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#powderheadcanon
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Powder: Father, why have you forbade me from entering the delicious chamber?
Silco: It’s called an oven and you will die.
Powder: I am strong, Father .
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Silco: if a stranger came up to you and said “I’m your dads friend he told me to pick you up” what would you say?
Powder: I’d say “Your lying my dad doesn’t have any friends!”
Silco:
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Jinx: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Ekko: Jinx, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass
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Jinx: I love taking to small kids. No adult is ever going to ask me what my 3rd favourite dinosaur is
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Vi: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Vander: Vi no.
Powder: Mistlefoe.
Vander: Please stop encouraging her
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Ekko, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Powder, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids
Vi: what the fuck are you guys doing?
Ekko: playing systemic oppression
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Silco: Powder was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.
Powder : Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.
Silco:.: Child..you ate a chair..
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Vi: I hate Santa he’s a fat judgemental bastard like you’ve been bad your going in my naughty list okay and ur GOING IN MY DEATH NOTE
Jinx: Can you put me in your deathnote to. please
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Mylo: is this about me?
Powder: No
Mylo: then I’ve lost interest.
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Mylo: Powder can you take out the trash
Powder: sorry I can’t, your too heavy
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Ekko: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?
Jinx: *chugs entire bottle*
Jinx: It’s perfume.
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