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Phight Club Round 1: Amity Park Tweets
Top posts in: #WTFamitypark
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DashAndClash: tfw the big english test u didnt study for gets pushed back bcs you're classroom gets blown up by a ghost >:)
OfficialPhantom: *your. now i regret that fight for two reasons
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PaulinaPrima: Do you ever think about what ghosts used to be like before they died? That they might have a reason for doing what they do? In this thread I will explain to you why Skulker is actually a misunderstood babygirl (1/16)
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FriarTuck: ghosts stole my fucking porch, can't have shit in amity
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ghostsray · 1 year
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👔 vladmastersofficial1 Follow
Greetings, Tumblr. Due to Twitter's unfortunate collapse, I am moving my social media updates to here. In case you're not aware of who I am, I am Vlad Masters, yes, THE Vlad Masters. Mayor of Amity Park, CEO of Dalvco, and one of the wealthiest men alive. I look forward to integrating into this so-called "hellsite."
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🤖 fryertuck Follow
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🌌 seeyouinspaceghostboy Follow
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👔 vladmastersofficial1 Follow
What are you doing? What do these letters mean?
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ectopusses · 1 year
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The Fenton Guy (@spaceghostcoast)
This ectopus outside my room is pissing me off so I'm gonna cook it. For science. a thread
The Fenton Guy (@spaceghostcoast)
I'm home alone and this bastard ruined my doomed session so I'm going to ruin its entire fucking life
The Fenton Guy (@spaceghostcoast)
I have decided to grill it. there’s no God here
The Fenton Guy (@spaceghostcoast)
I read in greece they tenderize by pounding them against a rock and letting them dry outside like laundry
The Fenton Guy (@spaceghostcoast)
and I’ll do exactly that. this idiot will sea the error of its ways
The Fenton Guy (@spaceghostcoast)
the smell is insane. it's like the ocean meets burnt rubber and battery acid
The Fenton Guy (@spaceghostcoast)
time for the taste test. wish me luck
The Fenton Guy (@spaceghostcoast)
My tongue wants a divorce
The Fenton Guy (@spaceghostcoast)
TL;DR It was pretty flavorful and chewy but I couldn't ignore the taste of undead juice. 6/10
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phandomphightclub · 1 year
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HELLO PARTY PEOPLE
IT IS I, TECHNUS, HERE AT THE DENNYS TO DELIVER A MESSAGE FROM CORPORATE TO YOU ALL.
THE FIRST ROUND OF THE PHANDOM PHIGHT CLUB VOTING FORM HAS NOW RELEASED!
UNRELATED, BUT BY THE TIME YOU FINISH READING THIS MESSAGE, I WILL HAVE TAKEN OVER THE WORLD!
(NOTHING PERSONAL. JUST BUSINESS. YOU UNDERSTAND.)
ANYWAY, GO VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE BLUE BIRD TWITTING MEMES!
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dp-marvel94 · 1 year
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Dr&Dr Fenton @Fentonworks
How do I make fudge?
No, I’m looking for a recipe
Maddie, how does this thing work?
VeggieGoth @BlackbirdSam
Mr. Fenton, this isn’t Google.
Vlad Masters @AmityMayor
Samantha is correct. This is not a search engine. However, I know an excellent recipe. Here you go, old chum. Fudge Recipe.
Dr&Dr Fenton @Fentonworks
Thanks V-man!
Dr&Dr Fenton @Fentonworks
I think you’ve got the wrong link, buddy. That’s a groovy tune from our college days. You’ve still got great taste, Vladdie! 🕺
AstroNerd @SpookySpace
Dad, he just Rick Rolled you. 🤦
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gosteon · 1 year
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Not a fucking Conspiracy @ fenton_is_phantom has posted
Why Daniel James Fenton and Danny Phantom are the same person despite what you all say, a 🧵
First of all, just look at them. They are literally just Palette swaps of each other! If you edit the color on a photo of either of them it becomes immediately obvious that they...(1/956)
342 comments 5 retweets 16 likes
Danny Fenton @ Only_half replied to Not a fucking Conspiracy @ fenton_is_phantom
Yeah, I am a ghost. Fear me.
50 comments 9534 retweets 10308 likes
Ghost in the closet @ Spooky_Scary_Ghost_Cat replied to Not a fucking Conspiracy @ fenton_is_phantom & Danny Fenton @ Only_half
Only in Amity Park can you see a tweet accusing someone of secretly being dead and then see the accused make a joke about being a ghost lmao
32 comments 5563 retweets 7497 likes
Not a fucking Conspiracy @ fenton_is_phantom replied to Only in Amity Park @only_in_amity_park & Danny Fenton @ Only_half
WHAT DO YOU MEAN JOKE HE LITERALLY ADMITTED IT!
167 comments 2 retweets 4 likes
Danny Fenton @ Only_half replied to Not a fucking Conspiracy @ fenton_is_phantom
Boo.
96 comments 9869 retweets 11458 likes
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auroraphantasma · 1 year
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💀xXThe BeholderXx💀@SkulkNLurkBooksPoetryClubOfficial
LIFE IS MEANINGLESS
THE UNIVERSE IS FAKE,
THE FENTONS BUMPER CHECK'D ME,
I'M A STUDENT PLEASE PAYPAL ME.
#ItsGone #ItsAllGone #EXISTENCEISACRUELMISTRESS #IHAVESTUDENTLOANS #HELPYOURLOCALGOTH #☠☠☠ #dontgetFentonbumperchecked
50 Retweets    7 Quotes    76 Likes
🗨 🔁 🤍 ⏫
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star-chlld · 1 year
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Phandom Phight Club Round 2
“What… is he doing?” Sam leaned towards Tucker, lowering her voice for the question. They sat together on a park bench holding Nasty Burger milkshakes. Sam frowned down at hers. “Also… what is this?”
“I don’t know,” Tucker said, not looking up from his shake, “and I don’t know. It’s vegan, so oats? Fruit?”
“Well whatever it is, it’s trash. And he’s going to let out his secret if he’s not careful.” Tucker hummed. Sam elbowed him sharply in the ribs. “Go check on him.”
“What? Why me?”
“Because I said so. And I think he’s about to drink mud.”
Tucker huffed and heaved himself to his feet. The park near the school was overrun with students on their lunch hour, all of them too involved to notice Danny sitting contentedly under a tree, mixing dirt and leaves and the occasional blob ghost into a puddle of water. It glowed neon green, the same as his eyes and the whisk he had summoned out of ecto-energy. Tucker squatted down next to him. 
“Heyyyy, Danny. Whatchu up to?” Up close, Tucker could see the dark bags underneath his eyes.
“Making soup!”
“What?”
“I’m making soup. Fairy soup, like when I was a kid, but now it’s ghost soup.” He giggled. “Get it? Cause it’s got ghosts in it?”
“And lots of other things. Can I just… see that for a minute?” Tucker pried a Nasty Burger cup out of Danny’s hands. It was full of the glowing “soup”, sticks and leaves floating on top. He stood up and walked back over to the bench, but when he got there Sam looked pointedly at his hands, then back at Danny. 
The cup was gone. He turned around. No, the cup was back with Danny - and empty. Its contents were dripping down his cheeks and smeared across the front of his shirt. Sam facepalmed. Danny grinned, his teeth glowing neon green. He threw the cup aside, laid down, and passed out in the grass.
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misosuper · 1 year
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VladCo, a DALVCorp subsidiary ✔️ @TheGhostWhoWalks • 4hr
Vladco's parent company is divesting itself of Axion Labs, in addition to cancelling all contracts with the GIW. The liquidated funds will be invested in CEO Vlad Master's charity foundation to build a better world for all of us, living and dead. 420k Views | 23 Retweets | 54 Quote Retweets | 80k Likes
Ember on tour! ✔️ @RememberMyName • 4hr -> replying to @TheGhostWhoWalks
ngl phantom this is great but you got my hopes up 388k Views | 8 Retweets | 12 Quote Retweets | 24k Likes
ember stan for life @HardRockBlase • 2hr -> replying to @TheGhostWhoWalks
Ember has beef with a tech company?? Vlad Masters better get ready for an army #EmberForever
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Valerie @TheFlyingGrayson • 53min -> replying to @TheGhostWhoWalks
you're dead how did you even get $8 for a checkmark 300 Views | 2 Retweets | 14 Likes
VladCo, a DALVCorp subsidiary ✔️ @VLADCo • 24min
We would like to formally apologize for any confusion caused by the fraudulent announcement concerning changes in VladCo's portfolio. Please visit our official website for the latest in ghost defense technology and contracting services. 604k Views | 126 Retweets | 258 Quote Retweets | 69k Likes
Phantom @TheGhostWhoWalks
Account Suspended
Twitter suspends accounts which violate the Twitter Rules
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heyheyitsstillgay · 1 year
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Nish @AmityPetStoreGuy 2:17
Everyone stfu, I'm a genius, I'm an innovator, I was born before my time, this is the first step in achieving world peace imo. Are you ready? You're not ready.
Nish @AmityPetStoreGuy 2:23
I'm gonna start sending all my parcels. In hamster balls. Their spherical coloured plastic will confuse & disorientate the box ghost. No one will steal my mail again. I'll have the fastest postage of any company in Amity, even Alvazon.
Nish @AmityPetStoreGuy 8:27
AHSJFHAHFISJHDUSUHDKAHFSJSK HELP
Nish @AmityPetStoreGuy 8:30
The fucking hamster ball ghost reading this over my shoulder. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
Nish @AmityPetStoreGuy 8:31
HES SO SWOLE TOO AND FOR WHAT??? SO HE CAN CRUSH MY DREAMS BETWEEN HIS THIGHS?? STOP STOP IM ALREADY GAY
Nish @AmityPetStoreGuy 9:26
I have negotiated a truce with the hamster ball ghost. He's gonna work at my pet supply shop in exchange for hamster balls ayyyy. Nobody hit on him he's trying to do his job n I have dibbs.
Nish @AmityPetStoreGuy 10:06
Oh god he found the storage room behind the break room. There's so many fuckin hamster balls everywhere you guys.
Nish @AmityPetStoreGuy 10:07
Listen,, I have deliveries to make today. I'm about to change ghost town life as we know it. You'll get your fair share of balls big guy dw :)
Nish @AmityPetStoreGuy 10:39
He took all the hamster balls and left! Come back my ghost boyf blease I cannot simply write off that much stock 😭😭😭
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half-dead-half-wit · 1 year
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Amity Park News @amityparknews ✓
Nasty Burger owner reportedly considering installing security cameras after teen boy caught dumpster diving behind restaurant for the 7th time this week.
"yeah, he does that some times." store manager commented.
3:15 PM ▪︎ 05 Jan 23
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danny f @spaceac3 ▪︎ 2d
》 Replying to @amityparknews
in my defence, 3 of those were involuntary
tf @tucker4mayor ▪︎ 2d
》 Replying to @spaceac3
dude, it's Monday
Valerie Gray @itsval ▪︎ 1d
》 Replying to @spaceac3
danny.
danny fenton @spaceac3 ▪︎ 1d
》 Replying to @itsval
valerie.
tf @tucker4mayor ▪︎ 1d
》 Replying to @spaceac3
tucker.
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dekalko-mania · 1 year
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Made this into a full fledged twitter fic oop. For context:
datsdash- dash
goldengirl- star
pauliepocket- paulina
kwakwakkwan- kwan
sadmidwesterner - wes
big nate- nathan
tiffie- tiffany 
jedimikey- mikey
girlinred- valerie
daleybugle- dale
kyleyjenner- kyle
ishedeadorsleeping- unknown
and some generic ones. enjoy ! :))
TLDR: Amity Park has unhinged tweets and questionable fan accounts. Outsider POV.
@ishedeadorsleeping
New account created. Reply below to welcome me to Twitter!
-@caspersuckss
Is this another one of those Casper accounts? Let it go guys, no one gives a shit about your ‘ghost’ bs
-@KwakKwakKwan
It isn’t ‘bs’ man, we were literally sucked into a whole other dimension last year, how did you not notice
-@caspersuckss
Cause it never happened, you’re probably just trying to stay relevant cause your team sucks ass
-@KwakKwakKwan
Says the guy making a whole account dedicated to hating on us, get a life dude
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@ishedeadorsleeping
Probably should’ve said this earlier, but this account is for Casper High only. If you’re reading this and you’re from Elmerton High, don’t. Go away. No one likes you.
(150 likes, 50 retweets)
-@goldengirl
I see an Elmerton kid and I call the CDC
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@datsdash
I’m all for @ishedeadorsleeping hating on Elmerton, but why the hell is their profile pic a picture of fenturd asleep in the basketball hoop during gym
-@KwakKwakKwan
Their banner is just a bunch of mini sleeping fenton collages, disturbed but intrigued
-@pauliepocket
How the hell does Fenton have a fanpage before I do, has everyone gone crazy?
-@goldengirl
Ok but has anyone noticed how long his eyelashes are? Someone find me his lash tech
-@bignate
it probably has something to do with his parents’ sentient ectoplasm getting into his brain and mutating him
-@goldengirl
👀 product launch ?? @officialfentonworks
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@datsdash
For everyone wondering yes i put danny in there it was me all me
(Image attached: patrick with the acrylics meme)
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@ishedeadorsleeping
I’ve gotten like fifty confused dms so ig I have to clear the air. This account is for Danny Fenton sleeping content only. Rating system from 1-10, feel free to send submissions. Reason for creating: I’m bored.
-@goldengirl
Following this account feels questionable
-@tiffie
You were literally one of the first to follow?
-@goldengirl
I said it was questionable, not that I wasn’t following 🙄
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@ishedeadorsleeping   
Behold first pic of specimen in his natural habitat. Scientific name: the fentons’ spawn. Commonly called: Danny. Negative points for moist desk. Bonus points for dedication. It took Lancer five tries to wake him up. Total score: 8/10.
(Image attached: Danny splayed over his desk. His arms are dangling off the sides, and there’s a puddle of drool beside his mouth. His expression is unflattering, caught mid snore. Lancer is standing over him, unimpressed)
-@tiffie  
Disagree, score should be 6/10. Reason: gross
-@KwakKwakKwan
Drooling Danny looks like he chews on tinfoil
-@goldengirl
Thank you drooling danny for reminding me why im gay 💞⭐
-@pauliepocket
Drooling danny is an ally 💅🏻
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@pauliepocket
Who else thinks @ishedeadorsleeping is secretly @sadmidwesterner 
(300 likes)
-@sadmidwesterner
Why is everyone @ing me??? This is slander !!!
-@KwakKwakKwan 
I mean who else is obsessed with fenton and carries around a camera with a six foot tripod
-@sadmidwesterner
I’m not obsessed with fenton, im obsessed with the TRUTH
-@daleybugle
Hey i think this is for you @unhingedwestweets
-@sadmidwesterner
Who is making all these accounts!????!! I will SUE you hear me? SUE!
-@goldengirl
Ok nevel
-@sadmidwesterner
laugh it up but just know nevel is a young entrepreneur with a very successful haberdashery business and i will not let his name be smeared
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@ishedeadorsleeping  
Saw this on the way to class. Thought it was just a really big rock, but on closer inspection saw it was Danny. Headfirst in a pile of snow. 6/10 for hypothermia. Thoughts?
(Attached image: Danny with his head stuffed into a pile of snow. Looks like a sleeping dodo bird.)
-@JediMikey 
Um shouldn’t you have woken him up? That looks kind of … dangerous
-@ishedeadorsleeping
He seemed cozy 🥰
-@KwakKwakKwan
Is that blood on his sleeve????
-@ishedeadorsleeping
Its not his i checked
-@KwakKwakKwan
Oh good i was getting worried there !
-@casperhighhater 
Do you people even hear yourselves ????
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@goldengirl
You know, I used to think Danny was a loser for sleeping everywhere but honestly im a junior now and i get it
-@daleybugle
He knew the secret to life all along
-@datsdash
I for one still think hes a mole man but lie to yourselves ig
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@ishedeadorsleeping   
This just in, Drooling Danny has been spotted at Amity Park Pride. Eyewitnesses say he may be the next Babadook. I am the eyewitness. 10/10 for being an lgbt icon.
(Quoted retweet: original post below)
@goldengirl  
Hot girls carry life-sized cardboard cutouts of drooling danny. Hot girls being me and @pauliepocket 😘
(Image attached: Star and Paulina posing beside a three foot tall cutout of Drooling Danny’s head attached to a tiny body. The crowd around them is going wild.)
-@daleybugle
You guys did Danny dirty, wdym life sized 💀
-@ishedeadorsleeping 
This post has been up for less than an hour and someone already changed his wiki bio to three feet tall
-@datsdash
It was me im the star
-@JediMikey
Since when has danny had a wiki page ??
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@datsdash
Did anyone else notice how freaked out phantom looked when he saw the cutout? @goldengirl @pauliepocket You're scaring away the bitches !!!!
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@JediMikey
Dash has a crush on phantom???? Since when????
-@datsdash
He was my bi awakening where the hell have you been
-@JediMikey 
But…if you’re bi then why do you always make fun of me
-@datsdash
I don’t make fun of you cause you’re gay, I make fun of you cause you’re a loser and you smell like blue cheese
-@JediMikey
oh.
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@KwakKwakKwan
Im confused why is everyone saying danny is three feet tall, he’s literally almost his dad’s height now
-@goldengirl
No he’s three feet i measured him myself
-@pauliepocket
I can confirm I was the ruler
-@KwakKwakKwan
??????
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@bignate
Why is mikey walking around with a string of evergreen air fresheners around his neck
-@daleybugle
-@JediMikey
Id rather not talk about it
Dash said he smells like blue cheese
-@bignate
Well i happen to think he smells very nice
-@JediMikey
:)
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@officialphanclub
Join us everyone for our weekly phantom manifestation circle. Meeting starts at 6 today and will be held in the auditorium. 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️
-@datsdash
🧿🧿🧿🧿
-@JediMikey
Aren’t you guys basically conducting a summoning?
-@officialphanclub
For legal reasons please refer to it as a ✨ manifestation circle ✨
-@KwakKwakKwan
Not to be a downer, but what if you accidentally summon something else? The auditorium is like the only part of the school that’s not haunted
-@pauliepocket
Sounds like a problem for the theater kids 🤷🏽
-@KwakKwakKwan
Poor them
-@pauliepocket
They can literally survive a nuclear war
-@KwakKwakKwan
Not the theater kids, the ghost. They’re doing wicked this year
-@pauliepocket
Oh no
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@bignate
Please for the love of god make it stop !!!!
(Attached video: theater kids climbing the cafeteria tables and performing Wicked’s “Popular.” Everyone around them is doubled over covering their ears. Mikey is heard crying in the background.)
-@JediMikey
Someone pirouetted and knocked me unconscious. I’m tweeting this from the emergency room help me
-@genericnerd
(Attached image: meme of the fish from spongebob on his knees throwing his fist in the air)
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@KwakKwakKwan
Hey uh is anyone else kinda worried that danny might not be too happy when he finds @ishedeadorsleeping’s account ???
-@goldengirl
Neither him or his loser friends have any social media, i highly doubt he’ll see anything
-@KwakKwakKwan
maybe…..
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@ishedeadorsleeping  
It has come to my attention that some of you are concerned Danny may not approve of this account. Don’t worry, he will never know. Anyway, enjoy this 10/10 shot of him sleeping in the middle of @officialphanclub’s summoning circle.
-@KwakKwakKwan
Oh thats a relief, thanks a lot man
-@casperhighhater
!!!! @amityparkunhingedtweets
-@sadmidwesterner
He appeared when you guys were trying to summon phantom!? Wake up people!! HES A GHOST
-@pauliepocket
No hes not hes an aries
-@sadmidwesterner
What does that have to do with him getting summoned????
-@goldengirl
Dont even try paulie, he wouldnt get it 🙄
-@sadmidwesterner
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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@KyleyJenner
Hey guys pls be careful with my brother, hes very fragile and recovering from hemorrhoids
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@KyleyJenner
(This account has been temporarily suspended and is under review)
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@ishedeadorsleeping  
First submission everyone!! 10/10 for composition, lighting, and overall sleep quality. Impressive straight 90 degree angle on that locker!
(Attached image: Taken from the side. Danny on the floor with his back against the lockers. Head is slumped down but looks very comfortable. Weird shadow in the background.)
-@genericcheerleader
ik hes a dork but hear me out-
-@tiffie
This is my version of asmr
-@KwakKwakKwan
Yes officer this man right here @unhingedwestweets
-@sadmidwesterner
What did i do now??
-@KwakKwakKwan
Dude. You’re literally standing there in the background holding some holy water.
-@sadmidwesterner
That could be anyone!! And it could just be regular water !!
-@KwakKwakKwan
(Image attached: zoomed in and higher resolution photo clearly showing Wes is the one in the back. He’s holding a water bottle marked HOLY WATER.)
-@sadmidwesterner
….ive changed
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@girlinred
What the fuck ? @ishedeadorsleeping
-@KwakKwakKwan
!!!!!! @goldengirl
@goldengirl
Oh shit i forgot he has non-loser friends too
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Ghost Busters @shadesofgray
Some ghost just stole my fucking porch. I opened the door and fell trying to get to school 🤦‍♀️ glad it was me and not my dad at least. U can't have shit in Amity Park I stg
7:48 PM • 05 Nov 23
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Wes Weston @bestweston Seriously? First, Danny FENTON barely even changes his name to try and hide as Danny PHANTOM.  And now his username literally says he's "the ghost boy"?? Why am I the only one who sees this?! @amityphant0m @ghost_boy #FentonIsPhantom #ILiveWithSheeple 0 🔁Retweets 3 💬Quote Tweets 8 ❤️Likes
Not InvisOBill  @amityphant0m @bestweston And your username is a hotel ripoff
28 🔁Retweets 12 💬Quote Tweets 87 ❤️Likes
Breaker of Beakers  @ghost_boy @bestweston @amityphant0m get ratioed Wes
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apinklion01 · 1 year
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QuarterbackBuddy @ justacasualphan • follow
not gonna lie, can you imagine how funny it must be being new to Amity Park? just watching ppl pass by Morbius fighting an 11 year old, and then there’s some guy drinking boba tea with green food dyed tapioca going “another Tuesday? no problem” 🤣🤣🤣
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arealflame · 1 year
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sam @gothplant As much as I hate what social media does to our brains, it sucks to see such an important public forum fall because of one rich idiot. Elon Musk✓✓✓ @t@cker i will single handedly save twitter if you pay me sam @gothplant Nah let that shit die
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