#reigi mizuchi

[lady-lazagna]

Calling this one an Anti Wattpad-Imagine lmao

Characters I think would be Massive Icks in the dating game based on random assumptions I'm making about them:

Kyoya: Physically cannot show any interest in anything you like, but will cry and scream if you're not interested in what he likes.

Masamune- If you don't think turning everything into a competition will get ear-bleedingly irritating, you're dead fucking wrong. Also he doesn't drink water? Like ever?? It's only ever soda...

Tetsuya: Will have to be a long distance relationship with random periods of no-contact due to him being a wanted criminal in every province in Japan. Also no hygiene.

Ryutaro- Does not respect your opinion (even if you agree with him, somehow?). And if the tea leaves say you're gonna pay for the date, you're gonna pay for the fucking date.

Reiji- Should be in jail.

Wales- Rude to wait staff. Not like "entitled middle-class white mum" rude, but more "he just knows he's above them" rude.

Julian- Goes hunting for sport. Gross rich boy behaviour.

Zeo- Definitely needs a good load of therapy before entering the dating scene (and if you're anyone except Toby, he will spend the whole date going on about his "best and greatest and sweetest friend Toby").

Damian- Calls women "females." Idk he just gives that vibe, like he has to refer to everyone in a scientific way to seem Smart and Superior.

Aguma- Won't stop trying to convince you that the Beylin Fist's way of life is the best way of life and bitching about Wang Hu Zhong.

Dynamis- The stars, and destiny, and the gods, and the stars, and the gods, and life, and death, and destiny, and the stars- why no, I don't have anything to pay for lunch with; I don't believe in capitalism. Why? :)

Chris.

Pluto- If you're not shorter than him, he'll saw your legs off at the knees.

#why is ryuga not on here? because he's physically incapable of dating #this is mostly a joke... but not really #mfb #metal fight beyblade #beyblade #kyoya tategami #masamune kadoya #tetsuya watarigani #tobio oike #ryutaro fukami #reigi mizuchi #beyblade wales #julian konzern #zeo abyss #damian hart #beyblade aguma #beyblade dynamis #beyblade chris #beyblade pluto #headcanons