#poor striker

[the-delightful-temptation]

@strikers-saloon

"Don't test your luck, dear. You are a special case.." Ozzie smiles. "I love a good brat taming."

@strikers-saloon

#ic #strikerssaloon #poor striker

[sophfandoms53]

Striker slowly losing his sanity because no one in this damn show can take anything seriously is so funny to me im sorry😭

#when the man losing his mind is actually the most sane #it’s hysterical #like striker’s the most normal person in this show i s2g #he just wants a regular kill but they will not allow him #the poor man LMAOO #striker i am so sorry #you are surrounded by chaos #helluva boss #hb spoilers #helluva boss spoilers #helluva boss striker

[this-fine-day]

Moxxie really be the most serenaded character in all of Helluva Boss. Everyone wants a piece of him.

#moxxie #striker #blitzø #helluva boss #fizzarolli helluva boss #asmodeus helluva boss #chaz helluva boss #I will ship them all #Poor Moxxie #I mean millie is surpreme obvi #But Moxxie deserves all the attention #And boy does he get it #millie helluva boss #moxxie helluva boss

[araminakilla]

I don't want to be rude but SHUT UP.

SHUT. UP!

Viv liked this tweet. Could it be possible? Is there a little chance we are going to see Striker working for Crimson and his shark mafia (if Crim gets more sharks)

I don't know what to say but... yes! Bring it on. I wanna see the interactions of these two imps.

I wanna see Crimson TRY and want to have Striker's horns for trophies when all collapses... only for him to utterly FAIL.

#helluva boss #helluva boss season 2 #hb season 2 #helluva striker #striker #helluva boss striker #crimson #helluva crimson #helluva boss crimson #helluva boss theory #poor moxxie tho #his two worst enemies in the same room #and one of them is his own father! #helluva boss moxxie #helluva moxxie #moxxie

[moothemotherfucker]

“He can get hurt?”

#way to violently rip my heart out throw it on the ground and stomp on it #poor baby is so scared for his bf #ahhh the ending broke me #whyyyyy must you do this to me viv #if stolas dies that’s literally gonna be the end for me #helluva boss #stolitz #season 2 #blitzo #stolas goetia #striker #millie #moxxie #loona #stella goetia

[peppy-jester]

Sinsmas present, continued from here @rapid-as-sass-in-nation-team

Fizz really would have wanted to see Striker's reaction for the gift he send over. Most likely the jester would have pissed himself for laughing so hard, then get shot by the cowboy... but that would have been worth it! As for Chaz, he would have been hapy to see at least some of the present made the guy happy and would have personally apologised for the bad tasting gingerbread, he wasn't a baker anyway, nor a cook so-..

Fizz quickly checked the phone and saw the message from Robo Fizz, typing a reply back 'Looking good! Knew you'd like it~' he was happy that he chose that outfit for the other, now wishing he had one too.

With a chuckle, Fizz put his phone away just as Ozzie opened his present. The sins reaction made the jester smile wide, he was just happy to see Oz lked his present so-.. you know he didn't have to jump off a building because his feelings got hurt.

"Only the best for you Ozzie~" Fizz said with a joy in his voice, he was just so happy that Oz seemed to love the present he managed to get delivered here just in time. Otherwise there would have only been fizzy bathbombs to give.

Smile turned more soft as Oz cupped his face, he nuzzled slightly against the sins palm... soon looking somewhat confused. "Wait what-.. who? I'll fight that guy" there was short moment of silence followed by the longest "oooooooooooooh!" reaction as he realized Oz was talking about him and not some new Fizz he found in his life. What a great heartaack he almost had there.

"I mean-... why not both. Have some fizzzz in your bath and an actual Fizz" the jester pointed at himself in the end. "It'll be one of the fizziest bath you'll ever take" sure he had to flirt back because why not.

#IC;; #Sinsmas 2023 #rapid-as-sass-in-nation #No worries #like I said take your time with the replies #I'm patient~ #but now here I am laugh-crying at Striker's reaction #poor guy lmao

[drama-glob]

Poor Fizz not only had to deal with such physical abuse in "Oops," but verbal too (and emotional obviously :/). ;_; Just some of the remarks made got me so angry too, especially with Striker's, and I'm telling my friends as we're watching "But Fizz chooses to dress like that! Ozzie's not picking out his outfits, at least not to my knowledge," and "Fizz isn't a pet! He's Ozzie's partner and equal you monster!" It at least seems that some demons still don't see Fizz and Ozzie's relationship as romantic, even when they're literally ransoming Fizz off. :/ I imagine he doesn't get told such demeaning/scathing/hurtful things on any given day. :/ -_- I'm so immensely happy though that Fizz didn't follow the trope that if enough people say someone doesn't love you, then they start to question if it's real, but Fizz knows Ozzie loves him more than anything. ^_^<3<3<3

#fizzarolli #helluva boss fizzarolli #helluva boss ozzie #ozzie #helluva boss asmodeus #asmodeus #fizzmodeus #fizzarozzie #blitz #helluva boss blitzo #helluva boss blitz #blitzo #striker #helluva boss striker #grrr #helluva boss #vivziepop #poor fizz #gifs #gif set #observations #oops #helluva boss oops #;_; #Striker is a supremacist though>:(

[spicylove4ever]

About Helluva Boss: OOPS.

(SPOILERS AHEAD)

They say info-dumpings are bad... but this was a shock of pure drama and I loved it.

I used to not like Fizz at all, but thanks to this chapter not only he has my sympathy (the backstory) but my respect, since everyone who sees through Striker and can get under his skin does.

Sooooooooooo..... does this means Striker is not going to work for Crimson?

I hope so. I.M.P. can't exactly afford all their enemies to start an union.

#fizzarolli #blizo #helluva boss oops #helluva boss spoilers #striker #crimson #blitz is such a badass #and such a tragic one #so this is why barbie doesn't want to talk to him #poor blitz #fizz is also a badass

[twiggiesketches]

#helluva boss #helluva boss fanart #helluva boss striker #ive personally attacked myself with my own meme #baby girl #my poor little meow meow

[sinnamon-bxn]

"Don't bother trying your little eye trick on me. Those ropes aint gonna let you do anything."

#helluva spoilers #helluva boss #helluva stolas #helluva boss striker #striker #stolas x blitzo #blitzo #loona #poor puppy girl dont like the vet #also hello animators/reedus #you knew what you were doing in this scene for sure

[phantoms-lair]

A Wolf Among Thieves Part 1

"Hasegawa, been an age."

Zenkichi waved at the barkeep. "Been trying to stay on Akane's good side." There was a period of time after his wife's death that he'd tried to dull to pain with alcohol. It was brief because he'd realized it wasn't working before addiction had set in. But if he came home with alcohol on his breath, well, his daughter hadn't exactly been eager to give him the benefit of the doubt.

"You're not wrecking a good thing by being here are you?" The barkeep asked worriedly.

This was why he favored this bar. "She's on a school trip for the next week and I'm not planning on over indulging." Zenkichi admitted. "And I was wondering if I could try something new. A cocktail called a silver bullet."

"Sake not good enough for you, old timer." The barkeep teased.

Honestly between this and the kids what was with the cracks on his age? "Irony mostly." He admitted without explaining further. Wolf drinking a Silver Bullet? That was funny.

The good mood and comradery wasn't to last. A man who screamed 'thug' entered the bar with a goon on each side. "Yo Pops, you think good and hard about our generous offer?"

The Barkeep scowled. "I have no money for the likes of you."

"That's a real shame." the Thug sneered.

"Such a nice establishment should be protected from any...unfortunate things that might arise. This is your last warning" And time seemed to slow.

Zenkichi the fresh-face police officer would have tried to warn him off.

Zenkichi mourning his wife wouldn't have cared, as nothing mattered

Zenkichi the Public Security Officer would have goaded the punk into attacking him then claim self defense.

Wolf the Phantom Thief...

"This is your only warning." Zenkichi said calmly. "Leave and never come back, or you end up in worse shape than you were going to leave this bar in."

"That a threat?"

"No. A Warning." From now on a lone wolf or not my fangs will shred all evil His fist lashed out and smacked the guy in the throat. "And one you ignored. So sad for you."

The two body guards tried to attack him but Zenkichi dunked out of his chair to the floor. His knee hit the floor hard enough to bruise but not hard enough to stop him. He grabbed a bodyguard's face (a habit from grabbing the masks off shadows) and flung him aside.

Zenkichi's next swing went wide, scrapping his knuckles on the brick interior. He winced, but that wasn't even enough to slow him down. He had far worse, both in and out of the metaverse.

The other bodyguard tried to grab him, but Zenkichi smashed his head with his own and knocked him out like a light. The one he had flung aside looked like he was considering his options, but "If you wanted to run, you should have taken the chance I gave you."

The bodyguards head was forcefully introduced to the floor. And Zenkichi stood dusting his hands, the two bodyguards unconscious and their boss gasping for breath on the floor.

The barkeep whistled. "You fight like a man half your age." "All these cracks about my age."

Zenkichi groaned. "Have you called the police?"

"There's a box around the corner, so I thought I'd give you the chance to get some distance, Mr. Good Samaritan."

Right, as someone who'd been publicly arrested for harboring Phantom Thieves, his coworkers might not react as kindly to this as they once did. And truthfully, he was weighing his options on them still being coworkers for much longer. But he had a daughter to house and feed and wouldn't quit until he had something else lined up.

"At least let me settle my tab."

"You settled it quite solidly. Shoo." Zenkichi tipped his hat, but forgot he wasn't wearing one and just mimed the procedure Now I look even more like a dork and went home.

He thanked his lucky stars again that Akane was out of town, hopefully by then his knuckles would be too healed to notice and his knee could be blamed on his groan age.

He grabbed the bandages and the first aid ointment and washed the blood off his knuckles. Underneath was clean, unbroken skin.

"That's impossible." There was blood on his knuckles, after all. And he remembered scraping them, just as clearly as his knee- his knee that had stopped hurting sometime during the fight. A quick roll of his pants leg revealed no trace of a bruise. In fact a further inspection of himself revealed no injuries at all, including a small cut he knew he'd gotten yesterday.

Okay...this was...okay. Not bad. But he needed some answers or he was going to freak out. But who could he ask? He didn't want to bother the kids, not after everything. And that only left one person.

Zenkichi gripped the sink and stared himself in the eye, "Okay, Valjean. I sealed the contract, but apparently there were some terms and conditions I didn't get to read. I'm not going to renege, I don't regret it. But I'd like to read those terms and conditions now."

For a moment there was nothing and Zenkichi felt uncomfortably like he was just talking to himself, then the eyes in his reflection glowed gold.

"You forget, Hasegawa Zenkichi, that I am your spirit of rebellion made real." It said in the same voice that had berated him so condemningly.

"I haven't forgot it, I just don't know what it means."

"I am the part of yourself you tried to bury for two years, made into power by your acceptance of the truth and your resolve to seek justice."

"I know I know. But that's not what I need answers about."

"You fail to understand. I am a part of you, forged from your soul."

"I didnt forget I-"

"And therefore I know nothing you don't also know."

Oh. Well Fuck.

#Ghost Writing #Persona 5 #P5 #P5 Strikers #P5 Strikers Spoilers #Post Game #Zenkichi Hasegawa #Poor Wolf isn't out of the woods of weird stuff yet

[prettyboykatsuki]

Ari would you talk a bit more about how Sae can love you like someone born first, like an older brother with examples maybe? Only if you want to of course! You're one of the few people i trust with characterization so it's always a delightful experience to read how you view them!

yes!

its kind of hard for me to verbalize this ajkfdkjsf but i think older brothers tend to put a pressure on themselves to act a certain way even in the instances that their parents aren't putting outside pressure on them to succeed. this is effected by the gender of their younger sibling to an extent but it's just sort of an older sibling instinct.

a lot older brothers in relationships are sort of universally the same in relationships? they're not... nice. like that's not the word i would describe them with usually. kind but not nice. i think where rin can love you in a softer and more vulnerable way - sae is perpetually stone faced and almost a little cold around you to the point you have a hard time understanding his feelings

sae can love you like someone born first as in, he'll always look out for you, always give into you, and always be lenient towards you. he probably won't express any part of himself that openly like it won't show on his face but if you spend any time with him it's a bit obvious.

sae as a character i think values people who have a sense of independence and can accept him where he is - but contrarily i think he needs to be needed and the way he loves you reflects that conflict.

he'll do almost anything for you once he gets to that point in his own feelings but he won't approach you warmly or communicate these things to you at all lol. he has the distant kind of love that makes you feel like there's a wall between you and a debt you can't often repay.

to me that kind of stoicism and kindness feels very familiar to first born kids and big brother in general. this what i can do for you. i can love you practically and give you answer and solutions.

he seems like he needs to loved softly for that reason.

#return to sender #sae is a character who often contradicts himself #he acts arrogant but ultimately doesnt have the confidence to be a striker #he seems difficult and unreasonable but often utilizes his team and strengths on the field itself #his relationship to rin is full of it but i wont get into that #he is cold blunt and serious but ultimately not unfeeling #he recognizes he has weaknesses #a lot of rins characterization is a poor mimicry of his brother #rin is a senstive and soft kid #he acts the way he does because it's a shallow understanding of saes character #ANYWAYS. my point is that ultimately #sae is someone who takes on being a support more than anything else #and that aspect of him is very older brother to me. to be the pillar of someone elses goal lol

[sophfandoms53]

Absolutely hysterical to me that Striker can afford a whole statue of himself with a you know what but he cannot upgrade past a flip phone, and then he proceeds to do this-

amazing, i love him sm

#the fact that thing was already cracked and he just TOSSED it in anger #and it shattered #good job striker you broke it LMAO #sir why are you like this #of all characters he would have the flip phone #but that doesn’t make it less funny #all those angelic items and the light up signs and the statue #but poor mans can’t upgrade his phone #priorities i tell you what #also the “Yello?” IS living rent free #helluva boss #helluva boss spoilers #helluva boss striker #western energy

[manipulatorkaleidoscope]

And I thought my unhinged beyblade dreams were over but…

There was this movie

Where Phi was the villian ofc

But

It wasn’t like a normal beyblade “oh we will be battle you with pieces of plastic” because

the protagonists

were ✨magical girls✨

yes, you heard me right

✨magical girls✨

#Lmao who was in this magical girl squad you ask??? The only people I can remember of the top of my head where Valt and Bel but #I know that there were 6 other people making the grand total eight. Eight gremlins battling against just some guy with white hair #I think the cruelest part of the entire ordeal was that throughout the movie someone (It was either Aiger or Hyde) #Kept destroying all Phi’s stuff ( He had a bunny🥺🥺🥺… next scene dead😳😳 that poor bunny was stabbed 😞😞) #Most weird part?? At the climax Phi found Vyce (Omega strikers) and Octavia (Omega strikers) and they all fused together into some sort of #Acient deity. I know big shocker #Valt and company then proceeded to Beat said Deity by stabbing its shoulders. #Yes you heard me right. his shoulders 😭😭😭 #You know? I should stop questioning this dream. Dreams are weird in nature lol #beyburst #beyblade burst #phi beyblade

[frostninja007]

(Helluva Boss) Random Poll

#still healing #poor stolas #get well soon <3 #stella is a brat #andrealphus helluva boss #western energy #helluva boss season 2 #helluva boss stolas #stella goetia #helluva boss #future episodes #hb #2x04 #season 2 #helluva boss s2 #helluva boss spoilers #helluva spoilers #random poll #my heart still hurts for stolas #curious on Striker's past #awesome episode #well done vivziepop and co #vivziepop #vivziemind #vivzieverse #vivienne medrano

[snowyfrostshadows]

Morty was really nice.

The second he gets his microphone back, he creates a starring role for Luigi on the spot (as a mix of inspiration and appreciation for Luigi's star potential? Man's got a good eye)

And y'know, I think if Weegee hadn't been scared out of his mind, facing down real, actual fire, and been given actual direction/a better idea of what was going on, I think he'd be ecstatic to be in a monster movie as a monster

Dream come true right buddy?

I hope Morty gives him a copy of that movie. (Also really really nice I don't have to capture him for E. Gadd)

Polterkitty on the other hand...

Such a cool as heck ghost, in both forms, but man. Is it kicking my butt. I've managed one tail so far but oof. This. Is gonna take me awhile...

#snowy plays mario #kaiju fight also took awhile because I did not know how to do the second half and had to wait 24 hours on advice from my sister #anyways; from here on out i have zero idea of the rest of the ghosts and how to beat them #all i know is that there's an egyptian floor that i might need to get a revial bone for #and a gym ghost somewhere #other than that; i am going in blind and will probably die a whole lot more now #oh! i also really really liked the hall of movie posters #it was cute; /especially/ as i'd just watched an hour long video essay on punch out and could appreciate the nod more #and the strikers poster; that was neat #wonder if morty made all those movies displayed in the hall #deeply curious on a boo version of luigi's mansion #'mean green plumber man breaks into manors; destroys **** for money and gems and harasses poor innocent boos' #*wheezes* put like that; weegee's unknowingly been the star of a monster movie for yeeears lmao #he should get a copy of /that/ movie too