#rebuild his entire life and rediscover who he was because he forcibly drowned himself to forget that person

[hanzajesthanza]

dandelion: bisexual roll call, let’s go

dandelion (answering his own prompt, muttering and checking a piece of paper with charcoal): *present and accounted for…*

cahir: you can count me, as well

geralt: what is this

dandelion: i’m taking inventory of how many of us are bisexual

geralt: why

dandelion: just curious

geralt: alright. present.

dandelion: thank youuu. regis?

regis (uncharacteristically grave): i do not define myself by these terms. and, to be honest, it’s really a very interesting and complicated topic requiring discussion—

dandelion: —ohhhkay. milva?

milva: no.

dandelion: uhh… do you mean… no to…?

milva: [gets up and leaves]

#incorrect witcher quotes #please do not take this seriously i know im posting this on the taking sexuality too seriously website but #i am trying to be less strict with myself and allow myself to shitpost lmao so count this as meeting my shitpost quota #this is actually funny because i wrote this thinking about angoulême and as i was writing it this became situated in early september #right after they crossed the yaruga #so she wasnt with them yet. however i initially was making this post thinking how i could represent her bisexuality in fics about her #the context here also is that milva is an ace lesbian but more significantly she doesnt have patience for dandelion’s bullshit #also dandelion has no ulterior motive here just to clarify. initially geralt did the poll but the dialogue became too chatty for him #and also i was thinking about regis’ stupid complex relationship with human society and gender and how alcoholism killed him so he had to #rebuild his entire life and rediscover who he was because he forcibly drowned himself to forget that person #f: a hansa’s a hansa #txt