At a New Directions intervention for Quinn
Kurt: Look, we all know. Just admit it.
Quinn: I will admit to nothing.
Santana: It’s not even a big deal. Why won’t you say it?
Quinn: Because it’s not true.
Puck: Come on, even I know that it’s true.
Quinn: Weird how you know that when it’s not.
Tina: We’re only doing this because it’s time for you to face this head on.
Mercedes: We only want what’s best for you.
Quinn: Okay, you know what? Fine. I’ll admit it. I am in love with Rachel. And yes, she makes me happy and my life has been better since I met her and she makes everyday that I see her much more bearable. Yeah, she’s beautiful and her smile is amazing and she is beyond perfect. I think it’s really cute how she draws little things when she’s taking notes in class. She makes me really nervous and every time I see her I want to kiss her-
Brittany: Wait a minute… what are you talking about?
Kurt: Quinn, this was about your One Direction obsession…
Quinn: Oh… Well in that case; I will admit to nothing.
Santana: Last time I was at your house, you played Little Things like one hundred times.
Quinn: Wrong. That was One Thing.
Blaine: Aha! Proof!
Rachel: Excuse me, can we just rewind for a second here-
Everyone else: No.
Rachel: Oh… Okay… I was just-
Santana: We just made a breakthrough. Now is not the time, Berry.
Rachel: I feel like maybe we actually made a couple breakthroughs. And I would kind of like some more information on one of them.
Quinn: Well, too bad. There is no more “information” in my non-existent One Direction obsession.
Rachel: Not really the one I was talking about, but okay.
Quinn: Why are you even here? You like One Direction.
Santana: Because she’s in love with you. Anyway, you literally have all of their albums on vinyl and CD. Plus every song on iTunes.
Quinn: Oh, okay. And no, I do not.
Rachel: Okay? That’s really all you’re going to say after that whole thing?
Quinn: Um… Do you wanna make out to a One Direction song after this?
Rachel: Absolutely. Yes. We should do that.
Santana: What did I tell you guys?
Puck: That you could get Rachel and Quinn together and also get Quinn to admit her obsession in the same sentence.
Santana: Exactly. And what just happened?
Tina: Rachel and Quinn got together and also Quinn admitted her obsession in the same sentence.
Quinn: I admitted nothing!
Rachel: You kind of did.
Quinn: Do you want to make out or not?
Rachel:
Quinn:
Rachel: She admitted nothing.
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