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ciinelqura · 8 months
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— glee characters as social media posts/memes [pt45/?]
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bedbugcouch · 2 years
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Rachel: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Quinn: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents.
Rachel: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.
Brittany: Actually I did the math, Quinn would have $225, not $0.15.
Quinn: Fam I’m right here....
Blaine: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Sam: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Blaine: Sorry I only have a dollar.
Sam: :(
Brittany: Hey I just realized I was wrong, Quinn would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.
Blaine: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice.
Kurt: You can buy anything you want with $22,500.
Santana: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice.
Mike: Apply juice to what?
Finn: Directly to forehead.
Kurt: Great chat everyone.
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Santana: I can be mean to Brody if you want me to be
Rachel: Oh no it's fine Santana, there's no need.
Santana: It's okay Berry, I was already planning on being mean to him anyways
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amazonworrier · 2 years
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More Santana ships incorrects pls?
Oh man, it’s been ages since I made any of those haha. I’ve had a few saved in my notes for ages (not all Santana ships) that I never got around to making properly though:
Santana: If there’s going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.
Rachel: Of course, I can’t flip this table by myself
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Mr Schue: Guys, I don’t know if I made this clear, but we can’t have any Vocal Adrenalin members in our yearbook photo
Rachel: Okay, I will photoshop Jessie’s face
Brittany: Can you photoshop your life with better decisions, Rachel?
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Santana, addressing the glee club: My policy is if you see something, say something.
Brittany: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!
Santana: Outstanding. This is what I’m talking about people.
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Santana: God, give me patience
Rachel: I think you mean ‘give me strength.’
Santana: If God gave me strength, you’d be dead.
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Brittany, arriving at the loft in 5x20: I didn’t ‘go missing,’ Rachel. The FBI knew where I was the entire time.
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Quinn: I would hardly call myself an expert on this subject
Santana: And by subject she means genuine human emotion
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Santana: Fuck
Rachel: We’ve got to work on your cursing
Santana: Why? I’m pretty good at cursing already
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Finn: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Santana: I do have a sense of humour, you know
Finn: I’ve never heard you laugh before
Santana: I’ve never heard you say anything funny
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incorrectquotesmcu · 29 days
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Wanda: Do you know what we should do?
Y/N: Have sex?
Wanda: What?
Y/N: Nothing.
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kinnbig · 8 months
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and that's what you missed on KinnPorsche! KinnPorsche + Glee quotes [4/?]
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gleeontwt · 2 months
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glee textposts 2
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Damian : and i also blame Drake.
Tim : why ? what did i do ?
Damian : i’m sure you did something.
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no-see-um-incorrect · 2 months
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Seth: What do you guys say when you answer the phone? 
SugarBoo: what up? 
Charlie: who Dis be?
Alphonse: no she’s dead. This is her son. 
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incorrectbatfam · 1 year
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Damian: I'm sorry for calling you contemptible and deplorable.
Carrie: That's okay. I didn't even know what those words meant.
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ciinelqura · 7 months
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— glee characters as social media posts/memes [pt50/?]
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bedbugcouch · 2 years
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blaine: key kurt, are you awake?
kurt: what?
blaine: i asked if you were awake
kurt: who the fuck do you think said “what”?
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Rachel: Maybe we should just ditch the guys and get together?
Santana: For once you have a good idea Berry
Rachel: If we're gonna do this, you have to start calling me Rachel
Santana, husks in a low voice: Very well then, Rachel
Rachel, blushing: Is it hot in here?
Santana: Rach we're outside.
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buck: hey, are you okay?
eddie: *hopelessly devoted to you blasting from his phone endlessly* *lowers volume* what was that?
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incorrectquotesmcu · 2 months
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Natasha: What are you doing Friday night?
Y/N: Just the usual. Stand outside the 7-Eleven and look depressed until someone offers to buy me beer.
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