#sad bob too

[basketobread]

I like that you draw sad faces all shriveled up and dried up, it cracks me up every single time

its cuz the tears just cause so much dehyrdation </3 my poor girls need some water!! specifically karlach and lunara like they're practically raisins at this point!!

#they always have to shiver too #its not crying without the sad puppy eyes wrinkly mouth and shivering #bob the artist #lunara posting #karlach #karlach cliffgate #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #tav #bg3 tav #bg3 oc #baldur's gate oc #ask bob

[ratguy-nico]

So this is the comic, I wish to say is something original but this is exactly what happened in the "Bob Actually" san valentine episode, good episode, dont really like the Gene part, I know, a shocker, but all in all a great episode.

Also this whole dialog is taken out of another tv serie and I challengue you to know wich one, dont tag it until some one guess it.

Hope you like it like I dont.

Is in spanish too because some times me baja el amor por mi lengua materna, and this is one of this ocasions.

#bob's burgers #bobs burgers #my art #really sad with this one #but hope you like it #still not a roudise shipper #but apreciate an overprotective Louise #and an all too sweet Rudy #Louis the wingman you dont want by your side #I think I made a funny little thing there in the second panel #some build false expectations #I swear it was unintentional #or wasn't? #esta va pa gente latina #los quiero perros #make some changes so the comic look biggers just for appeling reasons #as promised #someone guess the serie so here it is #what we do in the shadows #wwdits #reference #i take my time to do things #dont judge

[phroggiesinabucket]

Did some basic shading with this one! Had to post SOMETHING on Halloween, but I promise I’ll to something better in replacement… FOR THE SPOOKY MONTH

#Technically it’s November 1st #eh #HALLOWEEN WENT BY TOO QUICK IM ACTUALLY KINDA SAD #Gonna treat it a bit like Christmas and prolong it a bit #ONE MORE DRAWING TO GO AND THE SQUAD IS DONE #Bob Velseb #Tender Treats #Spooky Month

[livesincerely]

“So, how’d it go yesterday?”

It takes Jack a second to respond. Davey’s not much for words anymore, not when it comes to him, and Jack hasn’t had it in him to slap on a smile and stubbornly shoulder both sides of a conversation today. So, at first, he doesn’t realize that Davey’s talking to him.

But he is. He’s looking right at him expectantly, his head tilted in question.

Jack almost drops the pape he’s holding into the gutter.

“Uh. How’d what go?” he asks.

“You know, at Medda’s,” Davey says. “With Racetrack and Maggie.”

“Oh, um,” Jack blows out a long breath. “Fine. It, uh… It went fine.”

“Just fine?” Davey asks. “Because I was hoping it’d go a little better than fine.”

“Well, no one died,” Jack says. It’s not really a joke but it falls flat regardless. “So, there’s that.”

“But… but you’re good now, right?” Davey asks, and he’s thumbing through his remaining papes like he’s counting how many he’s got left, all casual like, but his voice is strange. Urgent, even. “You and Race and— Everything’s settled?”

Jack scuffs his toe against the pavement. “Settled as it’s gonna get, I guess.”

“Well, is it or isn’t it?” Davey presses.

“I dunno what’cha want me to say, Dave,” Jack says, fighting to hold onto his temper. It’s not Davey’s fault that Jack’s been left on the outside once again, Maggie and Racetrack sharing some new understanding that Jack just ain’t welcome to. Not his fault that Maggie’s become one more person whose smiles don’t reach their eyes when they look at him. “It ain’t great, it ain’t perfect, but it is what it is. At this point, I’ll take what I can get.”

“So, it isn’t settled,” Davey surmises, mouth pursed in disappointment. “Tony promised me he was going to make things right—“

“Oh, so he’s Tony, now, huh?” Jack scoffs, incredulous.

“I… Sure,” Davey says slowly, politely puzzled. “Why not?”

Jack swallows back his first, instinctive, response, and it cuts like glass all the way down his throat.

“Talk to Tony then, if you wanna know more,” he mutters, glaring at the ground. “No need’ta bother with me.”

#newsies #javid #*editor's note #*the writing desk #bits & bobs #take a shot fic #it’s sad boy Jack o’clock #and I’ve been reworking to start of the big confrontation I shared earlier #and it’s definitely way worse now #so there’s that too

[br1ghtestlight]

a real consequence of being on bob's burgers tumblr is that i find myself unironically wanting to use the laughing emoji 🤣 because so many ppl here are in their 30s and 40s and i want to more easily communicate my feelings to them

#too old for the osc too young for the bobs burgers fandom. what a sad way to live </3 #txt

[sciderman]

so you think there are bob fangirls/fanboys out there

literally why would there be. but apparently there are a lot of people invested in his sex life

#i don’t think Bob should be glorified as a character #he needs to be the butt of a joke always. that is the point of him. #nobody is meant to find him appealing or attractive. he is a sad little worm of a man #sci speaks #i think there’s something a little iffy about humanising him too much #he’s an agent of hydra. If we treat him as anything other than a joke things get a little… complicated.

[forestgreenlesbian]

whats the best love poem of all time

#poem about love. not necessarily love poem i guess #too hard to pick one. song of the anti-sisyphus is up there #want by joan larkin & wikipedia article about love with plenty of citations by bob schofield. love is big lines love is terrible aches etc! #& anne carson o small sad ecstasy of love. i did a road trip all over my mind and heart and there you were #kneeling by the roadside with your little toolkit fixing something

[geezerwench]

What made you feel good today?

#maybe a little melancholy #Mr Rogers #Steve Irwin #Bob Ross #rainbow #maybe kinda sad #they left us too soon

[silhouette-anon]

[modposting]

[trying to act normal (just noticed the pfp change on bob and signs blogs, as well as seer's reaction to sign's death)

[like. hfjekfhieejjd. grins. evil]

#ask blog #puppeteer #tadc anon #mindlessthoughts #[i felt so sad and shocked tbh] #[sign. . . . . fly high] #[you too bob]

[5qu1dink]

A 3D WIP 🫶

#wish to god these were on blender so i could animate them but ALAS. it ‘twas too hard for my mind #myart #3d art #low poly #billy bob brockali #rock afire explosion #I WILL LEARN TO 3D MODEL FR ONE DAY I PROMISE . it’s makes me so sad that i don’t understand blender #chuck e cheese #need to make his neck thicker me thinks after looking at these images

[basketobread]

Same anon YOU LET HER DIE??????? DAMN. I mean I get the rp thing and that's rad but I just think that's so funny then because if it was a truly evil play through that means you only get shart, laezel and astarion. The game just becomes a 4 person adventure. Its like that meme of sponge Bob where's he's like " the gangs all here " and its just a sad napkin. A stale chip and a rusty penny. Which is not an inaccurate description of the 3.

yeah about that… lotus killed shart to get the artifact so it was just lotus, astarion, and lae’zel but then sliced lae’zel’s neck in the second campaign cuz lotus was like “why r u pointing a blade at my throat that is SO mean.” and then killed her so i was literally just rolling with lotus and astarion… 😭😭

IT WAS THE WORST EXPERIENCE OF MY LIFE AND I WOULD DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN DHSJSJJSJS

tbh, i know i played lotus as like a truly evil character but in my heart they’re actually just neutral like they dont exactly WANT to cause chaos or be evil… they just want the best outcome for themself and WILL do something if they feel threatened 😭 but they were def a murder hobo in both campaigns AND THEYRE NOT EVEN THE DURGE HELP ME

#I was so fucking sad when i saw lae’zel die you have no idea #oh lotus also told gale to leave when his orb was becoming too much #I JUST SAW EVERYONE DIE ONE BY ONE #AND LOTUS DIDNT EVEN GET A GOOD ENDING WITH ASTARION BOTH TIMES DHSJJS #I KNOW I PLAY VIDEO GAMES WEIRD BUT I LOVE IT #I love my lotus pookie and their inability to be normal #genuinely the most self-destructive critter i have ever created #bg3 #baldur’s gate 3 spoilers #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #ask bob #lotus posting

[jimmymcchill]

jimmy not even being capable of conceiving that kim might be bad for him vs jimmy immediately thinking she's leaving because only he's bad for her and ruined her life, therefore he goes on to ruin his as well

#the most fucked up thing about it if you ask me #also i always feel sad when great and beautiful love stories don't last long but that's only kinda my thing #it just makes me sad #and i am not sure they will or should or could get back together in the future #i honestly don't think they will but whatever #and i don't want to hope because i hate believing in something and then being disappointed i am far too emotional to do that #but the real tragedy here is that they broke up and: #1) jimmy won't be okay alone and will kim? we don't know #2) they really didn't understand each other in the end #bcs #bcs s6 spoilers #better call saul #jimmy mcgill #kim wexler #bob odenkirk #rhea seehorn #mcwexler #saul goodman #meta

[tomatoluvr69]

Fugees have one of my top 5 albums of all time and they’ve been broken up since the nineties but they’re reuniting w/ Lauryn Hill to go on tour!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Which is amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Except they’re skipping the entire US south which means I would need to drive 7-9 hours to see them even though this tour is literally a dream come true/once in a lifetime opportunity for me. Actually genuinely considering doing it but christ is that an undertaking…eeek

#like not even a teeny lil Atlanta stop…pleeeeeeease #also I’m so sorry to ppl in regions where most artists don’t tour. my southern US struggle is peanuts compared to yours :-( #also like I have to go to Charlotte or Nasheville to see **** and that’s ugggghgggh #at least Nick Cave comes to my tiny ass town for some reason? #i mean it’s a ‘city’ but it’s a city the way that like an inclined plane is a machine. you know #unpopular opinion among my mutuals but I find the whole process of concerts to be incredibly overwhelming so I don’t go unless they’re like #my favorite artists ever and now that I don’t live in a big city like PGH/Boston the added barrier of traveling to a different city makes #it a really big commitment that’s hard for me lol #it’s bc of the autism……….. #and having three come up in Sept/Oct is overwhelming me to a huge degree lol #it’s one reason I’m glad I listen to a lot of really old music lol #I have been to some shows of my friends since moving here but the last like well known artist I saw was Roger Waters like over a year ago #I saw a lot more before that though and a lot were super important artists to me and I’m glad I saw them and my bucket list is dwindling #which is so nice!! #I’ve literally seen Bob Dylan and Parliament Funkadelic like…I’m good I can retire whenever #so so so sad I’ll never see ATCQ though #luckily whichever city I decide to see Fugees in if I do end up going I have friends I can crash with and stuff #Bon Iver is one of the last on my bucket list and I would looooooooove to see Radiohead too

[br1ghtestlight]

now im thinking abt an au where linda tina and gene died in a car accident when louise was a baby and she was raised by bob as an only child and bcuz of grief he emotionally checked out and raised louise in the same way his dad did after his mom died. and without any real guidance or support from her siblings or family louise ends up becoming a school bully who everybody fears & she has no friends but there's only one person brave enough to try to befriend her or connect with her on a deeper emotional level in the way gene and tina would have done. regular sized rudy

#this would literally be too sad to write i just think its fun to come up w/ hypotheticals where louise is the school bully 😭 #they get more and more insane. gene and tina were kidnapped by pirates as kids. linda promised her firstborn to an evil witch etc #writing them out of the narrative in increasingly stupid and ridiculous ways #txt #bob's burgers #tw car accident #tw character death

[mystical-one]

biting and killing.......

#from the 1966 live performance of one too many mornings........hello #“very emotional very sad but still celestial” except its very tired very sickly but still celestial. yeah #emi's meandering jotts #bob dylan

[agentemo]

i love bob ross's voice and words and paintings but i can never watch the joy of painting because the scrapes on the canvas make me want to scoop my brain out of my ears with my own teeth

#sry is that too much al;kdgjha;dklgjh #it makes me sad okay #i could fall asleep to bob ross if it weren't for the scrAPING SOUNDS #bob ross #everyone's homie