Chu Wanning pointing at the board at 1999: Pronounce this
Xue Meng: Nineteen ninety nine!
Chu Wanning pointing at the board at 1888: Pronounce this
Shi Mei: Eighteen eighty eight!
Chu Wanning pointing at the board at 1111: Pronounce this
Mo Ran short circuiting seeing his baobei with a ruler: Eleventy leventy leven
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SHIP MEME - RANWAN VERSION
Send me a danmei ship and I’ll answer:
Who wakes up first?
Chu Wanning wakes up habitually early and Mo Ran would love to sleep more or at least stay in bed for longer, he will always make sure to wake up before Chu Wanning so he can prepare breakfast and everything else for him.
Who is grumpiest in the morning?
Grumpy Cat Chu Wanning.
Who cooks breakfast?
Yeah, Mo Ran... With all due respect, Chu Wanning is banned from the kitchen.
Who serves the other breakfast in bed?
It's Mo Ran, see the first point and the point above. :')
Who suggests the skip work and stay home?
Mo Ran because while Chu Wanning is a responsible person, the world could burn down for all Mo Ran cares, he just wants to cuddle and maybe he could convince Chu Wanning to engage in some other activities too...
Who falls asleep on top of the other?
We'd have some problems if Mo Ran squished Chu Wanning so let's go the other way around. Also, Mo Ran loves to have Chu Wanning lying on his chest!
Who always has to be touching the other?
MO RAN! Chu Wanning is fine as long as Mo Ran isn't touching anyone else but Mo Ran has to always hold hands, rest an arm on his, stand so close they're touching, etc. possessive puppy.
Who stays up until 2 reading?
Chu Wanning, he could be reading or tinkering with something, and he gets so absorbed in his work that he just doesn't notice how much time passed. Mo Ran has to physically drag him to bed or he can stay up until the morning.
Who kisses their partner while they’re sleeping?
Look, we all know Mo Ran definitely does this but!! Imagine that Chu Wanning is observing Mo Ran's peacefully sleeping face and then very-very-very carefully leans over and places a featherlight kiss on his forehead (or cheek or lips) because this is the time when it's the easiest for him to summon his courage. And he immediately blushes after the act even though nobody has seen him. And and he panics when Mo Ran moves a bit - nobody will ever know if he woke up and is just being considerate for not exposing Chu Wanning or if he was really sleeping.
Who is most adventurous?
I feel like Mo Ran but I also feel like Chu Wanning is not far behind him, it's just that he's afraid of trying out new things so he prefers what he already knows even though he IS curious. Mo Ran has to kind of read his mind and trick him into everything. :')
Who is most protective?
Well, both. Mo Ran is very straightforward about it but Chu Wanning is also very-very protective, especially since he's older so aside from the love and care, he also feels a sense of responsibility that he must take care of the younger one.
Who cares too much?
CHU WANNING!!
Who is most competitive?
Also Chu Wanning, Mo Ran will literally have no idea that they're having a competition, and even if he does, he will just find a way to let Chu Wanning win so he won't be sulky about it.
Who sings in the shower?
Well, Chu Wanning would never do something so "shameful" so it has to be Mo Ran who just belts out vulgar folk songs while showering :')
Who is more likely to get naughty in inappropriate places?
Mo Ran but Chu Wanning really doesn't have much complaints about it at the moment...
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