#put me in coach! i'll point out the gay subtext!

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"Does Brian Koppelman Know Top Gun Is Gay" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

#brian koppelman #you'd think it would be yes because he's pals with quentin tarantino who did a bit about the gayness of top gun in sleep with me #but the sole top gun reference in billions (that i know of) is in the context of 'taylor speaks the axe cap language now‚ shocking wags' #because top gun is such a cishet bro movie. no way anyone else could appreciate it‚ surely not taylor. guys being dudes only #and no one in billions ever goes 'hm that movie had gay subtext i think' about any of the many Dude Films they're always referencing #put me in coach! i'll point out the gay subtext!