#reading the record and complaining out loud of the lack of Faz

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Imagine being a lovely innocent Carlton fan and having a nice peaceful time at the footy and you turn to one side and three seats down, there's the most annoying Italian talking to herself about Alex Fasolo and

#Just go to Carlton games to be a disruption #starting an ohhhhhh Alex Fasoloooooooo chant at every opportunity #seeing number 8 and shouting BIANCO IT'S A BIANCO #being told by overbearing Carlton fans that number 8 isn't playing #well except for Josh rocky rachele #reading the record and complaining out loud of the lack of Faz #squealing in joy at every Collingwood mention in the record #being keen for Mark Keane #yelling GO ITALY when fantasia or cerra or 39 do anything #getting removed by security for being too Italian #i have too much money and too much free time and i can't be allowed to do these things and #Laura go buy a house or find a flatmate or something useful or #even going to work on the weekend would be more useful than annoying an entire bay of Carlton fans #i shouldn't be allowed to exist #I'm sorry Tumblr #I'm a pest and not even the good ginnidiot type of pest #please don't tell Faz