#17: Season 3, Episode 18 -Â âStevensâ Manorâ
With the house to himself for the weekend, Louis decides to open up a bed and breakfast to afford a snowboarding trip for the gang! What could possibly go wrong?!
Iâve been meaning to tell you guys to ignore any typos in my reviews within the first day or so of them being posted. It takes a few read-throughs for me to catch any/all errors.Â
That being said...
This episode opens with the subplot. Although, this is yet another one where the subplot and main plot work together super well. Iâve noticed that this is becoming a theme with these higher-ranked episodes. Huummm.Â
It starts off with Ren spying on Ruby breaking up with some random guy Dexter. Her oh so serious, love of her life boyfriend of 4 days. Sounds about right. This show seriously nails how ridiculous middle school ~relationships~ truly are. Ruby is devastated, so Ren presents the idea of turning their upcoming weekend sleepover into girls night complete with nail polish, magazines and ice cream! Yeeee!
Ruby clearly shocked and offended by Dexterâs decision to end it. We donât actually hear the conversation, so this exaggerated expression really gets the point across.
It cuts to Louis, Twitty, Tawny, and Tom (who I will refer to as âthe gangâ from this moment forward) discussing how badly they want to go snowboarding at some lodge. Tawny estimates that itâd cost around $200 per-person, and I mean, what 13-year-olds have that sort of money laying around? Iâm a grown adult and I canât even afford Starbucks on some days. So, yeah. To any sane person, the idea would be totally off the table and seem completely farfetched... But not to Louis Stevens!! Heâs all âOh, itâs no problemâ as he runs to answer a call on the schoolâs payphone, which is the millionth thing that closet space next to the stairs has been used for. The call is from someone looking to book a reservation at Stevensâ Manor. I really hope that payphone has a different number than the school and that Louis didnât give out Lawrence Jr. Highâs number as the contact info for âStevensâ Manor.â I canât.Â
He explains to the gang that Steve and Eileen are going away for their anniversary, Donnie has an away game, and Ren is sleeping at Rubyâs... which means heâs got la casa all to himself. Twitty asks how heâs gonna get his parents to actually let him stay home alone though... and like??? I know that Louis can get a little crazy, but does he really need a freaking babysitter or something? Actually, wait. What am I talking about?! He immediately seized the âhome aloneâ opportunity to turn the house into a bed and breakfast. Here we go again with the give Louis Stevens an inch and he will take 100,000 miles trope, lol. His plan is to fake cry to Eileen about wanting to come with her and Steve and not wanting to stay alone, before deciding to be ~strong~ and stick it out. Steve even calls Louis a âsoldierâ for it, haha. Okay. Whatever works I guess! Iâd like to point out this kinda ugly transition they do of Louis smirking about his plan, to the moment where heâs actually executing it. Itâs so weird looking omg.Â
That morph tho. I guess the editing job isnât too bad for 2002... but dang, itâs just slightly unsettling to me lol.Â
I like how this episode basically jumps right into the plot asap! Weâre only two minutes in at this point and the BnB transformation is already underway! Eileen and Steve ultimately leave and trust Louis to man the fort of course, and the birth of Stevensâ Manor happens the second theyâre out the door -- courtesy of a short montage. Louis mustâve been preparing for this bed and breakfast idea for a long while, just waiting around for the opportunity -- because he has shirts embroidered with a fancy âSMâ ready to go for him and his friends to wear! Heâs even set up the technology to accept credit cards. Louis Stevens does not play!Â
The first guests arrive and Iâm assuming itâs supposed to be a joke when Louis greets them âWelcome to Stevensâ Manor! You must be the Mannings!â lol. The Mannings are an older couple made up of a âfellow Louâ Louis and his wife Edna. This information is vital for later on. When theyâre shown to their room, (which is Louisâ bedroom transformed into the âLincoln Bedroomâ lol) Edna says âThis is even cozier than the pictures we saw on the internet!â WOW!!! Louis really did have this planned! He probably whipped out a www.stevensmanor.com domain for this. How did he rearrange and clean his room with enough time to take the photos, post them, and get hits on the website (in 2002, mind you) without his parents noticing though? That stuff took tiiiime back then. Not to mention cleaning that filthy room of his would require the help of a garbage company! Oh, well. Thatâs an irrelevant detail. I told you heâd been preparing for this moment!Â
Where did he get that bust of Lincoln (see 2 photos up) and that painting too? I searched out of curiosity and found this near-exact bust which costs $850!!!!! That thing better be some cheap plastic knock off because something tells me Louis somehow spent more money on making the place look legit than heâll ever make back from it lol.Â
The next guest is a woman named Mrs. Colepepper. What is up with these writers and throwing the word âpepperâ into last names? We already have Ryan Zellpepper and now weâve got this lady lol. I also just realized that both of these characters are black... not that that means anything at all. Itâs just randomly sort of interesting imo.Â
The last main guests are a pair of twin teenage boys and their parents. Now, Even Stevens is good at not double casting people (a.k.a being weird and having the same actors play two or more different characters throughout the series and hope the audience doesnât notice) -- But they messed up here and I gotta call it out!! Theyâre acting like this is the first time weâve seen these twins, but they actually already made an appearance as LJH students back in Season 2! Their first appearance is literally sooo brief that only a weird superfan like me would notice, but yeah.Â
The twins in this episode.
The twins in Season 2! We havenât covered this episode yet so I feel really weird including a screenshot but.. lol.Â
Thereâs this short scene where Louis introduces Tawny as the Manorâs âhuman jukeboxâ because apparently sheâs a piano wiz and knows âall kinds of songsâ (Also, whereâd Louis get the grand piano?! haha) One of the twins sarcastically asks âDoes she know âI hate it here, we shouldâve gone to Hawaiiâ?â And Tawny adlibs a song âI hate it here, we shouldâve gone to Hawaii, where they say Aloha and roast little piggies!â This one line always gets stuck in my head. Always. Iâm tempted to continue writing additional lyrics just to give myself more to sing.
Thereâs also a fantastic bit here of Tom arguing with Mrs. Colepepper about the pulp in her orange juice. I canât even explain it, all you have to know is that itâs amazing. Also, Louis tells the twins to check out the âRec Roomâ and hands them two ping-pong paddles. Theyâre like âAll you have is a ping-pong table?â and Louis says âYeah... Well... I never said anything about a table. So.â IT ALWAYS GETS ME! Itâs such a small line, but I love it. ALSO Beans is the BnBâs âlicensed masseuse.â Right. Â
At Ren and Rubyâs sleepover, Ruby gets a make up call from Dex and they talk on the phone all giggly for an hour and a half. Ren is fed up and decides to head home. Safe to say Ren was in for a surprise when Mrs. Colepepper was asleep in her bed...Â
Louis tries to explain the situation to her and of course, Ren is vehemently against it until she sets her eyes on the ~gorgeous~ twins. As theyâve already stated -- The twins hate it there, so she catches them juuust as theyâre about to check out. Ren literally referred to these guys by name in S2. They were some weird names like âMosh and Stoshâ?! lol, Smosh. But now sheâs acting like itâs the first time sheâs ever seen them in her life and it always bothered meeeeee.Â
Something that kills me about this bit is when their father says âThe boys just arenât happy here. I kinda have to agree with them. Your kiddie pool hardly qualifies as an âaquatic centerâ so...â -- LOUIS REALLY PUT âAQUATIC CENTERâ as a selling point knowing that all he had was a kiddie pool.
Imagine showing up to a BnB where this is the advertised âaquatic center.â I am dying of laughter. First the nonexistent Rec Room, now this. I can just hear Gordon Ramsay ripping this place apart on an episode of Hotel Hell.
Ren immediately tries to persuade the twins to stay for obvious reasons by bribing them with lame board games, but they apparently reciprocate her attraction and decide to stay. The fictional board game they pick to play is The Organ Donor Game (sounds like a fun time???) and itâs so suggestive. Ren says âOoo! You landed on my kidney. Thatâs gonna cost ya! No cheating and... Hands off my pancreasâ in the most sultry voice ever. Like... WHAT?! The doorbell rings while theyâre playing and itâs Ruby coming over to apologize, but she too decides to stay at the Stevensâ once she sees the twins. Wow. I love how a fan is always conveniently there to blow Rubyâs hair dramatically whenever she sees a guy she likes. Â
It happened the moment she developed a crush on Louis, too. And, uh... Didnât Ruby JUST GET BACK TOGETHER with Dexter like, an hour ago? Â
Meanwhile, Beans is giving Louis Manning a massage by walking on his back in hiking boots??? Beans just further solidifying his place as âThe Worstâ in my heart. Old Louis (which is what Iâll call him now I guess) gets his back thrown out thanks to their wonderful, 8-year-old, obviously not licensed masseuse. This place is a lawsuit waiting to happen.Â
Eileen decides to call home and check in with Louis, which creates one of my favorite situations everrrrrrr in the series. Yâall know I love when shows highlight the comedic side of miscommunication, and this is probably Even Stevensâ best stab at it. Edna is the one who answers Eileenâs call and all hell breaks loose when Eileen asks for Louis. âLouis hurt his back, heâs in a great deal of pain right now.â Edna explains. And Eileen says âYou tell him Iâll be there in two hours and that I love him very much!!â Of course, Edna thinks Old Louis is cheating on her with some woman named Eileen and itâs great.Â
Louis (Stevens lol) overhears the conversation and starts freaking out because how the hell are they gonna get all of the guests out of the house and revert it back to the way it was when itâs only midnight? Thatâs when Ren gets the brilliant idea (no seriously, itâs brilliant) to set all of the clocks forward to 7am checkout time! Oh my freaking god. Most of the guests have only been asleep for an hour or so, and suddenly theyâre being told breakfast is ready. Itâs absolutely hilarious! âSkies will be mostly... darkâ Ren informs them of the daysâ weather, omg.Â
Thereâs no way they have enough time to serve everyone a full breakfast, so they shove all the food into a blender and give it to the guests as the âDeluxe Breakfast Combo To-Go!â Seriously, Gordon Ramsay would have a field day with this.
They pretty much scream at the guests to âmove it!â and get outta the house at midnight while theyâre all still in their pajamaâs and disoriented. Even if it was 7am, this is some terrible service. At this point, Iâd give Stevensâ Manor a generous zero stars on Yelp. Â
Amazingly, they get everyone out with enough time to hustle and clean up the house before Steve and Eileen get back! *Whew!* Louis and Ren scramble to explain the whole Enda lady who answered the phone situation and claim that sheâs the school nurse. Steve is so confused, âThe school nurse made a house call in the middle of the night?!â Honestly, though. Suddenly Edna walks back in the front door âExcuse me, I forgot my umbrella.â Haha. Thatâs when she and Eileen have their final brush with miscommunication. Eileen is all âThank you for taking care of Louis!â and Edna says âWell, let me tell you something, Eileen. I have dedicated my entire life to taking care of Louis, so let me give you a little warning... STAY AWAY FROM HIM!âÂ
Steve: âThese school nurses are so protective...âÂ
Steve and Eileen decide to head upstairs and go to bed immediately, to Louis and Renâs relief -- which actually made me realize something... Where do Steve and Eileen sleep?! From what weâve seen of the upstairs it seems to only have a bathroom and Louis, Ren, and Donnieâs rooms! Iâve never seen space or a door for a third bedroom up there! Omg. Maybe they have a secret bedroom in a hidden attic or something? Hey! They had a giant secret cave underneath their house. Itâs possible.Â
The final minute bit of this episode is great. Steve and Eileen are watching some local news program and Mrs. Colepepper happens to be the host. She shares her experience at Stevensâ Manor and how sheâll never forget it in a strangely positive review segment. The best line is when she says âI donât normally sleep through the night, but when my head hit the pillow -- the next thing I knew, it was morning!â HAHAHAHA. She makes a point to mention the âhip, young staffâ and shows a picture of the gang (see cover photo.) And yeah. Steve blows a gasket.Â
THE END!
This is a great episode. I mean, really. Itâs super memorable, funny, and itâs an awesome episode for the cast as an ensemble. I cracked up countless times writing this review! It definitely gets a lot of âiconicâ points for sure. I just personally prefer episodes that have more of a story to them and focus on the characters. As great as this episode is, itâs definitely one of those wacky plots that could only make sense in crazy Season 3. But I gotta give it to them... This is such a wild and elaborate plot, but they somehow make you believe that Louis couldâve actually pulled this off irl. Iâm sure there were some impressionable kids out there who entertained the idea of doing something similar themselves, lol. I want yâall to know that #17 isnât a âbadâ spot by any means. I feel like I say this a lot, but at this point in the countdown, everything seriously is pretty much top notch. Iâm simply arranging the best of the best in an order I hope is both personal and objective. Itâs a difficult line to straddle, believe me.
To top off the review, Iâve added not one -- but two Stevensâ Manor designs to the Redbubble shop!! AYYYYYYYYY! I got carried away. Iâm actually really excited about these, haha! Ya can now get the main âStevensâ Manorâ design and the employee logo design printed on whatevaaa you want. Doing these reproductions of things that exist within the showsâ universe is so fun. Iâm really trying my best to get as close to the way they appear on screen as I possibly can (with my limited photoshop skillz)
Theyâre available in the shop now! Yay!
Thanks for reading!!
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