nagito yelled as he took a puff of his cigarette. "And then one day, Hajime…I found out the Queen died. I flew to England," Nagito inhaled the smoke from his cigarette, "and played my bagpipes in front of Buckingham Palace."

"What the fuck are you talking about, Nagito?"

"SHUT THE FUCK, HAJIME!"

"No, he's right. Continue, Nagito." Gundham spoke, appearing out of nowhere with his Four Dark Devas of Destruction on his shoulders. Sonia walked into the room, sipping on something from her tea cup. "My, this cup of tea from England is quite eloquent!" She said merrily.

The three boys in the room turned to her. Nagito, seething with rage lundged at her, "THE BRITISH!!" He screamed at her.

Hajime tried to grab a hold of Nagito's jacket, "GUNDHAM, HELP ME!!"

Gundham, with his Dark Devas, sipping hot chocolate said, "No, she likes the British."

Monokuma appeared out of the ground, "Now, now, let's not fight! Especially with witnesses around!" He said with his usual grin. "MONOKUMA, SHE LIKES THE BRITISH!!!" Nagito yelled.

"Well, if she likes the British, have at it!" Monokuma let Nagito go and he continued to strangle the princess. "Monokuma, you can't let him do that!" Monomi argued. "She likes the British, Monomi!" Monokuma said. "SHE LIKES THE WHAT?!" Monomi went quiet, then spoke up, "Let him continue, I saw nothing! Love love! Except for Sonia!" Monomi said before leaving.

After Nagito was done strangling her, he screamed, "DOWN WITH THE BRITISH!!!" Then proceeded to pull out his bagpipes and started playing them. Gundham also made drums appear and started playing them with Nagito.

Hajime just watched, despair coursing through his mind as he saw his insane friends just do this…

Monokuma danced on top of Sonia's body as the two played. He'd later have to make an announcement about the dead body, but for now. He'll celebrate with his students. "Down with the British, Kids!" Monokuma said.

THE END

#sam's talky talks #Sammy's fanfics #danganronpa #danganronpa goodbye despair #nagito komaeda #hajime hinata #gundham tanaka #sonia nevermind #monokuma #monomi #usami #danganronpa usami

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ShadAmy but Shadow grieves Amy the entire time. Not that she's dead yet, but he does know she *will* die one day and leave him alone. Her birthday passes and Shadow silently worries over the day he'll never be able to celebrate it with her because she'll be gone.

He'll see friends go by.

Amy will be gone.

And here he was.

Stuck forever in his 15 year old looking body, made to live forever. Immortality is a blessing and a curse. Especially when he has to live life alone, again. He'll lose all his loved ones again.

He grieves his Rose. Even when she's right there in front of him, he'll grieve her every second of the day because he just already sees the world without her in his future. His beloved Amy Rose. He isn't prepared to lose her one day. He isn't ready to see her light go out.

He grieves. And grieves. But he holds every moment with Amy in his heart, close to him forever. He'll always treasure her, even when she's gone.

#sam's talky talks #Sorry I'm just thinking about ShadAmy #He grieves everyone ofc. Like. He knows he'll lose them all and it deeply hurts him despite all he expresses #He still cares for his friends. Even Sonic who he dislikes heavily #It's not like Sonic didn't impact him. Of course he's going to have some sort of care there #Just rambling about this topic. I LOOOOOVE Shadow content that talks about his immortality #sonic the hedgehog #sth #shadow the hedgehog #shadow the ultimate lifeform #amy rose #shadamy