#pulled into the garage even

[its-captain-sir]

THIS AFTERNOON TURNED OUT TO BE SO HECTIC???? I TOOK THE EARLY TRAIN HOME AND YET I JUST ENTERED THE HOUSE NOW 😭😭

#no cause i SHOULD have been home at 12:45 #pulled into the garage even #checked my phone and my brother's texting me like 'im sick you need to come pick me up' #so i pull back out drive to school to go get him drive back home #we ALMOST make it to the door and then my mom calls like 'you can go to the doctor but he's got a meeting in 30 mins so you have to go NOW' #so pull back out and drive over to the doctor get him checked out pick up his prescription and THEN. we can finally go home #AND ACTUALLY MAKE IT INTO THE HOUSE THIS TIME #anyways it's now after 2:30 i haven't eaten anything all day yet and i Still have all my homework to do. and yet so much has happened 😔👊

[fauvester]

absolutely in love with the cardassian babies

they DO purr and they DO knead and they DO have tails and they LOVE the baby sling

THE CHILDREN, THEY LONG FOR THE SLING!!

Oouuuuh in my head they're just like lizardly cats. Little guys that want to stay warm and comfy. Unfortunately they do get very sharp hard claws pretty early on and it's hard to stay on top of trimming them!

All those evolutionarily adorable instincts probably disappear eventually, but maybe as a treat we can say that they re-emerge uncontrollably in a narrow range of situations like extreme satisfaction and comfort.

#dee s 9 #garashir #garashir adoption au #YEEEEAAAAAOOOOOW FAT CARDASSIAN BABIIIIIIIIES #i love drawing their tails really fat like a grub. later they get long and whiplike. #or maybe its regional. like different races of cardassians have different tails #and docking them is also a kind of cultural and racial homogenization #but also - happy purring and kneading YAY #you know julians gonna fold that up and put it in the little drawer in his heart to keep forever #even if garage kneads big ol pulls in his sheets. that's what the replicators for

[mcdannowave]

When your boyfriend starts to talk about copulating, and your attention span increases sporadically.

#h50 8x17 #suspicious #steve mcgarrett #alex o'loughlin #reaction gif #mcdanno #hawaii five 0 #Steve doesn't worry abt it..of course #Danny has eyes only for him #and even though they tried their best to conceive..pulling all nights in the living room..in the kitchen..inside the camaro(multiple times) #at the lanai...in the showers...at work...in the shower at work...at Kono's wedding inside the brooms closet #at Tani's weeding inside the grooms preparation room...at their garage....while hiking (at the start and at the end of the path) #and many many more ways... #it just wont happen for some mysterious reason..Danny just can't get pregnant🤣 #but boy oh boy..they sure keep trying ^^ #mine

[glitterghost]

The way people you know, friends you were once close to, literally sometimes just dissipate from your life like an apparition, is absolutely bat shit insane.

#like were you just a figment of my imagination #was our time even real #how can i use dowsing rods to contact you again #did i kickflip into an alternate universe that doesnt involve you? #the way the hold years and years of memories just to feel like they chucked it up into a garage sale with a .50 sticker #like i miss you i know you but i dont know THIS you #im clutching the version of you that held our laughter from hangouts and hugs and thinking that wed be friends forever #ive tucked these memories of you away carefully just to pull out and reminisce and miss you all over again #an endless loop of happiness and nostalgia and grief #we all have those people dont we?

[faunandfloraas]

Seungmin with a bob, y/n?

going in the tumblr tag has ruined me because I thought you were saying "your name" and was like............... 🤔

Anyway. Bobmin.

Seungbob...

#some of these arent bobs #whys the first one hot tho #second one is bank teller #3rd is 90s garage band member pulled back in a pony #4th is hyunjin and seungmin had a baby #5th is mother from an early 00s sitcom #6th is the love of my life good god thats not even a bob seungmin pls consider this its so cute #8th is if seungmullet lived on for one more month....... #spiritually im tagging all the seungminners #kim seungmin #stray kids

[4arconinoma]

Im excited because tomorrow Im going to go to a botanical garden aaand i might might Might see TARANTULAS there... for the first proper time in my Life!!

#I only ever saw one when i was like 4 dead in my garage... and im not sure if it even was one #so since they're my favorite spider family i want to see them really really badly #although i was only told they are there... there is a possibility that they aren't there anymore #so i'm trying to brace myself for the possible disappointment #Not to mention that a part of me is worried about whether they have the right enclosures or not #i dont know if a botanical garden would pull things like that But given the amount of improper terrariums spiders are put in in pet stores. #im scared that i'll go and see them in the shittiest enclosure... that'll just make me feel super terrible x( #Im just hoping for good things then i guess... Ill probably have fun just seeing the plants either way though #but I just really want to see them ive been geeting super sad about never having seen one... my autism begs for it #Ive been waiting weeeks for this #txt #spiders

[the-faultofdaedalus]

i’ve reached terminal level brainrot w/ leverage and that is the “insert remortal tony into a plot even if it makes no sense”

#first i was like. ok let him get shot by a mark that would be fun #(he’s not in on it he’s just Here and intervenes re: bullet) #but then i remembered hardison’s fancy EMP gun #and now i’m thinking that they should be stalling him for some reason #mark is a rival company. tony’s on his way there. they need the mark to think tony’s backed out of smth #i don’t know or care why #but like. he gets in his car and hardison pulls the trigger like no car no go #and tony almost IMMIEDIETLY keels over #everyone in the van at the scene starts freaking out (i think it’s parker eliot hardison. for reasons) #and nate just asks. hey hardison. what would happen if you pointed that thing at someone with a pacemaker #AND WELL YEAH ABOUT THAT #hardison is very upset. he didn’t mean to do this! it was an accident! he doesn’t want to be a murderer #they all try to help but by the time they even get across the parking garage it’s too late #anyways eliot takes him into the van bc they need to figure out what to DO about this #while nate and sophie continue with the con #they can’t just drop it. too suspicious. no one wants hardison to go down for murder but!!! tony is dead! hardison did do it! it’s a mess!! #if they’re lucky it might get chalked up to natural causes if someone finds his body #pacemaker failure. if he’s already had a bad heart (and he’s have to to keel over that quick from an EMP) #it’s not impossible. #anyways they’re all yelling about this meanwhile tony is just being Very Very still on the floor of the van #like ‘’pls just dump me in the river so i can Leave.’’ #he can tell how freaked hardison is abt it and feels a bit bad for him gkskdksksk #like yeah he knows he killed him but it was an accident!!! and honestly what he’s hearing abt their con #well. he’s not opposed. he knows enough about whatever mark this is #he just wants to be dumped somewhere so he can go home #make some sort of appearance so he gets on the news so no one thinks he’s dead #but then they start talking about assumptions abt the mark and the job and. fuck. #he can’t help himself but he sits up like ‘’you’re wrong that won’t work’’ #and everyone in the van screams

[kirbyddd]

never understood the weird jawline obsession thats been showing up this year but mewbro ads are tempting me so bad saying it can widen your palate

braces fucked me so hard i haven't been able to bite down fully in 10 years some days i cant even chew, my jaw grates so bad it shredded my trigeminal nerve. id looksmaxx if itd stop the pain don't tempt me

but honestly i probably just need surgery. american prices though😭

#my mouth hurts so bad dont tell me i can gigachad the pain away i might be desperate enough to try #my parents forced braces on me with Threats but i finally cut the wire when it reached the point that i couldnt even close my mouth anymore #its gotten a bit better over the years but some days i still cant and the pain is unending #times are tough when youre too young to defend yourself. cps is a tv myth #they pulled those teeth and wound that mf like garage door spring #i want my mouth back man

[lovedtogekiss]

something about the human condition or doemthing; somstbing about finding fifty-something covers of the "predatory wasp of the palisades is out to get us!" on youtube made ten-or-so years ago with cracked voices and grainy video and inconsistent singing voices and just. thinking about people ive never met who have never sang professionally in their lives being united by a beautiful song, being united in the experience and the story it tells, taking to youtube in all of their unpolished glory to share a song that made them feel something enough to bare some vulnerable part of themselves to the world; theres something so distinctly human about that

#the predatory wasp of the palisades is out to get us! #sufjan stevens #predatory wasp #something something predatory wasp of the palisades #just to be clear i know the experience of falling in love with your best friend in an allo thing thats not the universal experience im- #talking abt #this post is abt humanity using art as a means of connection and how the meaning behind it transcends the need for talent or polish #this applies to the more professional covers too #the black and white high-def acapella cover has an outro of them singing for fun in a parking garage #the lead singer in the bathroom cover gets the verses mixed up #a choral acapella cover has the loud buffetting of the wind sometimes overtake the singers #sometimes the guitar makes that high twangy sound that happens when you pull on the string a bit too hard #or that awful buzzinf that happens when you dont hold down the strings properly #i love people #the worst part os that even if i leave a commeng most of them will never know hos cool i tjimk they are #becauss these covers were made upwards of seven years ago #bookmark tag

[princemick]

we should actually talk about a engineer charles and ferrari driver mick au.

#thinking mick who took sebs seat in 2022 only having one rookie season at alfa who is still high of his 2020 win who did so well in the alfa #mick whos all high and mighty on being THE prince who has that nickname who is praised and held high because charles wasnt there #so there was never a predestinato #maybe carlos was teammates w seb and he wasnt able to push and pull at him like charles was so seb was pushed more #maybe seb who won with ferrari in 2018 seb who still leaves because he wants more because ferrari is still ferrari and still fucked up #in 2019 so he was still pushed out eventually #just a little later then now #mick whos kinda cocky mick who knows who he is and uses is mick who walks into maranello and gets stared at w glittery eyes because there #was no charles there was seb for a while and no one to take over that awe like charles did when he came in #and charles whos been with ferrari for years started off as an intern whos loved by the team #who becomes micks race engineer who has such a soft accent who first looks at mick and is one of the few who doesnt look in awe #charles who was sebs race engineer who was just a guy in the garage and looked at him in awe like everyone else #until he became his engineer at 2016 seb who always flirted even though charles knew about lewis #seb who talked about mick all the time seb who pulled mick down to earch for charles because to charles micks just sebs guy #the guy who messes around with his hair all the time to sebs annoyance mick who has to seperate his veggies from his meat on his plate #thats mick to charles because he spend so much time with seb #mick who walks into to maranello and knows he has to prove it all everything all the magic he has to do it now #charles who is the only one who smiles normally and normally introduces himself who looks away and back to his screen and starts talking #charles who doesnt look after him whos eyes dont sparkle charles who's eyes dont feel heavy with anticipation #mick whos still a bit to cocky for charles's liking but keeps up the niceness because he knows that sebs 'mickie' is in there too #kyle.txt #YA KNOW??? HYEAH?>??? #schuclerc

[freckleslikestars]

Guys. Guys. Please learn to change a tyre. What happens when ur tyre punctures and you’re in the middle of nowhere with no reception. This has happened to me twice in my relatively short life. My dudes. Please. If it’s the only car maintenance you learn (other than checking your oil and changing windscreen washer fluid -those are super easy) please learn it.

#honestly if you have nobody to teach you #a) there’s Google and your car’s manual #b) go to whatever garage you use to get your car serviced and be like ‘hey I don’t know how to change a tyre. please teach me so I don’t get #caught in a bad situation’ and if they’re good people I guarantee they’ll teach you #like once you’ve learnt how to jack it safely it’s easy anyway #and even if you know how #the first thing you should do after changing a tyre is going to a garage to get it checked either to replace the wheel you just lost #or to get whatever happened checked #and they’ll torque it for you and everything #seriously it’s not hard. jack the car. take the bolts off with a tyre iron. #pull the wheel off. replace. tighten the nuts. (I meant nuts not bolts on the last tag) #also tyre is the English spelling for whoever it was who questioned that earlier. British english. #sorry I’m not American I guess

[flowermist7432]

A beautiful shelf of books all for me! (all for me!)

#I pulled this bad boy outta the closet in my grandpa covered in dust and old books #so i spruced it up and shoved it into the bedroom next to my desk in place of the old rock table #my aunt called it unnecessary and acted like i was being dramatic #but i dont think she gets what it means to me to put this in here and keep all the books from our grandpa and childhood safe #and while they were safe in there they werent being appreciated #and its unused!!! #dont get me started on all the childhood books i found thrown into the garage that i rescued and brought in #and its sitting in my own closet's shelves that were also just as unused #Still a long way to go...but im happy :) #thanks to my brother who is stronger than me and did most of the heavy lifting because im a toothpick even- #though we took out all the garbage and bookss off it before we moved it #i dont know most of the books in there or in my closet...but i'll get a chance to know em now! #not that i didnt before but i think having it in my own bedroom helps my brain more

[biteapple]

ALSO ..... BTW ... that door across from me is STILL peeped open. i may attempt to go in tomorrow if its still open

#its been open for at least a week now. its weird how they dont care to close it at least #although it makes me feel safer in these apartments if that makes sense. like. im always worried i didnt lock my door #but if the door across from me is creeped open for weeks and untouched then im fine even if my door was unlocked #its funny though. i have neighbors who i've seen leave their garages just wide open for hours and hours and are seemingly away #my one neighbor one time told me she just leaves her house unlocked always because this neighborhood feels so safe to her #even when she goes to bed and goes to work. #i wish i could feel that safe anywhere #the only reason im saying tomorrow instead of tonight is because with the stunt im pulling now (dumping clean litter outside on top of soap #i dont wanna draw attention to myself LOL. one thing at a time

[dogbunni]

so I've had a fucking day

#across the road neighbour drove her car straight through he closed garage doors #she's about 80 years old and this is her 3rd car accident this year #back in january she backed into my stepdads work van and that was a whole kerfuffle as well #she was fully trapped inside of the car so we had to get fire service ambulance and police out #the other neighbours came out en masse and a group of strong-ish men put themselves to work to remove her fucked up garage doors #and managed to roll the car back out just as 2 fire engines pulled up #she was completely fine btw #but she's probably having her license taken away #dogbunni diary log #ive never even met half of these neighbours that i talked to today #they all came out of nowhere walking their dogs or 'getting something from their car' #palaver

[toytulini]

if i see another set of fucking headlights in my rearview mirror im getting out and eating their fucking car

#toy txt post #normally. normally. i reserve this energy for the LED headlights and ppl who get up my ass #but rn you could have the lowest dimmest ass headlights and ill still be enraged #so many fucking ppl kept getting behind me! why!! i had to pull over and wave ppl past so much! go away! #one fucker was refusing to go out in front of me when i gestured to them at their stop sign.they fucking REVERSED? #im not playing. fucking go. i dont want you behind me.i will wait here.i will ten miles per fucking hour. i will put on my god damn hazards #hello good evening the chronic pain is still bad and it gave me a migraine so now ive been sitting in the dark in the garage for #30 fucking minutes #i need to get out and go to bed early i have an appointment in the morning at 9am and the roads are gonna be bad. fuck #im trying not to use my pto but. maybe ill text my manager in the morning and ask if i can leave early tomorrow #that way i can still do the mechanized pallet jack training and not use a full days worth of pto but still get some kind of fucking break #maybe...maybe

[asaxophony]

IVE GOT A BUZZ LIKE A MURDER HORNET

#green day #green day saviors #trying out the horrible no cut lino matrix this week #pulls like shit but it sure lends to like the shitty grunge garage printing aesthetic #tbh i do think my water based ink is part of the problem but by god im not using oil based on this #i think the mineral spirits would melt the Styrofoam #anyway im not insane enough to have my students attempt reduction or layers prints #these arent even reduction anyway #theyre like 3? pieces that i didnt even like put a registration guide with #we registering free hand as fuck #saying this like i couldnt set up registration but meh im p good at free handing it #thank u screenprinting my beloved