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mlarayoukai · 18 hours
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Why do people give me looks when I say blood smells like iron haven't you been on your period. Smells like I'm working at a metal works factory
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frankingsteinery · 7 months
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AITA for not telling my fiancé I know he’s queer? 
I 20s (F) have a 20s (M) fiancé, V, and he’s been talking about this terrible secret he cannot tell me and he keeps almost starting to come out and then backing out. The issue is V and I were raised together by his parents, and my surrogate 40s (M) father and (now deceased) surrogate mother arranged for our marriage back when we were both children. They thought it was the best for us and at the time we were too young to realize the implications and had no reason to reject to the match. When we were teenagers our mother was on her deathbed and she told us again that she wished for us to marry, and of course we both agreed. However, V is also best friends with a 20s (M) guy called H, and they were nearly inseparable as boys and teens. They also went to university together and shared an apartment but V had to come home due to family reasons. Lately he’s been going out all day and coming home at night hours later. He insists that he’s fine and that we all leave him alone and not worry for him, but I think he and H have been sneaking around. He even delayed our wedding day by arranging a trip to go to England alone with H. It’s exhausting for all of us and I think I should just tell V I know and support him and that we can call off the marriage, but I’m not sure that’s the best course of action? I’m completely fine with not marrying him - he always felt more like a brother to me anyway - but I worry it might come off wrong. The worst part is he’s really beating himself up about it. He’s so guilty it’s beginning to take a toll on his health. I don’t care if he has a boyfriend I just want him to be happy.
EDIT: nvm he built an 8ft creature in his dorm
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hello frank iero. i want to play a game. in front of you is a laptop connected to twitter. you have two hours to write a good apology on your so-called joke and why it want funny and also to research as to why it wasn't funny. if by the end of the two hours you have failed, a google doc cancelation masterpost will be sent to everyone on stan twitter. live or die. make your choice
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mlarayoukai · 20 hours
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What if instead of 2 small balls we had one big one
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mlarayoukai · 13 hours
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So happy with how my desk is turning out
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mlarayoukai · 4 months
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Tweet that ruined my vocabulary when I see the word hamburger
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mlarayoukai · 7 months
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my mutuals
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mlarayoukai · 1 year
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Can a pro piracy girl and a pro physical media boy really fall in love
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mlarayoukai · 10 months
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(affirming myself in the mirror) if that fictional man was real he would fuck you. He would fuck you. You're his exact type. If he saw you he'd get a boner instantly. He would fuck you he would fu
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mlarayoukai · 4 months
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I can see why they got rid of this feature
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mlarayoukai · 2 months
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mlarayoukai · 7 months
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Anyone defending YouTube punishing ad blockers also get put to death
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mlarayoukai · 2 months
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I'm not a trans women but last year over a dozen of my art featuring feminine characters with viable penis bulges got flag literally minutes from my posting them, while my equally nsfw woman without penises did not get flagged. So yes, this website has had a history of specifically transmisogynistic problems, even at a minor scale of posting fictional characters that wore panties with a bulge
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mlarayoukai · 6 months
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Guys I don't know how to tell you this but some of you just invented gender roles 2. I will not elaborate too much but I'm seeing way too many posts like "transfem = computer programming and robots" and "transmasc = button up shirts and plushies" idfk I think generalizing isn't good actually. Literally no different from the "Legos are for trans he/hims and barbies are for trans she/hers" (god remember that post) post from last year we were making fun of. Just because you fit the stereotype doesn't mean most of us do
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mlarayoukai · 11 months
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Tips for redditers joining Tumblr:
you have to put on a skirt
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mlarayoukai · 1 year
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Hell yeah brother
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