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#peter sat with his recorder all innocent likešŸ˜‚
laz-kay Ā· 6 months
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Bob: Soā€¦ who broke it?
Bob: Iā€™m not mad, I just wanna know.
Rudy: I did. I broke the soft serve machine-
Bob: No. No you didnā€™t. Louise?
Louise: Donā€™t look at me. Look at Darryl.
Darryl: What? I didnā€™t break it.
Louise: Huh. Thatā€™s weird. How did you even know it was broken?
Darryl: Because itā€™s sitting right in front of us and itā€™s broken.
Louise: Suspicious.
Darryl: No, itā€™s not.
Gene: If it matters - probably not - but Courtney was the last one to use it.
Courtney: *gasps* Liar! I donā€™t even eat that crap!
Gene: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the machine earlier?
Courtney: I use the soft serve tubs to make tiny hats for my cat Susan. Everyone knows that, Gene!
Rudy: Okay, letā€™s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, run.
Bob: No! Who broke it?
Tina: ā€¦ Dadā€¦ Peterā€™s been awfully quiet.
Peter: REALLY?!
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