#rattle and crack👑

[teamskull-datingsim]

this is a reminder for selfshippers that its okay to make your f/os obsessed with you. so true they WOULD think about you all the time. so true they WOULD bring you up in every conversation. the world could be ending and your f/o would only mourn not getting to give you enough affection

#rattle and crack👑 #selfship #self ship #self shipping #selfshipping #f/o #f/o x s/i #f/o imagines

[danteagilehri]

HORSES 🐴

Everybody clambers up onto Mikolka’s cart, roaring with laughter and cracking jokes. About six men get on, and there’s room for more.

They take a woman up with them, a fat red-faced peasant woman dressed in bright red and wearing a beaded headdress and fur-lined shoes; she’s cracking nuts and giggling👑👑👑👑😭😭😭😭😭😭

. People in the crowd are laughing too—you couldn’t help laughing at the sight of that miserable little mare, setting off to drag all that load at a gallop!☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️👅👅👅

Straight away, two lads on the cart pick up a whip each, to help Mikolka.

He cries ‘Giddy-up!’ and the nag jerks forward with all her might, but it’s all she can do to take a few steps, never mind gallop; all she can do is shuffle her legs this way and that, gasping and shrinking under the blows rattling down on her like hail from the three whips. 💀💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭😭🥶🥶🥶

The laughter redoubles from the cart and the crowd around, but Mikolka is annoyed, and furiously lashes the little horse again and again, as though he really imagines she’s going to gallop.🥺🥺🥺🥺🥶🥶😁

[teamskull-datingsim]

EVERY F/O LIST GOT THE

1. obscure character two people have heard of

2. hardest to draw motherfucker in fiction history

3. nonhuman

4. popular iconic character who has five different canonxcanon and selfships blacklisted

5. autistic individual

6. familial f/o

#rattle and crack👑 #lots of nonsensical posts for today #selfship #self ship #self shipping #selfshipping

[teamskull-datingsim]

#selfship #self ship #self shipping #selfshipping #selfship community #selfship meme #self ship community #rattle and crack👑

[teamskull-datingsim]

imagine your f/o as like a little plushie. for like lore reasons for Explanation lovers? maybe they got magicked into one. maybe they got marketable plushie'd. in any case, theyre a stuffie now!!

what do you hear when you squeeze them :3

#self ship #selfship #selfship community #self ship community #imagine your f/o #f/o imagines #f/o x s/i #s/i x f/o #rattle and crack👑

[teamskull-datingsim]

being an oc selfshipper so damn humiliating. yeah theres this person. they live in my brain and my brain only. yeah i want to take them on a romantic dinner date. God just shoot me

#rattle and crack👑 #oc selfship #i havent made a tag for Them yet but i will soon once i get over the seven agonies of being perceived

[teamskull-datingsim]

if you have a pokemon s/i with a pokemon theyre attached to you should send them to me :3 i need to draw pokemon (i can draw ur f/o too)

#rattle and crack👑 #selfship #self ship #self shipping #selfshipping #pokemon selfship #pokemon self insert

[teamskull-datingsim]

back at it again

#selfship #self ship #self shipping #selfshipping #selfship community #selfship meme #self ship community #self ship meme #rattle and crack👑

[teamskull-datingsim]

dumb things to argue with your f/os over and have an apology make out session about

best jolly rancher flavour (also imagine swapping flavours along with the apology make out)

which of ur fav takeout places you should go to

which one of you could whoop the others ass

why they shouldn't yell at a woman who was rude to you in a grocery store

#self shipping #selfshipping #selfship #self ship #f/o imagines #imagine your f/o #s/i x f/o #f/o x s/i #rattle and crack👑

[teamskull-datingsim]

Love when i see people who romantically f/o my platonics/familials. we are besties and siblings in law and i hope you guys Kiss

#rattle and crack👑 #to every sans undertale selfshipper: Yayyy!! yippee!!! #i even saw an asgore selfshipper in the wild today bro it was awesome

[teamskull-datingsim]

to all my new followers from that post: i dont actually post imagines that often. its mostly my ships. just a warning

#get out while you still can breastie #rattle and crack👑

[teamskull-datingsim]

i dont have the s/i reference quite yet but for now take a moodboard for filbee grinsss

#rattle and crack👑 #🍯try to catch me in your trap #🏅mayor of lovesburg #selfship #self ship #self shipping #selfshipping #whistling in the dark

[teamskull-datingsim]

if your legs ever feel sore for no reason btw its because youre running around in your f/os head rent free all day

#rattle and crack👑 #selfship #self ship

[teamskull-datingsim]

"average person spends 20 hours looking at f/o pictures a year" factoid actually false. f/o picture georg, who looks at a thousand pictures of his f/o a day, was a statistical outlier and should not have been counted

#this post is brought to you by how beautiful leon pkmnswsh is 💕 #selfship #self ship #self shipping #selfshipping #rattle and crack👑

[teamskull-datingsim]

fave thing in the world is when im talking to a non selfshipper and i complain about a character with a partner already in canon is hot and theyre like "ermmm theyre already in a relationship... they feel off limits to me" like if you knew what i did to chandlo funkbun and professor kukui and milla vodello on tumblr.com you would freeeak

#rattle and crack👑 #a character has never felt off limits to me. unless a selfshipper i know already ships with them THEN theyre off limits

[teamskull-datingsim]

friendly reminder to everyone with demonic f/os, its spring! its demon mating season! if your demonic lover attempts to court you please PLEASE dont laugh or question them because they WILL go on a bloody rampage. make sure to cuddle and kiss them and accept "offerings" so that they dont believe you dont love them and cry. This has been a PSA

#self ship #selfship #self shipping #selfshipping #s/i x f/o #f/o x s/i #f/o imagines #imagine your f/o #demon f/o #monster f/o #rattle and crack👑