#pig in shit

[sea-critter]

found in a squat in an abandoned housing development, 2023

#urban decay #collage #squatting #crust punk #diy punk #diy #collage mural #wallpaper #squatters #abandoned buildings #urban reclamation #deer #antlers #this shit was cool #i would go back tbh but it was too much of a hot spot #pigs all over and lots of ppl claiming territory

[thelone-copper]

WHOOOO MISSED HIM???????

He’s the silliest ever,,,,,I missed drawing him I’m ngl

ALSO WOWZERS MOB ZACH IS FUCKIN RAD AS HELL— I’d imagine him being very mf good with meat hooks so of course I drew his scary ass with some🤭🤭🤭

#I’m not sure how Colt and Zach would get along I’m ngl #of course Colt is all cuddly n shit with animals when he’s alone with them because it’s in his natuRE #and ye s—- Colt gets royally embarrassed every time Zach walks in on him baby talking the pigs while they munch away on his skin #it’s not like he’s not used to getting chewed on anyway couGH ROB COUGH #but anywaY mob Zach is fuckin S teir and looks like a sassy hoe I love him #mob Zachary #mob Betsy #welcome home oc #welcome home #welcome home mob au #mob colt cattlemen #welcome home mob au fanart

[420technoblazeit]

EVERYBODY HSUT THE FUCK UP AND REBLOG 7K NOTE SAD GAY PINING CROWLEY

#the pig squeals #soryr i just realized i still had big tumblr posts abuot. you know who. on this blog im gonna replace all of htem with supernatural shit

[ctommy-chileno]

Technoplane!

#i cant draw pigs for shit #most animals tbh #tommyinnit #super modded minecraft smp #or however its called

[shiftythrifting]

Various finds at antique stores on Mainstreet in Hopkins, MN, featuring what happens when the women no longer want you and the fish no longer fear you, gay tortoises (note the limp wrist on the rightmost tortoise), furby bucket, the worst seashell salt/pepper shakers, pocket pokemon, plastic mounted faces, pigs for all occasions, and a peach or pumpkin who makes me uncomfortable.

#shiftythrifting #submission #thrifting #sillisculpt #tortoises #furby #seashells glued to shit #pokemon #pigs #trypophobia #furblings

[lady-lycany]

May I present to you: The Wlof

#I'm sorry but this is hilarious to me #that's the funniest looking picture of a wolf that I've ever seen. #looks right out of the peppa pig universe or some shit #werewolfkin #wolfkin #wolf therian #lycanthrope #caninekin #otherkin #therian

[bittersweetbeet]

They are a package deal

Do NOT seperate

Bonus Duo:

#this is the cutest shit ever #also this isn’t a nitpick or anything but I find it hilarious that they made red’s ’partner’ in this to be his pig #when they could’ve used like. #purple. #IDK ITS JUST REALLY FUNNY TO ME #animator vs animation #animation vs minecraft #alan becker

[thedreadvampy]

The thing is. Bad/gross food is rarely a DISH - when food is bad it's because it's been badly made, whether because of skills or available ingredients. but a dish p much only exists recognisably and has a name because someone likes at least one version of it.

which is to say. there isn't really a way of naming a dish, school of dishes or specific food culture and going EW ISN'T THIS DISH UNILATERALLY CONCEPTUALLY DISGUSTING without denigrating quite a lot of people.

like you don't have to like it in any form. but it's eaten and shared because it's good to a not insubstantial number of people when cooked right.

(and I don't really understand how you approach that with total incuriosity when it's a dish you haven't tried like. ARE rocky mountain oysters good? Maybe! I would very much eat some to find out!!!!)

this is actually something the British food poll did in a way the American ones I've seen haven't really - they described how the food they're imagining is, specifically, badly prepared (grey meat and veggies; unseasoned shepherd's pie). which is wildly tipping the scales by calling it British Food but. like. that is an on point definition of why that food is gross.

(this also applies to American chocolate, which like. Broad category but I think most of us understand this refers to low-cocoa high-sugar chocolate, probably with bucolic acid. so we are being invited to imagine Badly Made Chocolate not. the concept of chocolate)

personally I just think it's very rarely a good or funny idea to shittalk how gross any given food culture is. partly because food is important and culturally evocative for most people, partly because it's very...alienating? to be like WHO COULD EAT SUCH A THING? just because you wouldn't, and largely because to be frank it says more about you than about the food that you have so little imagination or curiosity that you can't imagine why a food might be enjoyable to folks who aren't you.

yes this includes jello salad, I would like to try it. ONCE. if it wasn't appealing to someone it wouldn't be so widespread.

#red said #like. as if talking shit about people for eating offal or offcuts particularly hasn't always been hugely loaded in race and class terms #ewww can you believe filipinos eat tripe. can you believe Chinese people eat pig feet? #YEAH I CAN AND YOU SHOULD TOO. Those are normal parts of an animal to eat and it's weird that you think it's weird #but it's also. a really common racist trope right? like. how often does racist rhetoric mention food being 'weird' or 'smelling bad'? #because shitting on someone's food and calling it gross is a really good shortcut to shitting on them and their cultures #implying they're dirty or animalistic or cruel or undiscerning or have bad taste #this isn't crying RACISM AGAINST WHITE PPL btw #just saying. maybe in general we should shut the fuck up about finding entire schools of cooking gross #and it's interesting you know. bc Americans in the notes of the American food posts recognise there are race and class sensitivities there #but not that there might be similar sensitivities around mocking another country's food

[everysongineverykey]

red guy holding/showing off his tiny friends: a compilation that makes my heart melt every time i see it

#dhmis #don't hug me i'm scared #if you are quite tall and red and made of string and you have friends who are a yellow pig and a talking crow-like thing #you are required by LAW to Hold Them Gentle Like Hamburger. when you're not beating the shit out of them over stupid shit that is <3 #red guy will read the sentence 'don't hug me i'm scared' and go 'is anyone gonna hug those scared tiny creatures' #and not even wait for an answer💙

[gotstabbedbyapen]

Circe: *gestures at the pen* You see those pigs?

Odysseus: Yeah?

Circe: If you can point out the ones that are your soldiers, you guys can leave here.

Odysseus:

Odysseus: You know what, I'll just cut the losses and go.

#circe #odysseus #greek goddesses #greek deities #greek heroes #homer's odyssey #the odyssey #epic the musical #epic the circe saga #can apply to both the epic poem and the musical #imagine Circe wants more shits and giggles and make Odysseus find his crewmate from the pig pen

[harmslength]

(Mostly) NSFW Headcanons Part III

Disclaimer: Slight spoilers so be warned. Just covering movies I have seen or characters I know enough about to judge. This is just for funsies, just my own personal opinions, so it’s totally okay if you disagree. Fully aware how much of an ass I’m being. Horny hater at my core.

Disco Pigs (2001) | Enda Walsh, Kirsten Sheridan - Darren

• starting out strong with THE freak of freaks

• not to state the obvious but.. possessive, dominating, jealous asf but also loyal asf

• Incel ass behavior, would definitely have a Reddit account, frequent user of 4chan.

• would jerk off to hentai titties if he could

• would probably ask you to do the ahegao face during sex…

On the Edge (2001) | John Carney - Jonathan Breech

• as much as he would hate to admit it.. hopeless romantic. Super devoted but would have an annoying tendency to flirt with other girls to see if you’d get jealous.

• honestly.. great first bf to have. Would absolutely destroy your perception of what love should be.. but hey isn’t that first loves?

• heavy breathing and moaning in your ear. Loves to give hickeys.

Sunburn (1999) | Nelson Hume - Davin McDerby

• oh davin… dead beat baby daddy fr.. loved his character arc regardless tho

• ngl probably absolute shit in bed. He screams premature ejaculator..

• has a porn addiction, but would hide it from you

• would pick up edging and would talk about your sex life very openly with “the boys”

• loves sending nudes and nut vids if he had the chance

Intermission (2003) | John Crowley - John

• he has no qualms about saying it: you’re a whore 😌

• probably feels the need to be in charge and take control but really.. you’d be the one calling the shots mostly

• definitely the type to make stupid jokes during sex

• whiny, would definitely triple text if you didn’t respond fast enough

• still a cutie ofc

• jealousy is his middle name

Girl with the Pearl Earring (2003) | Peter Webber - Pieter

• breeding kink but not in the fun way. Breeding kink in the way where he would wanna fuck like rabbits and procreate like rabbits.

• would want you to have like 6 of his kids is what I’m saying

• acts like he’s touch starved half the time, really handsy, likes to tease and leave kisses all over you

• knows how to handle his meat

At Deaths Door (1999) | Conor Morrissey - Young Reaper

• this one is just for shits and giggles

• it’s giving virgin, inexperienced but passionate

• shy asf, again you’d probably have to make the first move

#cillian murphy #cillian murphy x reader #cillian murphy characters #cillian murphy headcanons #cillian murphy gif #davin mcderby #sunburn #reaper shit fr #on the edge #disco pigs #darren from disco pigs #girl with a pearl earring #butcher taking care of business #enda walsh #intermission movie #forgive me for I have sinned #okay I’m done rambling now #thank you for reading you’re a doll

[papas-new-guineas]

No thoughts

Only wheek

#guinea pig #cavy #theres something about ellis thats just #super uncanny like hes got human lips and shit #like thats a man in there

[oodlesodoodles]

dudes bein dudes.

#Kim kitsuragi #harry du bois #MESSY #MESSYLAZY DRAWING #why dont boys ever want to work they just want to do this shit #Please clean up you pigs #Very lazy anatomy #Very lazy values #Brain said WANNA VALUE and o said mm ok

[420technoblazeit]

supernatural's wild because sometimes you think about it and go ok but was it really that good or am i just being nostalgic. and then you remember something like raphael's wings manifesting as lightning in an abandoned house and it's like. this show kinda kicked ass back in the day actually. like this rules ngl

#supernatural #spn #raphael spn #spn raphael #the pig squeals #i miss hwen it pulled shit like this. the early show angel imagery was so good. cas accidentally burning a withc's eyes out when she #tried to perceive his true form? holy hsittttttttt

[eerna]

watched Hazbin Hotel and no comment but it was worth it for all the fun of listening to Erika Henningsen and Blake Roman doing their theater kid voice acting run

#there's just something sooooooooo fun. that aspect that usually makes people not like theater. but in animation it is needed #eernatalk #it goes to show performances can really really make me enjoy writing i usually wouldn't. jokes especially #after i heard the pig was named ''fat nuggets'' i lost my shit for like 10 minutes straight. i cried. my brother got worried for my wellbei

[shiftythrifting]

1. Biohazardous radio(?)

2. Frightening pig tea set

3. Weirdly large Elvis doll

4. An entire set of Fortnite wooden posters (there were more behind the biggest)

5. Nascar guy with unusual aura

Found at GameSwap in TN

#thrifting #submission #shiftythrifting #elvis shit #nascar #pigs #teapots #fortnite