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[alliedj]

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[phonedashus]

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[see-arcane]

Having just finally listened to the new The Magnus Protocol and getting introduced to Needles the 'What Do You MEAN I'm Not Scary Enough!?' Avatar of Sharp Poking, I have to say right now that I know in my heart of hearts that he must have so many terrible nicknames among the other avatars

"Hey, Pinhead, how goes the phone spam?" <- stings because originally he chose 'Pinhead' on purpose to reference Hellraiser, but absolutely no one got it until he spelled it out and by then the name was ruined

"What's up, Prick?" <- lowest effort, but still goads him into raising a single massive darning needle middle finger in response

"Kebab, can you hold onto this for me?" <- said before having assorted foods speared on him; fruits, sausage, cheeses, etc. Takes forever to pluck everything off. Even worse when someone just ambushes him with a down comforter and pillows

"This you?" <- no name involved, but always a prelude before being shown a picture of a porcupine

Just. There is no way this faintly jingling pile of pointy things has any respect among the rest of the bogeymen in this universe. I love it

#I also know that he swapped to emergency services calls because 1) no one answers their phone anymore #2) unless they're a place of business and they'd immediately hang up one edgelord sentence in #3) the last resort before the emergency services was an absolute fluke of a wrong number #4) in which the bored office worker was a horror hound who 100% missed the context and assumed the caller was a horror podcaster #and just spent the whole call alternately role playing along or complimenting the sound effects or thanking him for sponging up the time #the magnus protocol #needles

[berrymeter]

seriously tho if anyone has job recs. like i am wildly unaware of jobs that exist so uh. i'll take. recommendations

#perth.txt #my skills include. um. i'm bilingual working on trilingual. i can send email. i can answer the phone with great difficulty but i can. #i really enjoy physical labour & all in all i'm probably good at talking to people? i'd like to think i'm friendly & approachable #i'd really prefer doing physical labour over like any form of customer service but realistically i could do that? #i don't think i can do food service though. maybe the dishes?? im a bit insane about cleanliness wrt dishes though so i could be slow #honestly i could see myself working w children pretty well but like. what are jobs for that beyond babysitter #& babysitters arent exactly paid well last i checked but i can see how it works through an agency maybe #i can also work w animals. p much anything that isnt bugs honestly #um. what are jobs that exist. man i don't know

[worm-in-a-trenchcoat]

Absolutely hate hate hate talking on the phone. It should be illegal.

Hate hate hate it 😭

#had an issue with a chewy order and got an email saying to call customer service in order for them to ship the order #for like security reasons?? #and I was totally expecting to get a robot person not an actual person #so when dude answered the phone and asked what I needed help with I panicked #and I was so nervous and I think he could tell kfjfkfk #cause I gave him the wrong email at first #and when he asked for my name I only gave him my first name at first until he asked for my last name 😭 #and the. he asked for my address and I only gave him like my house address not my area code or anything until he asked for it #and I kept apologizing and he was like ‘it’s okay’ in a very nice way which was nice but also awful #and then I hung up too early 😭 #like he asked if I needed help with anything else and I said no and thanked him #and then he like kept talking and thanked me for calling and he was gonna say something else but I thanked him again and hung up #cause I thought he was done 😭 #this is gonna keep me up at night for the next 3 months jfjfkfkk #personal #tag rant #I think he was gonna say have a good night or something #idk but I feel bad 😭 #my anxiety is so high rn lol it’s 2 am 😃 #at least I have something to talk about in therapy tomorrow now jfjfjfkfk pls 😭

[fereldanwench]

i hate my local post office so goddamn much

#a package was supposedly delivered on the 27th of sept #it was not #i've sent in 2 online inquiries specifically requesting an email response #instead they call me at 10 oclock on a Tuesday night #i've literally called them at least a dozen times this morning and they wont answer #and i tried calling the main usps customer service hotlin and they just told me i have to call my local office #THEY AREN'T ANSWERING MY FUCKING PHONE CALLS #stabstabstab #t: wench.txt

[sleepinglionhearts]

some little comics about work

#doodles #non fandom stuff #the customer service one still makes me giggle when i remember it #pretty sure the guy almost knocked his headset off when he answered so already it was amusing #but then the voice registered and i very nearly lost it on the phone with this poor man #definitely much better than the time i called a customer service line and the person who answered started growling at me #went ahead and hung up on that one and just left the task for the next day #hmmm the manga thing i get in.. not quite trouble but the other lady frequently in the office space with me will call me out for it #usually i end up off task bc of waiting for something. emails. a phone call. i'm on hold. if a book is there i will pick it up #this does mean i get to at least skim through all sorts of books tho my reading list is now.... long #if i can keep up this whole 'wanting to draw' thing i may draw more recent workplace shenanigans #there have been many.. someone has to record all of this silliness somehow... #enjoy the daily life nonsense hehehe

[paintedvanilla]

I hate this job I hope I die in this office (<- me every time something embarrassing happens)

#i love my job it’s just like. why are there five BILLION social cues in an office. #the guy from the front desk came in. my boss isn’t here right now. #and he was like hey I have a professor on the phone with questions #since your boss isn’t here can I refer her to you? #and I was like ummmm yeah. over the phone? #he says yes. I’m like oh ok sure. um. when the phone in the office rings do I need to do anything special? or just pick it up? #he was like no just pick it up! #I’m like ok slay #he walks away. i shut the door. the phone rings. #i haven’t been given the time to prepare a script so I grab it and just answer as best I can #disability services this is collette #and THE GUY FROM THE FRONT DESK goes haha it’s just me! just making sure it connected :) #hangs up #I sat there with my head in my hands for like five minutes #and I still haven’t gotten the call from the professor #I’m going to kill myself #op #vanilla coke

[sharkneto]

man i knew it was going too smoothly

#went from appointment to bloodwork to prescription for T in less than a week #and now i'm in insurance hell trying to get it covered so i can go pick it up and start my boy journey more thoroughly #but! it's not even that insurance doesn't want to give me the boy gel! #i called them ahead of time to see if I had to do anything for them to cover it - and the answer was just have my doctor send a form in #so i did that and then went on vacation expecting boy gel when i got back #but no! insurance never got the form and the phone tag between them and the doctor and the pharmacy i had to do to confirm this was wild #but hopefully doctor will resend the form it will go through and i will have t by the end of the week #fingers crossed anyway #the upside of this is that i have only had a pleasant time talking to insurance on the phone? #i may have shit coverage but by god is their customer service good #minus the continued ''ma'am''s even after confirming the prescription i was calling about was for testosterone lmao #worst case is they end up not covering it and i pay out of pocket - which isn't terrible and i'll do it but paying less is always nice #but also i would have liked to just know that and have gone and got my goddamn boy gel already #i don't talk about my personal trans stuff here very much but i should make a tag in case i do more of it #what do i want that tag to be tho #boy stuff #yeah ok i'm going to commit here and now to ''boy stuff'' lol

[gollumpanties]

well i'm so overwhelmed i just burst into tears ✌️

guess i'm not getting anything else done today. i have Reached My Limit.

#the bookkeeping has been untouched for a full month and i'm in the middle of untangling it #i'm also answering all the phones and draling with anyone who walks in #i'm also driving someone to various places periodically so i have to straight-up leave the office every 2 hours #and the stoplight between here and there is apparently being worked on so every trip involves a massive detour #and i was just told that ppl are going to be by at various times to pick up some things and sign a piece of paperwork i know nothing about #and last i heard at least one of them was an antivaxxer #and then i have to go check someone's pool after work #and i'm also monitoring the bakery for a cake i promised to try and pick up for this weekend #anyway i feel like i can't adequately hold onto a single fucking thought and i'm 2 seconds away from dropping all these balls #if the phone rings again i'm gonna start biting people #i am. Stressed. #i've been trying very very hard all day and i think that's it for me. i think i'm done. #can't even have a good nervous breakdown because people keep calling and coming in and i have to switch to Cheerful Customer Service Malay #i'm gonna mcfreakin lose it

[ineffable-gallimaufry]

i need to ask. the phone from ancient times you were referring to. it could access the internet?

yeah it was like. it had google and i could download apps? i mean i guess it wasn't that ancient it just didn't have any phone service and had no storage space and was maybe the size of my palm. but it could google fanfiction so

#asks answered #idk it might have been like an iphone five or something #we didn't pay for it though. it was just like my great uncles phone or smth and then they stopped getting it service #idk i suppose it wasn't that old that old but like. it was still pretty old #probably not being able to use it for normal phone functions made it feel way older than it was #but yeah. could access the internet. only on wifi but still

[gengarpng]

I need this dude to quit again I'm so tired of having to babysit a man 3x my age.

#he cant be trusted by himself bc he never answers his phone or radio #and he cant take the spare keys because he never remembers to return them so he constantly gets locked out #its a constant joke to 'haha ari youre responsible for dave tonight' haha fuck you you take him #pay me babysitter rates. 25 per hour per kid #ESPECIALLY IF YOURE GONNA PAWN COMMUNITY SERVICE ON ME TOO #i dont want to have to sit there and make sure two people dont wander off and get lost/in trouble #cola posting

[sentient-cloud]

Ugh plans for disability pride month include I have a doctors appointment and maybe I’ll finally bring up my pain (horrifying, especially as a fat person and especially with a doctor who still hasn’t put me on my adhd meds I previously had yet. Maybe I’ll also ask about those because help.) trying to get a therapist and also. Making that phone call begging the state to not cut my assistance benefits and to believe me when I say i don’t work due to health + mental health reasons at the moment (negative hopes)

#starts throwing up hands on knees y’all believe me (they have no hope) #last time I tried to explain the only jobs that I’ve found will hire me are physical ones (no high school diploma) and #I can’t walk around Walmart w out getting nauseous and out of breath from back pain #and every job I’ve worked has been the same #w out the ‘well not every job is physical’ but I physically can not do a job where I need to be on my feet. I can’t accomplish standing on #my feet for over 2 hours w out yhe pain being all I can focus on and that rules out most jobs #and good luck finding an office job w no ged (I’m trying to work on this. part of why I’m trying to get a therapist + back on my adhd meds) #ik there’s call centers and stuff but 1-I don’t have phone service and 2 I have problems w #annoyingly #coherent thoughts sometimes and also not freezing up and stuttering or going silent when I get nervous #which interacting w customers makes me #also in the past they also haven’t called me back cause of the diploma thing #anyway sorry rant. #here’s hoping I can get some answer for my pain that’s not ‘you’re fat lolllll’ #chronic pain conditions run in my family #my grandma And at least one aunt. and my sister and my mom who has like 4 overlapping pain conditions #smiles #ack maybe I should also talk about the daily pounding headaches

[katnissgirlsmakedo]

entirely possible that i have the most horrific customer service voice of all time. just heard the difference in such a jarring way i almost got scared

#had to answer the store phone hashtag scaryyyyy. and then i hung up and said something to my manager and i was like woah #my fake voice is so like. effeminate and shrill to me i hate it. the middle aged ladies love it tho i guess so we must persist #i don’t use the customer service voice on men btw i usually just glare at them #unless they’re reallyyyyy niceys. heart

[ghostsinthecellar]

vets that are a) not open on the weekends or b) only open on the weekends for established clients are shitty vets

#charlie babbles #also your website should legally be required to accurately represent your hours and services #i should not be getting an answering machine at 2:30 pm saying youre closed when both your website AND the answering machine itself #say youre open until 5 on sundays #also if your website says you have 24 hour emergency services on sunday answer your fucking phone

[blunderpuff]

(y’know that thing where a customer shares a racist/homophobic view bc they think you’re Like Them? i got to pull an Uno Reverse card and do that to a patron today)

Patron, conspiratorially: “Did you hear about them censoring those Roald Dahl books?”

Me, knowing he’s going to bust out the word “snowflake” in a moment: “Oh, that publicity stunt?”

Patron, thrown off: “Publicity stunt?”

Me, gotcha: “Yeah, the publisher knew the knee-jerk reactionaries would go insane and buy all the Roald Dahl books they could before the big change, and when everyone did just that, the publisher walked it back and said they weren’t actually going to change anything. They made so much money last week.”

Patron, skittish because they recognized themself as the ‘knee-jerk reactionary’ I just disparaged: “Oh... so the publisher... was manipulating sales?”

Me, mentally willing him to understand this about banning books too: “The fastest way to get people to read something is to tell them you’re taking it away from them.”

#library #pls keep in mind my customer service voice is somewhere in the octave of Minnie Mouse #sometimes when i answer the phone... the person on the other end assumes i'm a child and asks me to put (me) on the phone #imagine minnie mouse indirectly calling you a knee-jerk reactionary who was manipulated by a publishing company into buying children's books