some guy on the street saw my pool boy at the vampire mansion t-shirt and was like “the joke is that vampires make good investment choices!” (???) and I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it’s actually about being used as a gay sex object <3
So summer's coming up and cuz I'm a nanny I'm gonna end up having to take the kids to the pool a lot, does anyone have any good swim binder or alternative recommendations? Really don't wanna be wearing a sports bra in public all summer.
people will commit crimes at public pools like right in front of you but at least you don't have to deal with the most annoying rich boys known to man like you do at private pools
Apropos of nothing, in AUs where Philippa gets to spend more time with her birth family and meets/knows Courtenay as Hal's boyfriend, I like to imagine her like this:
every time someone compliments my pool boy shirt in public I feel like they’re desperately trying to communicate telepathically at the same time and it’s like. I know. I know the 25,000 words you’re implying when you’ve only got 5 words or less to get your point across and the rest has to be done with insane eye contact. I know