#purpleshopkeep

[royalreef]

(( ..... Honestly you could probably use just the stuff on this blog to make an iceberg meme of my lore/events/jokes.

#Most secret royal advisor || OOC #(( real ogs know the first version of this blog #(( aka im thinking about miranda's birthday lore again and just. god yeah that has a whole History #(( and how few people remember purpleshopkeep and the origin of ul'kiha #(( or the first version of miranda's real title

[zombfear-blog]

🎤 Serenade the cat. Do it. - purpleshopkeep

KARAOKE -;;

❝ And take a look around the room                  Love comes wearing disguises How to go about and choose?                                 Break it down by shapes and sizes I'm a man who's got very specific taste ❞ 

❝ You           you

                                            you're just my type !! ❞ 

@purpleshopkeep

#purpleshopkeep #☣ ʀᴏᴛ & ʀᴜɪɴ ☣ in character #☣ʙʟᴏᴏᴅʏ ʟᴇᴛᴛᴇʀs ☣ asks #these two i mp[kojh

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@purpleshopkeep replied to your post: When Brian’s Alpha Instinct Kicks in and he gotta...

“FUCK ‘IM UP” - who definitely isn’t getting people to place bets

“The damn dickclot ain’t even gonna know what fuckin’ hit ‘im, Whiskers.”

#purpleshopkeep

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@purpleshopkeep || from here

[ text : cattitude ]

[ ... ] I had to get some stitches fixed pretty quickly. It wasn’t anything too serious I mean [ ... ] I’m still walking, right? [ ... ] Any fight you walk away from [ ... ] Not that I was in a fight or anything 

#ϟϟ make new friends ϟ v. main ϟϟ #ϟϟ world's first body builder ϟ ic ϟϟ #purpleshopkeep

[electrifyingstitches]

antisocial-author replied to your post:    ♪♫ “If someone says ‘don’t try this at home’...

“Yes.” VALERIE NO - @purpleshopkeep

   ♪♫ “I knew you would have the answer twinkleshine! Wanna help me get to the moon in the rocket I constructed myself?” Vicky proudly present her rocket! It was made of scrap metal, scotch tape, a flame thrower and a gas tank! What’s the worst that could happen? ♫♪

#antisocial-author #purpleshopkeep #🎈♥ ;;crack;; ♥🎈 #~ Look at what you've done! ~ #♥ Event: TO THE MOON ♥

[best-wolf-boi]

"Rumor has it that if these anonymous bastards keep bothering best boy I'm gonna stab a bitch." Val, no. - purpleshopkeep

“VAL, NO!!”

#asks #purpleshopkeep #Anonymous

[zgords]

@purpleshopkeep: THE GORL!!! @woofjock: SHE!!!!!!!!!!!

SHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#purpleshopkeep #woofjock #MY ANGEL !!!!!! #// #HONEY DON'T FEED IT / IT WILL COME BACK ❪ ooc. ❫ #A BAGEL. TWO BAGELS. ❪ crack. ❫

[thejerseybrat-blog]

Cont. from here // @purpleshopkeep

“Fair enough,” Izzy nodded with a half-smile as he unrolled the stack. When he ~relieved~ Vae from it, he didn’t really think about how much it could have been. He just saw it was thick, he didn’t really care whether it was a bunch of fives or tens.

Turns out it was a bunch of fifties and a few twenties. Izzy bit the inside of his lip to stifle a giddy laugh. He probably held half of - if not all - of Vae’s paycheck in his hands. Poor bastard should have switched to credit card long ago, too bad he was old fashioned like that. 

He glanced up at the shopkeeper, spreading the money before her as if he was revealing his cards.

“Andrew Wolfson and Ulyhiss S. Gnarl are at your service, ma’am,” he announced proudly, then he thought of Vae again and bit his lip. Old fart had a lot of patience, but he might flip the table if he finds out Izzy actually stole from him (he stilled considered it lent money), a substantial amount, no less. 

“Um... do you happen to have any protective scrolls or at least mustard gas?”

#purpleshopkeep

[cenoceras]

@purpleshopkeep || 𝒞𝑜𝓃𝓉𝒾𝓃𝓊𝑒𝒹 𝒻𝓇𝑜𝓂 𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒

      Feferi was undeniably curious, and although she was particularly looking for any potential resources to make into cages for her cuttlefish, she did have to pause to address the trunkbeast in the room. Smiling happily enough, Feferi perked her fins and smiled, showing off her rows of sharp teeth, eerily similar to someone else Val knew.

      “I keep hearing that. Is that this... Miranda person? Conch on, don’t clam up on me minnow, I just grotto know! What’s she pike?” Yes, the fish puns were out in full force today and acted as a perfect way to help perk up the mood again. Feferi fluttered her fins, tapping her long, perfectly manicured nails on the counter before her.

#The crown weighs heavy || { IC post } #purpleshopkeep #Neptune rising || { Monster Prom Verse }

[g-rimm-fate-blog]

@purpleshopkeep || wanted a tutor session [ x ]  

   Maybe drinking the night before was not such a good idea as the reaper had come in quite hungover, and very visibly so. Theo just opted for the age-old tactic of what most teachers did when they drank and put on some videos for the class to watch instead of some lecture or note taking. Maybe he’d even overdose himself on coffee. 

                   Well not maybe. He did. 

   Theo had about three cups before class started, trying to find the best way to wash his morning from his mouth and suppress his headache. This was seriously going to come back to bite him in the ass, but he didn’t care. He was finishing his fourth cup as he placed the YouTube Video on of some dudes on FuzzFeed talking about True Unsolved Crimes. Excusing himself for a moment as he left class, and headed out. 

   And it was there he ran into Valerie. Or, Val as many students called her. Along with the shopkeeper, whatever that meant. Putting his coffee aside, he approached the cat monster and cleared his throat, crossing his arms over his chest best he could with an empty coffee mug that said ‘you’re a ghoul dude’ on it. 

   “Ms. Oberlin, aren’t you supposed to be in class?” 

#purpleshopkeep #class is in session // ic #dont fear the reaper // self #starter

[hellrager]

|| @purpleshopkeep Cont. from Here.

“ Since when do you care about being polite? “ His tail swayed in amusement. She was one of a few people who actually did fuck with him but she was part of the cool people. Also, she could get her paws almost on all kinds of cool stuff. So he wasn’t one to mess up that rather useful relationship they had going on.

#purpleshopkeep

[royalreef]

      Miranda’s just really, really gay for Val. Constantly. 

#Glory and Gore || IC #Hold you close 'til the morning light || Val x Miranda ( purpleshopkeep ) #purpleshopkeep #Many fish in the sea || Misc. IC Content #(( fishy loves her kitty... #(( thats just a universal constant #(( the relationship not always since im a multiship blog #(( but she just loves the cat

[zombfear-blog]

"And I said no. You know, like a liar." - purpleshopkeep

ᵒᵘᵗ ᵒᶠ ᶜᵒⁿᵗᵉˣᵗ ʲᵒʰⁿ ᵐᵘˡᵃⁿᵉʸ ;; 

@purpleshopkeep 

❝ hey man what’s he gonna do? not like he can legally search you, seein as he ain’t a real cop. and there’s no security cameras down in them dungeons. he has no proof against ya. ❞

#purpleshopkeep #☣ ʀᴏᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴜɪɴ ☣ in character #☣ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅʏ ʟᴇᴛᴛᴇʀs ☣ asks

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🌋 - purpleshopkeep

Send 🌋 and my muse will blurt out the first thing that comes to mind when they see your muse

“God, it’s so fuckin’ weird that you’re datin’ my cousin. Now I know how you felt with Vera. Christ.” - @purpleshopkeep

#purpleshopkeep #why we still singing these lullabies // askbox

[screvvedloose]

She was exhausted. There was so much, too much, to do. And sure, there was plenty of time to do it, but still. It felt like her only feasible breaktime was lunch... and for once, she didn’t feel like bothering an y of the usual suspects. Besides, it wasn’t like she needed to eat. She could just sit with someone, maybe have a nice conversation...

Or she could sit with someone who may not ask too many questions as to why one of the most enthusiastic, go-getter students in the school appeared to be running on fumes.

Whatever her reasoning, that was how she found herself plunking down at Valerie’s table, a few seats down, trying not to disturb her wares... and just dropped her head down onto the table, forehead resting against the smooth surface.

“Sorry, not here to buy today. Unless it’s advice or like, twenty five hour energies.”

@purpleshopkeep

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[electrifyingstitches]

"I'm 'feline' pretty good about our chances together, Vicks~" Valerie? God of shitty puns that double as a pickup line? It's more likely than you think. - purpleshopkeep

PICK - UP LINES SENTENCE MEMES (not exactly, but hush! PICK UP LINES!)

@purpleshopkeep

   ♪♫ “HAH! I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE! GOOD ONE TWINKLESHINE!” ♫♪

#Anonymous #purpleshopkeep #🎈♥ ;;queue;; ♥🎈 #🎈♥ ;;ask;; ♥🎈