#poor harvey's about to break out the defibrillator on them

[duskentropy]

hmm... which villager would be the most interesting to write about interacting with my eldritch farmer first?

#WHY DO YOU NOT HAVE A HEARTBEAT #same #stardew valley #sdv #eldritch farmer #like my first thought would be shane since he says himself doesn't believe in magic then here comes this eldritch being #trying their best to blend in with all the other humans #all while forgetting to blink or breathe the entire time #elliot is like FINALLY SOME GOOD INSPIRATION #haley would love someone who doesn't need to blink for eye makeup practice #poor harvey's about to break out the defibrillator on them #abigail and sebastian just look at them and go #alex does not notice anything off about the new farmer #linus looks at them and thinks they're friend shaped #sam hands them a guitar and asks if they can play #farmer plucks one string and a window breaks #maru asks if they would consent to some scientific research #caroline hands them a cup of green tea and they eat the handle by accident #i might draw some of these ideas when im not sleep deprived