#proldier's license

[marikmizuki]

#d20 #aso #dimension 20 #a starstruck odyssey #norman skip takamori #skip #proldier's license #loved that scene #trying to fuck around with colors a bit #fanart

[natjennie]

NOTHING will beat the simultaneous comedy and terror of "no thank you insurance" cut to gunnies intestines floating in space then cut to him performing all of the engine calculations by HAND because the ship's computer is such dog shit and as he gets frantic brennan drops "oh yeah you're charged per breath because of the cybernetic lungs" like what the FUCK

#the introduction of the money sliders is maybe the funniest thing d20's ever done #starstruck is really good i stand by it #yeah i got my proldier's license right here #d20 aso

[chungledown-bimothy]

Gorgug "are you my dad?" Thistlespring meets Skip "I got my proldier's license right here" Takamori

#dimension 20 #the ravening war spoilers #the ravening war #colin provolone #zac oyama

[scalpho]

skip thrived in baustin. "i got my proldier's license right here" followed by that insane surprise round AND going first in initiative, "get nasty" and killing the sheriff, the nat 20 on the intimidation check, all those colonian turns during the skiff encounter... yeah good shit

#i didnt know what to expect from starship combat in aso but i honestly quite enjoyed it #zac oyama pilot was very fun to watch #a starstruck odyssey #dimension 20 #zac oyama #scal txt

[samcat18]

I can't think of another line as iconic as zac quietly sitting through the rest of the table gradually realizing they're being shaken down, ally trying to lead the group to fight or flight, before quipping "i got my proldier's license right here" and shooting the man who just hired them then tried to fleece them, the only way to end an episode honestly!!

#dimension 20 a starstruck odyssey #dimension 20 #a starstruck odyssey #zac oyama #norman skip takamori

[disastergoose]

“I’ve got my proldier’s license right here”

#it’s that time of the day!!!! thinking about this again!!!! #a starstruck odyssey #stody #aso #norman skipper takamori #sundry sidney #big barry syx #riva #margaret encino #gunnie miggles rashbax #d20 animation #Starstruck fanart #Youtube

[thisisnotthenerd]

Dimension 20 Episode of the Day: 2/23

Today's Episode is: A Starstruck Odyssey, Episode 7, Dying Tomorrow, It's a Pleasure

Original Release Date: 2/23/2022

The Quick Synopsis: The crew of the Wurst land at a little town called Baustin, New Texas, do some shopping at Plug's Butt Ugly Stuff Hut, hunt for turtles, take a mission to hunt down a vagrant named Loose Duke, and show the sheriff their proldier's license.

Quotes:

"Now there for everybody, if you want, you can take a look around. Most of the stuff in here, full disclosure, is butt ugly." ~ Plug Strutt

"Well, I appreciate the kind effort. But old Plug was born in Baustin and I'm gonna die in Baustin." "Oh, that's sweet." "Tomorrow." ~ Plug Strutt & Margaret Encino

"The hot sauce scramble is well, you have a basic sort of Tabasco, hot sauce, and then you sort of scramble it with a Cholula or a sriracha. And then you have a hot sauce scramble." ~ Plug Strutt

"Can I do an Investigation check on the brain slug's sexuality?" ~ Ally Beardsley

"'Loose Duke' is absolutely descriptive in a way that I do not desire." ~ Sundry Sidney

Barry Syx hunting tortoises:

As you open it, like cockroaches, about a couple dozen tortoises. [flocking sound]

"These things are disgusting. Get in the bag."

Cool. gimme an Athletics check, versus a group of tortoises.

Skip popping off:

"What do you think, Skip?"

"I got my Proldier's license right here." Raise my foot up, put it on his head and I shoot him in the head.

#dimension 20 #dimension 20 spoilers #d20 episode of the day #a starstruck odyssey #the gunner channel

[rain-after-thunder]

Dimension 20 Animatic | Proldier's License | A Starstruck Odyssey

#animatic #starstruck animatic #a starstruck odyssey #video

[yourbelgianthings]

still not over skip "i got my proldier's license right here (and i shoot him in the head)" takamori

#no spoilers pls i'm on episode 9 rn #message from mirph #dimension 20 #norman skipper takamori #skip #norman takamori #zac oyama #star wars 5e #a starstruck odyssey

[d20unfuckability]

I forget if i voted for the slug the first time but i promise to always do it in the future on account of "i got my proldiers license right here" amen

skip's up against sklonda tomorrow- he's gonna need every single vote he can get, i think

i could be wrong, i certainly have been surprised quite a few times this tourney, but i think it's gonna be a really close one

#skip takamori

[lovecolibri]

"I've got my Proldier's License right here." *puts gun boot up to the Sheriff's head*

Skip is just SUCH a great character and Zac plays him *perfectly*

#dimension 20 #a starstruck odyssey

[chungledown-bimothy]

Warlock against their patron is so delicious. Pinocchio was fantastic, but an adult being in that situation? Man

not just an adult, but an adult with no respect for their patron.

can you imagine the one-liners zac "where's your bulb now"/"i got my proldier's license right here" oyama would have dropped???

#dimension 20 #a crown of candy #neverafter #lapin cadbury

[youreamonocoque]

"I got my proldier's license right here" YES THE BOOT GUNS!!!!

#dimension 20 #starstruck odyssey spoilers #starstruck odyssey

[aq2003]

11, 15, 19, for the d20 asks 👁

11 - most memorable lines

"toxic masculinity is dead now i dance now" (<- note that the reason i love this line so much is that fabian says this 100% straight and actually does believe he killed toxic masculinity by himself on his own)

"i got my proldier's license right here"

"the ball is rolling uuuu uuuuuuuuup the hill :]"

every line that was uttered here

15 - most iconic moments

this (rohan i know u havent watched this yet. dont watch this clip bc it's even better when u watch it in context. its worth it i promise.)

every nat 1 that matt mercer rolled as leiland

hilda hilda

liz's introduction/her epic divorce argument w kingston

everything that rick diggins does or says

bob's introduction scene

andhera's convo with his mom

andhera's nose bleeding from what i can only assume to be pure psychic damage when chirp talks about a new york times article about a bat running on a treadmill

19 - moments that made you cry

i think the count is at 4 rn. 1) riz talking to his dad . 2) aelwyn and adaine's conversation after the gang rescues them . 3 and 4 are the 2nd pc death and finale of a crown of candy, respectively </3

#d20 #tuc #fantasy high #tiny heist #aso #pirol #acofaf #acoc #i know im missing some things but w/e <3 #d20 my beloved

[disastergoose]

I think about “I’ve got my proldier’s license right here” about once a day

#a starstruck odyssey #stody #norman skipper takamori #skip takamori

[grodyego]

bc i dont wanna spam this blog and also being invested in dnd podcasts is sooooooo 2016 ive made a dimension 20 sideblog. its @proldiers-license i have a queue running check it out if u feel like 👍