Link: You deserted me in front of a new friend!
Rhett: NO I DIDN'T
Link: And I was telling him you would definitely show up, you had always been there for me, we've been through so much stuff together...
Rhett: I WAS SENDING YOU A BILLION TEXTS FROM THE MOMENT I WOKE UP AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN AGREE TO MEET UNTIL AFTERNOON...
Link: I was so disappointed in you and exposed to my friend
Rhett: ...AND I KEPT SENDING YOU TEXTS ALL THE NEXT DAY TRYING TO MEET UP
Link: Oh well I thought you should get a taste of your own medicine
Rhett: DID YOU NOT ANSWER ON PURPOSE?
Link: ............... No I did answer.................. eventually
Rhett: I KEPT SENDING TEXTS WITH MY COORDINATES FOR YOU TO FIND ME
Link: I thought you didn't...
Rhett: AND EVEN THOUGH WE DID NOT MEET I KEPT SENDING YOU TEXTS ABOUT THE WEATHER FORECASTS-
Link: Yeah you were a little tense-
Rhett: ALL WHILE YOU WERE CHILLING WITH YOUR NEW FRIEND
Link: Okay, I really liked being in the ski center. Didn't want to go back early. You are not as much into this as I am. I want to make this a regular thing.
Rhett: I WOULD BE MORE INTO THIS THING IF I WASN'T ALL ALONE TEEN-SITTING MY SON AND HIS PAL
Link: Ok true but you generally aren't all that up for doing activities...
Rhett: I AM. I AM. I JUST DON'T TAKE THE INITIATIVE. BUT I AM RIGHT HERE. I AM AVAILABLE. FOR ANYTHING. IS THAT UNDERSTOOD?
Link:.... Okay
Rhett: If you have an idea, doesn't matter if it's my favourite thing or not, I AM A-VAIL-A-BLE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: Got it.
How it is going
Rhett: So Link is off to his spring break... I mean... it's Lando's spring break, of course, he had to do fatherly stuff hahaha BUT THE FAMILY GETAWAY IS OVER AND HE'S GOING SOMEWHERE ON HIS OWN AGAIN and I guess I could also be enjoying my spring break and not having to work since he doesn't either BUT I CHOOSE TO COME AND MAKE AN EARBISCUITS AND I AM BRINGING MY BELOVED WIFE AND WE ARE GOING TO TALK ABOUT OUR LOVING TEXTS, OUR VALENTINE'S DATE A MONTH AGO AND OUR PERSONALITY TRAITS AND HOW WE WORK SO WELL TOGETHER
Just noticed that the VHS apparently originally had Scottish Porn on it and now I can't help but think about the fact that Rhett thought for the longest time he was Scottish.
i realize they walk a fine line and i’m not asking them to change who they are or to have some big announcement or anything. they have families, they have a business, etc. i just wonder how long they need to play it both ways, you know?
like oh we are totally straight and how dare people assume otherwise, but also playing with literally every gay trope and homoerotic content they can figure out.
like yeah. ok. fine. you’re totally straighty-waighty and it’s shocking anyone would think otherwise. but you also get the benefit of the queer scene and being close enough to play with it and get whatever benefit you want from that area, but also to have the indignant “we would never” response ready at hand.
the ha ha we are NOT gay but wouldn’t it be FUNNY if we WERE ??
sam fender really started the set with the kitchen and now has alright in the setlist as well!!!! i need to hear angel in lothian, the leveller and wild grey ocean so bad