#pizzaforensics

[shefatalesarch]

✐ ( jessica hamby )

send me a ✐ for a random sentence starter from my muse (1-1500) — tw: profanity, mild nsfw, long list

SHE KNEW HOW THIS WOULD SOUND and that it no doubt would seem insanity but at the same time. her life had changed for the better mostly and while there were definitely complicated things to cover when it came to being with jason one thing that was not? her feelings for him. except that something always seemed to get in the way for them as she stepped forwards, pour it out jessica. it was now or never. “come to live with me, and die with me, and everything with me…” it was a rushed pace of words blurted by a worried and nervous woman. but it was out in the open.

#pizzaforensics #* ˖ · JESSICA HAMBYS ╱ threads ❣

[dadukos]

𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 — st. peter's bar & grill, ashford, ca. 𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 — jason stackhouse.

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄 𝐒𝐋𝐈𝐏𝐒 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒 𝐓𝐎𝐎 𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐈𝐋𝐘 — not slow enough for her brain to realize what's happening, and so when she reaches to grab it back up again the glass cuts into her skin, a sharp pain attached, and her absent-minded voice turning into a muffled ❝ motherfu —— ! ❞. fred bites her lips, clumsily reaches for a roll of absorbing paper she uses, and meets the eyes of the customer just on the other side of the counter. she huffs, then puts on a smile — bloodied hand in her clutch, all of it quite comical really, if not terribly impractical. ❝ well, uh — ❞, fred laughs nervously, points at the liquor shelf behind her. ❝ any chance you wanna pour yourself whatever it is you wanna drink ? ❞ — @pizzaforensics.

#pizzaforensics #𝐅𝐓 — jason stackhouse. #𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐄 — rage is a quiet thing ( main ). #hi ! i hope this works ? if not lmk and we'll think of something different :) #q.

[nklsdttr]

i think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

" ... you know , jason . . . " rising of beer bottle to clink against the neck of his . she mentally reminds herself to come out to bon temps more often , especially merlotte's : despite the annoyance of gawking humans . " i couldn't agree more ... now please tell me y'r down to share 'n' order of gator bites with me ! "

#pizzaforensics #☾ 𝐍𝐄𝐗𝐔𝐒 𝐕𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐈 * ... / in character . #☾ 𝐍𝐄𝐗𝐔𝐒 𝐕𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐈 * ... / answer . #☾ 𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐄 * ... / true blood .

[drkroots-a]

          @pizzaforensics

               A small giggle as fingernails tapped against interrogation table, not that she could really do much considering that the local authority had her cuffed. “Your friend’s a little mean.” Roof of mouth was quickly clicked with tongue. “We gotta stop meeting like this, Stackhouse. What can you do to get me outta here?”

#[ 🐺 ] ; CRYSTAL MCHARVEY / INTERACTIONS #pizzaforensics

[crosseddestiny]

rules: answer the questions with song titles from one artist!

name of the artist i selected: kaleo what is your gender?: no good: You better start running When you hear the man coming Won't do you no good describe yourself: hot blood: You wanna prove you're the better man You wanna reach for the things that nobody can Oh all you need is to break away, yeah Just keep telling yourself there's no shame how do you feel?: way down we go: Oh, 'cause they will run you down, down 'til the dark Yes and they will run you down, down 'til you fall And they will run you down, down 'til you go Yeah, so you can't crawl no more if your life was a tv show, what would it be called?: automobile: Take me where the wheels take me, far away Wheels take me, I can't stay Wheels take me, any place today if you could go anywhere, where would it be?: into my mother's arms: Into my mother's arms Oh, just feels like a child Just like a child Into my mother's arms, where I Where I shall belong Where I won't be home who is/describe your best friend: i can't go on without you: Well, you know what they say, it's It's better that way, so So, you better hush and walk away your favourite time of day?: i want more: So light, hold back the night, wait until it's right But then you fold your hand into mine Watch as the waves, fall back into place Just don't you leave me there wanting more what is life to to you?: save yourself: Tell your secrets to the night You do yours and I do mine So we won't have to keep them all inside relationship status?: all the pretty girls: All alone, alone again No one lends a helping hand I have waited, I have waited what do you fear?: broken bones: Some might say I talk loud, see if I care Unlike them, don't walk away from my fear I've busted bones, broken stones, looked the devil in the eye

tagged by: stole it! tagging: @imtiredofbeingafraid @theseancekid @viictorvandort @icarusplunged (you pick!) @webdget @paraphysics @pizzaforensics @feilien @amcthystdreams (you pick!) and you!

#headcanons || manfred #//k no but this was a lot of fun?? and i might end up doing this for all my muses at some point! or soon. lol #also it was hard to pick between kaleo and lord huron but kaleo won.

[diiamondheart]

YOUR TOP THREE INTELLIGENCES !

BODY MOVEMENT: You like to move, dance, wiggle, walk, and swim. You are likely good at sports, and you have good fine motor skills. You may enjoy taking things apart and putting them back together. Incorporating body movement into your learning will help you process and retain information better.  MUSICAL: You like the rhythm and sound of language. You like poems, songs, and jingles. You enjoy humming or singing along with music. You probably remember things well when they are associated with music or rhythm. Try to incorporate sounds into your lessons, such as using a familiar tune, song, or rap beat to teach spelling rules, or to remember words in a series for a test.  SELF: You have a very good sense of self. You like to spend time by yourself and think things over. You will often take in information from another person, mull it over by yourself, and come back to that person later to discuss it. You like working on projects on your own. You often prefer to learn by trial and error. Effective techniques to enhance your learning include keeping a journal and giving yourself time to reflect on new ideas and information

tagged by: stole from my other blog. tagging: @pizzaforensics @butscrewmefirst @godricofgaul @videonastycore​

#━━ ♡ I’VE GOT A DIAMOND HEART [ STUDY. ] #this is accurate!

[pizzaforensics]

#PIZZAFORENSICS — independent, selective, and private JASON STACKHOUSE from true blood and the sookie stackhouse series by Charlaine Harris. established 07, february 2016; leashed by char ( she/her, 27, pst ) please read rules before following. WARNING: triggering and mature material will be present; dni if not 21+.

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[taintedone]

OLD HOLLYWOOD AESTHETICS 

engraved   cigarette   case:   romantic   evenings,   golden   hour,   vintage   furniture,   darks   and   neutrals,   beautiful   perfumes,   candlelight,   charcuterie   boards   and   expensive   wine,   capsule   closets,   minimal   makeup,   throws   the   best   cocktail   parties,   a   city   dweller

convertible:   makes   each   day   fun   and   exciting,   always   planning   a   trip,   not   afraid   of   getting   lost,      uses   a   tote   bag   or   backpack   everyday,   takes   the   best   photos,   plane   tickets   as   bookmarks,   picture   frames   all   around   their   home,   many   stories   to   tell

datebook:   clean   and   organized,   chic   yet   sensible,   usually   takes   leadership,   never   falls   behind,   good   at   public   speaking,   strong   and   well-developed   opinions,   gives   the   best   advice,   fountain   pens,   tweed   coats,  hardcover   books, hangs   out   in   the   library

vanity:   puts   on   makeup   just   for   fun,   names   their   pets   after   flowers,   photo   shoots   around   the   house,   collects   vintage   trinkets,   casually   researches   skin   and   hair   care,   buys   books   for   the   pretty   cover,   drinks   fruity   and   floral   teas,  a   weekly   bath   night

sunglasses:   quiet   and   private,   has   a   secret   spot,   always   a   little   distracted,   daily   yoga,   infused   water,   a   collection   of   healthy   recipes,   looks   for   shapes   in   the   clouds,   collects   seashells   or   minerals,   prefers   sunrises,   makes   comfy   clothes   look   fashionable

(faux)   fur   coat:   goes   shopping   everyday,   ice   cold   exterior,   would   never   talk   about   their   problems,   lives   alone   and   loves   it ( applies to verses where he doesn’t have children ) ,   thinks   romance   is   fun   but   not   essential,   luxury   vacations,   black   coffee,   stays   up   late,   quietly   loves   gossip,   exclusively   wears   heels

martini   glass:   goes   to   parties,   acrylic   nails,   loves   to   flirt,   friendly   and   social,   aesthetic   chameleon,   a   playlist   for   every   mood,   wants   to   try   everything,   far   too   many   clothes,   always   the   center   of   attention,  seen   as   intimidating   but   actually   really   nice

a   little   pet:  gets   excited   on   sunny   days,  gives   the   best   hugs,  fiercely   loyal,  falls   a   lot,   not   easily   embarrassed,   makes   everybody   laugh   and   feel   loved,  ice   cream   cones,   picnics   in   the   park,   blowing   bubbles,   pro-stickers,   a   complicated   coffee   order

hair   bow:  playing   footsie   under   the   table,   likes   fireworks,   hums   romantic   songs,   dances   alone   in   their   room,   constantly   makes   up   stories   in   their   head,   loves   to   eat   sweets,   uses   many   colored   pens   and   highlighters,   always   cheerful

Tagged by: No one Tagging: @mortuam @monstires ( Thor ) @heroreluctant​ @sunsymbols​ @demonstigma​ @iincantatorum​ @pizzaforensics​

#/ BORN FROM TRAGEDY / ( introspection ) #/ ALL OUT OF BAD OMENS / ( queue )

[sharpenurdamnknife]

WHAT FLAVOR IS YOUR SOUL ?

Honey

"sugared mel e lingua serpentis." sugared honey from a serpent's tongue. oh dearest, look how you gleam. how the sunlight dances off your shoulders, how the heavens shine across your wingtips. but you are hollow, hollow, hollow. even the taste of nectar can choke a man. sometimes the sweetest flowers hide the sharpest poison. you lie to yourself, the worst lie of all. you needn't be so obsessed with perfect. the greatest beauty lies in our faults. do you think the moon apologizes for their mara? no, their craters add to their glow. my dear, breathe. you are not an island, breathe, before the honey drowns you. you wish to be lovely, you long to be loved. but did aphrodite trade her powers for perfection? she did not. you can be beautiful, and also whole. be whole above anything else dear. a heart of diamonds is worth nothing if inchor oozes from it. inward. look within and question how well do you know yourself? little petal are you trying to be a god? why? can a god bloom from sullen soil? no. you are whole as you are.

Tagged by @pizzaforensics​

#very very accurate!

[perfectdespair]

WHEN HARRY MET SALLY | ACCEPTING @pizzafcrensics​​ asked: i came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. (lizzy)

Lizzy hadn’t known who to expect when she had answered the door. Angel, Spike, and Eric, they all liked to check in on her without warning. But she hadn’t been expecting to see Jason, she hadn’t seen him in weeks. As he stood on her porch, the early evening moon illuminating his dark eyes, Lizzy thought that she knew exactly what he meant. Her grip on the open door loosened and she looked at him, seeking confirmation.

“You want to spent the rest of your life with me?” It wasn’t as though she hadn’t had men tell her that before. But it had never been so genuine. “Are you sure?”

#[ went about my business through the warning signs | jason stackhouse | lizzy ] #[ answered ask ] #pizzafcrensics #pizzaforensics

[drkroots-a]

@pizzaforensics​ said: “You’re just trying to get on my good side.” (Crystal)

          true blood sentence starters

               A small light chuckle as she leant against her not-legally-borrowed vehicle. “Well, you got me there, officer. But at least I was only going a little bit over the speed limit. Couldda been a hell of a lot worse, couldn’t it? Least I’m not peddlin’ the vamp blood in and out of town.” Lips were pressed together. “How about we wrap this up and we can both be on our way?”

#[ 🐺 ] ; CRYSTAL MCHARVEY / INTERACTIONS #pizzaforensics #[ 🌙 ] ; answered

[sharpenurdamnknife]

@pizzaforensics Jason and Pipers faces 99.99 % of trublood.

#вεαυтү qυεεη : Face #jason and piper

[taiintedone]

THE  MUSE  AS  THE  ZODIAC  SIGNS

bold what applies to your muse. italicize what applies sometimes. strike what is never applicable.

ARIES: bonfires, competitiveness, hand veins, loud laughs, messy hair, sneaking out at 2am, abandoned beaches, stray dogs, candle lights, body language, creaking floorboards, ouija boards, having no regrets, karaoke nights out

TAURUS: house plants, oversized sweaters, soft hands, fuzzy socks, visiting big cities, snoozing your alarm clock, the colour yellow, vanilla scented candles, aloe vera, fruit smoothies, baking cookies, the mom friend, loves the ukulele

GEMINI: femme fatale movies, in love with female villains, sharp eyeliner, quick-witted, does things out of spite, do no harm but take no shit, in love with dogs, probably cries during sad movies but won’t admit it, easily excited, ripped jeans

CANCER: mermaids, easily infatuated by love, smelling flowers, picnics in open fields, gets sad when thinking about the past, impressed easily, daydreaming in class, plucking fresh fruit, loves skirts and fashion, would die for their friends

LEO: confident in what they do, kill them with kindness, high ponytails, probably wants to visit paris once, not afraid to tell the truth, in love with cute animals, the one to lift others up, good at teamwork, the warm feeling of summer, dragons

VIRGO: pastel markers, the smell of lavender, has an welcoming vibe around them, actually organized, scrunchies, neat notes, loves going to museums, probably into photography, neutral colours, handwritten letters, stardust

LIBRA: soft blankets, cuddling the ones you love, always standing up for your friends, hopeless romantic, can be very distant, can be a little dramatic, pretty hair, dresses nicely, tries to be popular on social media, optimistic, humorous

SCORPIO: cottages in the woods, in love with greek mythology, vintage t-shirts, really emotional but doesn’t want anyone to know, determined, moonlight, pretty handwriting, into the retro aesthetic, rainy days, doesn’t judge people, cats

SAGITTARIUS: always ready for an adventure, street smart, wants to travel the world someday, doesn’t easily trust people, alcohol, paintbrushes, can’t sit still, untied shoelaces, tangled up earphones, blasting music at midnight, eye-gazing

CAPRICORN: cold aura, coffee is what keeps them going, probably haven’t slept in two days, actually a big softie, high-waisted jeans, cute pet videos, small apartments, has too many notebooks, often goes to the library, writing essays

AQUARIUS: loves to paint and do any kind of art, wants to live at the seaside, knows a lot of random facts, shares food, messy notes, bullshits an entire essay, graffiti, has their own distinct style, wants to live their life like they want to

PISCES: old teddy bears, unsent love letters, mom-jeans, loves to sing, feels at home by the ocean, writes poetry, hard-workers, always up for deep conversations, probably did the stupid thing, open curtains, a soft breeze

Tagged by: @eisiramdeus ( thank you!  ) Tagging: @feardrawn @nobilitylost @endlessdrifter ( Chris ) @fatherofthevortex​ @khozmoh​ @pizzaforensics @fidelissimi and anyone who stumbles upon this

#// It's hard being lonely // ( CHARACTER STUDY ) #// Bandage hands and black eyes // ( AESTHETICS ) #// Moon watching // ( QUEUE )

[drkroots-a]

@pizzaforensics​ said: “That’s a fuck of a day.” (Deacon)

          true blood sentence starters

               “You can say that again.” And with those few words, bottle of beer in hand was completely frozen over again and placed on the bar of the grill house to be pushed to the side. “It really has been one fuck of a fuck of a fuck of a day. It can fuck right off, to be honest.”

#[ ❄️ ] ; DEACON DALLAS / INTERACTIONS #pizzaforensics #[ 🌙 ] ; answered

[drkroots-a]

@pizzaforensics​ said: “I was very clear on how to use it, it ain’t my fault he didn’t listen.” (Cody)

          true blood sentence starters

               “I think you and me have very fucking different ideas of what clarity is.” Was the comment necessary? No. But he had to get his word in before revving the engine of the shitty little cop car and speeding off, after the other had only just made it in. “But while we’re at it though.” He paused to focus on the road, followed by a hard turn into the right lane. “You wanna tell me what the fuck that was all about?”

#[ 🐺 ] ; CODY ROMAN / INTERACTIONS #pizzaforensics #[ 🌙 ] ; answered

[sharpenurdamnknife]

@pizzaforensics​ I found a thing....

#piper and jason #c; jason #pizzafcrensics