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human-trainwreck · 21 days
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Do these teams in the East realize that 2 OF THEM HAVE TO BE IN THE PLAYOFFS? They are paving the way for the Pens to squeak in
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tapejob · 2 years
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ok what's your favorite tag that comes up for each playoff team (any variation of: panthers, hurricanes, leafs, rangers, lightning, penguins, bruins, capitals, avalanche, flames, wild, oilers, blues, kings, stars, predators)
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anonymouspuzzler · 1 year
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taking a break from the wall of Lobotos to provide some miscellaneous Psychic 7 doodles!!! wait no there's one Loboto in there oops. oh god he's broken containment
(alt text/image IDs under cut!!)
[Image 1 ID: A black-and-white drawing of Ford doing a V-sign with his right hand, wearing baggy high-waisted shorts cinched with a belt and a checkered flannel with the sleeves rolled up, over which is a t-shirt reading "GOD CAN'T KILL ME!"]
[Image 2 ID: Two black-and-white drawings of Ford. In the first, he is posing with one hand on his hip, wearing shorts with a belt and a button-up under a t-shirt. The t-shirt reads, in a flaming text box, "MY FATE IS MY OWN NEITHER GOD NOR THE DEVIL CAN SAVE OR DAMN ME". The second drawing shows him from behind, gesturing to the back of the t-shirt with two thumbs; it reads, "BUY DREAM FLUFFS TODAY!"]
[Image 3 ID: A bust-up black-and-white drawing of Ford, wearing a life vest and giving a thumbs up, wearing a hat that reads "THE ATTITUDES OF WOMEN AND FISH TOWARD ME ARE TOO VARIED AND COMPLEX TO BE ACCURATELY DESCRIBED ON A HAT".]
[Image 4 ID: A black-and-white drawing of Ford and Nona in a rowboat being propelled psychically. Ford is on one knee with one hand on his chest and the other gesturing outwards, singing, "WHENNN THE MOOONNN HITS YOUR EYE LIIIKE A BIIIG PIZZA PIE THAT'S AMOOOREEEE". Nona, leaning on her cane and smiling placidly, thinks, "ohh I can't NOT fuck him".]
[Image 5 ID: An extremely tiny traditional pen drawing of old Bob Zanotto. He is just stood there.]
[Image 6 ID: A black-and-white single-panel comic of Cassie and Ford. Cassie, towering over Ford and leaning with her elbow propped on his head, tapping his forehead with her other hand, smirks and says, "If she's your girl why is my stamp on her plot-important letter". Ford, looking frustrated, replies, "We are in the same polycule".]
[Image 7 ID: A black-and-white single-panel comic of Loboto and Cassie. Cassie is standing behind Loboto, holding his left arm in one hand and holding up a butter knife near his head in mock-threat, smirking mischievously and saying, "Not gonna snitch and tell anyone we broke you out for dinner, right?" Loboto, toppling backwards and looking horrified, replies, "I AM SO SCARED OF YOU".]
[Image 8 ID: A drawing of Puzz, wearing a turtleneck sweater and overalls with her hair in a sloppy bun, smiling and waving lovestruck up at Cassie, who towers over her and looks down with mild interest. Cassie is nearly twice her height.]
[Image 9 ID: A color illustration of Cassie, wearing a long orange dress patterned with ants crawling in lines, a peach shawl patterned with black-and-white illustrations of bees, black flat shoes, a choker and necklace patterned with a bee charm and honey-colored hexagonal gemstones, and a warm yellow beret with an embroidered bee. Her hair is in a bun at the base of her neck and held together with honey-wand styled hairpins. She is carrying a wicker picnic basket, with a bottle of wine and a green-and-yellow checkered cloth sticking out of one side.]
[Image 10-13 IDs: A greyscale four-panel comic. In the first panel, young Bob is talking to Otto at the latter's workbench; Otto is removing a pair of goggles, looking over his shoulder at Bob and smirking knowingly. Bob, blushing and shrugging, avoiding eye contact, says with a nervous grin, "I just think Helmut's cool! It's not like I lie awake at night, thinking of him". The next panel cuts to Bob, doing just that; the third pulls in closer on his face, and the final shows him blushing furiously, saying, "Uh oh."]
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stereax · 10 months
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GOT AN IDEA
tell me whos gonna get the cup next year. like who would u say will get it. ik u cant say but who you do think it will be, lets make predictions
Hmmmmm. I did do a bit of an analysis on that a bit ago, but with Free Agency Frenzy almost fully in the rearview mirror, things have changed...
Here are my WAY too early predictions for the playoffs.
Metro -
1. Devils - Conference Leaders
2. Hurricanes
3. Rangers
4(WC2). Penguins
Atlantic -
1. Maple Leafs
2. Panthers
3. Bruins
4(WC1). Senators
Central -
1. Stars
2. Avalanche
3. Predators
4(WC1). Wild
Pacific -
1. Golden Knights - Conference Leaders
2. Oilers
3. Kraken
4(WC2). Kings
This would give us a bracket as follows:
Devils v Penguins
Hurricanes v Rangers
Maple Leafs v Senators
Panthers v Bruins
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Stars v Wild
Avalanche v Predators
Golden Knights v Kings
Oilers v Kraken
My picks to win?
Devs v Pens - Devs. Even though I give the Pens a playoff berth (which they really could blow) because of some of the good short-term moves Dubas has made to solidify the team, I really doubt they can beat the Devils in a seven-game series. Devs v Pens games always have the aura of "our grandparents threw a party and we were the only ones that came". They're just too old to make a serious Cup run. And Jarry is more often injured than not.
Canes v Rags - Rags. The top three teams in the Metro last year have what could be described as a rock-paper-scissors relationship. Devils overpower Rangers through offense, Canes stifle that offense with good defense, Rangers goaltending blocks Canes volume shooting. Plus, Shesty's mad.
Leafs v Sens - Sens. That's a hot take, but let me justify it. Despite the Leafs breaking the curse this year, they have many glaring issues - most notably, they've gotten way worse over this offseason and are even more cap-strapped than usual. They can't really acquire at the trade deadline even if they want to. On the flipside, the Senators' main issue was goaltending. They got a good goalie in Koorpisalo. I do see this going six or seven, but I honestly believe the Sens can upset the Leafs.
Cats v Bruins - Cats. The Cats already beat the Bruins last year. Arguably better Cats versus clearly worse Bruins? Not even a contest.
Stars v Wild - Stars. The Wild can't seem to crack the first round and they're dealing with $14.7m in dead cap. Contrast with the Stars, who are able to make deep runs for the Cup and don't have $14.7m less to play with. Easy choice here.
Avs v Preds - Preds. The Preds made some really good moves in free agency, adding Ryan O'Reilly and Luke Schenn, among others. The Avs lost their captain for another year and coped by signing Miles Wood to a 6x2.5. Holy overpay. It's almost like they're trying not to contend.
Knights v Kings - Knights. The Kings are an aging husk of a team that managed to lose the PLD trade where Winnipeg was begging for anyone to take him. The Knights just won the Cup. How is this a contest?
Oilers v Kraken - Kraken. The Kraken have depth and have four solid lines of players. The Oilers shipped off Yamamoto and Kostin to the Red Wings for literal table scraps. Darnell Nurse is on one of The contracts in history. Campbell is massively underperforming. C'mon, further the tragedy of the Edmonton Oilers. I know you want to.
Round 2 becomes:
Devils v Rangers
Panthers v Senators
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Stars v Predators
Knights v Kraken
Predictions:
Devs v Rags - Devs. Shesty probably gets a panic attack when he sees Timo's smiling face. The Devils have learned that the speed game is paramount for them (which is what they use to beat the Penguins as well) and they can track meet the Rangers seven days a week. This really becomes Devils Offense versus Shesterkin. I think the Devils win this one.
Cats v Sens - Cats. This one's gonna set some penalty minute records. The Tkachuks are going to kill each other and their teams' penalty kills. While the Sens upsetting the Cats would be ironic and further a Senators Cinderella Run, I think the Cats win here. I mean, one solid hit on Stützle and half the offense is gone.
Stars v Preds - Stars. The Predators have a Saros, the Stars have an Oettinger. What the Stars have is their top point scorer NOT being a defenseman. That's right - the Preds' top point scorer last year was a defenseman (Roman Josi). I put the Preds above the Avs because the Avs are seemingly trying to be bad now, but I can't put them above the Stars.
Knights v Kraken - Kraken. I just want to see a battle of the expansion teams in the playoffs. Giving the edge to the Kraken only because of Knights playoff fatigue, but it can go either way. Just make it happen, Bettman. That's all I want.
So the Conference Finals become:
Devils v Panthers
Stars v Kraken
My predictions here?
Devs v Cats - Cats. This one could REALLY go either way. I'm giving it to the Panthers because they're a more physical team that the Devils have historically struggled with. Expect this to go to six or seven if nobody's injured.
Stars v Kraken - Stars. I think the Stars beat the Kraken seven days a week. There's no real reason for this (maybe outside of Oetter>Grubi) but just a general vibe that the Stars are just the better team in that matchup.
So your Stanley Cup Final is:
Cats v Stars.
And my winner?
Stars. Anything can happen in the Stanley Cup Playoffs. This one can go either way (damn, I've said that before). I'm calling Stars in six or seven because I think they can be slightly more consistent over the Cats, who can be notorious for being hot and cold. Once again, injuries will play a big role here - if Robertson, for example, is out of commission, the scales tip drastically towards the Cats. If Benn is injured it might be better for the Stars...
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elenavampire21 · 3 months
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Warnings: p in v mentions of sexual activity, heartbreak and massive shock
Summary: one day your Maverick’s secretary and also a spare on call pilot. That day you and mav are making out and about to go back to his place when a massive shocking secret comes out.
@worldofheroes @helloitstsyu @love2write2626 @elenavampire21
Forbidden Love
One morning the sun was shining through your phone alarm went off groaning whilst grabbing your phone switching off the alarm.
Y/n got out of bed had a quick shower and grabbed your flight suit and rammed it into your bag and changed into a short skirt and a fitting shirt. Your housemate Laura yelled “y/n is that you come have breakfast before going in.”
Grabbing your shoes and hopping to put one on “can’t Laura I’m nearly late and Mr Mitchell will be seriously mad shit what if admiral cane is waiting to fire me ugh and it’s my first bloody day.” Managing to put her shoe on grabs an apple and heads out the door.
You run to the hanger and can see the new recruits waiting for maverick so y/n sneakily runs past them head down and walks upstairs and bump’s straight into maverick.
“Gee y/n hey careful were your going my office now miss y/l/n need to speak to you” maverick walks back into his office and you follow him and closes the door
“Mr Mitchell I’m so so sorry for being late and my alarm was late in going off, no I was not drinking the whole night with Laura”.
Maverick crossed his arms and raised his brow “y/n I’m not mad you’re late its the fact your eating a bloody apple for breakfast listen there’s a few papers that need grading so you can stay” he then walks to give a lecture to the class he softly rubs your arm and walks out.
You’re busy marketing the test papers and there’s a knock at the door slipping your glasses off you get up and head for the door to reveal Phoenix.
“Hi y/n maverick was wondering if you’d Like to be a wingman for Harvard we’re a pilot down.” She stands smiling
You smirk then smile “glad I took my flight suit just incase this happened. “Oh phoenix tell mav games on”.
After a couple of hours being out in the sky down to just you and mav fighting they call it a day. The new recruits were heading to the hard deck for a drink and a game of darts and pool.
You’re back in Maverick’s office taking notes of today’s flight training and how the recruits have achieved during the dog fight training.
The only thing mav could see from the hanger was the desk lamp on he shook his head and walked upstairs. Opening the door you’re distracted with writing out notes that you don’t realise maverick’s standing behind you.
He softly begins massaging your shoulders and can feel a tight knot and slowly brushes your hair to one side.
You’ve dropped the pen and lean your head to one side letting out moans and breathing and squeezing your legs shut and closing your eyes.
“Mmmh mav this is wrong I’m your secretary and the age difference people will be talking, being like omg have you heard mavericks going out with someone who’s old enough to be his daughter.”
Mav slowly slides his hands down your chest squeezing your tits and he begins to unbutton your shirt he spins the chair round grabs for you to stand up and he passionately and aggressively you both suck on each other’s tongues.
You quickly pull down mav’s jeans and move papers to clear a space and you jump up onto the desk.
You’re both passionately kissing and mav runs hands up your back and unclips your bra and then he slowly slides your panties off and then he removes his boxers.
He gives his cock a few pumps before he slowly and gently slides into your wet clit and he lays his forehead against your as pornographic noises where coming out of both your mouths.
Mav thrusts harder into you and cuddles you. You’re both gasping and moaning as both your bodies are bouncing together.
Your groaning and cuddles and both mav and your foreheads are still together.
“Mmm mav listen I sorry this will probably scare you but I love you so much”.
Mav smirks and picks you up and lays you onto the couch he slips back inside you and ruts his hips rougher and both of you suddenly scream out each other’s names as you cum all over Mav’s cock and you feel mav’s liquid cum flow deep inside you.
Both of you are breathing heavily mav’s arms is wrapped around you and he kisses your head. “Oh babe the thing you said will be scary that you love me well I feel thee exact same way and who care’s about what others think.”
The pair of you are just snuggling up when all of a sudden your stomach growls and Mav burst out laughing.
“Jesus what the fuck was that noise see I told you to eat more then just a bloody apple ,right misses your coming back home with me and I’ll make you a proper meal.”
You and mav get up and changed and grabbing your gym bag and walks out holding mavs hand coming down the stairs and was heading to mavs bike.
There was a loud cough. Both of you spun round and your face dropped once you saw admiral cane.
You automatically dropped mavs hand “mav do you mind if I have a private chat with da admiral cane”. You glance at your father and told maverick to wait by his bike
You angrily storm straight up to admiral cane. “Dad what the fuck sort of plan is this guess you’ve heard me and mav are together, dad don’t say anything he doesn’t know I’m your daughter or my last name is cane”
Unbeknownst to you rooster came back to see what was keeping maverick late he froze when he walked in at that moment.
“Sorry y/n what does mav even know exactly who you are, do you seriously think mavs gonna wanna be with you after he finds out about this either you tell him or I will.”
Mav notices something is wrong and heads to be with you and hears rooster yelling.
“Hey rooster buddy why are you yelling at y/n what’s actually going on here, babe you okay. Sir has something happened.”
You face Mav sobbing and steps back glaring at rooster and cane shaking because she’s terrified Mav will disown and hate her and never speak.
“Mav I 100% understand if you wanna fire me from being your secretary and for what I hope was to become you girlfriend but I need to be totally honest my last names not y/l/n I’m actually y/n cane, I’m admiral cane’s daughter. There you happy now Bradshaw”.
You quickly run straight home and hides in your bedroom crying.
Mav is a little shocked but also angry
“Rooster did you seriously have to be that harsh to her so what she’s admiral canes daughter I freaking love her so if you don’t mind I’m gonna get my girl.”
He walks off to his bike and drives to your
Apartment.
Stopping his bike and goes to ring the doorbell but Laura opens it and sighs.
“Ahh thank god you’re here mav y/n’s been sobbing her heart out won’t come out for food.”
Mav walks up to your bedroom door he’s met with silence and he knocks.
“Baby please open the door I seriously don’t care about who you or your dad is and rooster has no right talking to you like that. Please is fun now knowing I’m fucking cane’s daughter.”
You get off the bed wearing nothing but one of Mav’s shirts you nicked and opens the door. “Really you don’t care I’m admiral cane’s daughter”. You stand in front of the door and completely drops mav’s shirt.
“Mmmh mav fuck me now that’s an order from this cane.”
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gcrdy · 1 month
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a study in your muse's body language.
bold what applies to your muse, italicize what applies to them only in certain scenarios. please repost, don't reblog !
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defensiveness: arms crossed on chest, crossing legs, fist-like gestures, pointing index finger, karate chops, stiffening of shoulders, tense posture, curling of lip, baring of teeth.
reflective: hand-to-face gestures, head tilted, stroking chin, peering over glasses, taking glasses off and cleaning them, putting earpiece of glasses in mouth, pipe smoker gestures, putting hand to bridge of nose, pursed lips, knitted brows.
suspicion: arms crossed, sideways glance, touching or rubbing nose, rubbing eyes, hands resting on weapon, brows raising, lips pressing into a thin line, strict and unwavering eye contact, wrinkling of nose.
confidence: hands behind back, hands on lapels of coat, steepled hands, baring teeth in a grin, rolling shoulders, tipping head back but maintaining eye contact, chest puffed up - shoulders back, arms folded just above navel, wide eyes, standing akimbo.
insecurity and anxiety: chewing pen or pencil, rubbing thumb over opposite thumb, biting fingernails, hands in pockets, elbow bent, closed gestures, clearing throat, “whew ” sound, picking or pinching flesh, fidgeting in chair, hand covering mouth whilst speaking, poor eye contact, tugging at pants whilst seated, jingling money in pockets, tugging at ear, perspiring hands, playing with hair, swaying, playing with pointer, marker or cane, smacking lips, sighing, rocking on balls of feet, flexing or cracking fingers sporadically.
frustration: short breaths, “ tsk ” sounds, tightly-clenched hands, fist-like gestures, pointing index finger, rubbing hand through hair, rubbing back of neck, snarling, revealing teeth, grimacing, sharp-eyed glowers with notable tension in brow, shoulders back and head up - defensive posturing, clenching of jaw, grinding teeth, nostrils flaring, heavy exhales.
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whatthepvck · 5 months
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pens v canes today (im late)
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esrah-rah-rasputin · 2 years
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Jowboy and Jwizard sketch, plus WIP on the Jwizard line art
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[ID: Two sketches of Jon Sims side by side, done in orange. The first is of Jon as a cowboy, labeled as “Jowboy,” and the second of Jon as a wizard, labeled as “Jwizard.”
The Cowboy Jon half of the drawing shows him partially turned to the left, posed with slightly bent legs and holding a fountain pen in two gloved hands like a pistol. He is looking to the right with an intense and apprehensive expression. He has short curly hair, old sunglasses which have small folded lenses on the sides, and a filled in but short beard. On his upper half he is wearing a collared shirt with a simple vine pattern on the sleeves and neck, a handkerchief knotted tie, and a jacket that’s tucked into a belt with an eye motif buckle. The jacket sleeves are partially pulled up and the unbuttoned sleeve collars are folded over the edges. He is also wearing a pair of pants with patterning on the outside and inside of each leg respectively, with a line of fabric separating them, and which somewhat resembles chaps. The pattern is a moon pattern on the inside of each leg, and sun pattern on the outsides. His pants are tucked into cowboy boots with two large stars on the fronts, and a sun and moon on the bridges of the shoes.
The Wizard Jon half of the drawing shows him from the front, positioned as if he momentarily paused walking. He has one hand held airily apart from his body, and the other holding the head of a cane with a tall rectangular handle. He has a calm but knowing smile, and like the first drawing, he has a filled in but short beard. He is wearing a hat which partially covers his eyes, and has a veil encircling it which has been blown up to reveal one eye looking at the viewer. He is also wearing a pair of large half moon glasses, a pearl earring that looks like a bird claw grabbing an egg, two necklaces with various pendants, an unbuttoned shirt with a frilled front and upturned collar, a waistcoat, plain trousers with two rows of buttons, and calf-high boots with a V shaped lacing section. He is also wearing a long cloak-like jacket made of stiff fabric, which has one pattern of resonating salt as a repeating pattern on the entire jacket.
[ID: the sketch of wizard Jon from the shoulders up, partially lined in. His face and neck are lined, and part of his hat and collar are lined. The line art has followed the sketch for the most part, and detail has been added to Jon’s eyes to show more complex wrinkles and eyelashes. Jon’s hair is shiny and dark, and he has a filled in but short beard that has gaps around the worm scar on his jaw. /End ID]
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scrivellc · 6 months
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a study in your muse's body language.
bold what applies to your muse, italicize what applies to them only in certain scenarios. please repost, don't reblog !
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defensiveness: arms crossed on chest, crossing legs, fist-like gestures, pointing index finger, karate chops, stiffening of shoulders, tense posture, curling of lip, baring of teeth.
reflective: hand-to-face gestures, head tilted, stroking chin, peering over glasses, taking glasses off and cleaning them, putting earpiece of glasses in mouth, pipe smoker gestures, putting hand to bridge of nose, pursed lips, knitted brows.
suspicion: arms crossed, sideways glance, touching or rubbing nose, rubbing eyes, hands resting on weapon, brows raising, lips pressing into a thin line, strict and unwavering eye contact, wrinkling of nose.
confidence: hands behind back, hands on lapels of coat, steepled hands, baring teeth in a grin, rolling shoulders, tipping head back but maintaining eye contact, chest puffed up - shoulders back, arms folded just above navel, wide eyes, standing akimbo.
insecurity and anxiety: chewing pen or pencil, rubbing thumb over opposite thumb, biting fingernails, hands in pockets, elbow bent, closed gestures, clearing throat, “ whew ” sound, picking or pinching flesh, fidgeting in chair, hand covering mouth whilst speaking, poor eye contact, tugging at pants whilst seated, jingling money in pockets, tugging at ear, perspiring hands, playing with hair, swaying, playing with pointer, marker or cane, smacking lips, sighing, rocking on balls of feet, flexing or cracking fingers sporadically.
frustration: short breaths, “ tsk ” sounds, tightly-clenched hands, fist-like gestures, pointing index finger, rubbing hand through hair, rubbing back of neck, snarling, revealing teeth, grimacing, sharp-eyed glowers with notable tension in brow, shoulders back and head up - defensive posturing, clenching of jaw, grinding teeth, nostrils flaring, heavy exhales.
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fakeloveaskblog · 1 year
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(Hi, me again)
Okay V, I’ll give you some space. Let me know if you need anything and I’ll be right with you. Goodbye to you to Bela. Keep him safe for me okay.
Hiya folks I’m back. How’s everything going?
Glow Eyes
(No proofreading bc im sick again. also calling Virgil for V sounds very cute for some reason)
"Welcome back!" Patty greeted "Perfect timing. I saved a sandwich for you"
She held the sandiwhc out into the air until you materalized a pair of hands to grab it. The group was sitting around on whatever chairs they had found in the lobby of the art house. Logan had brought coffee and his wife had brought hot chcolate.
"According to my schedule we should be finished by the end of today" Logan said while checking his neat notebook. Patty took his pen to doodle tiny frogs in the margins.
Remus had already finished his lunch and was sitting crosslegged on a bench with his face smoshed up against his friend- uhm- partner- no-.... With his face smoshed up against Janus' upper arm. The fuzzy fabric of their sweater tickled his nose as he touched the edges of their fingertips.
"Jannie y'know you can talk to me if there is anything" Remus mumbled out "I know me and Remy can let out brains explode and splatter everywhere sometimes. So y'know just a reminder"
"Thanks deary, I am aware though. This might be hard to believe but I don't have anything to whine about right now" They let their fingers entangle with his "I feel quite at peace"
Remus bonked his nose even further into their sweater "Just wanted to make sure"
"Dukey, the time" Rowan interrupted "The posters aren't going to prinst themself. We don't got any magic candelaber....sadly"
"Ah shit! Right! Uhhh the store was just like 5 minutes away right?"
"50 bro if you're going to walk" His twin rolled her eyes while patting his back "I can drive. I'm much more used to dealing with posters anyhow" She also patted her own back.
Remus hesitated before giving Janus a quick hug and the tiniest of kisses to the cheek before getting up "See you later fucker!" Rowan jokingly blew a kiss to Patty before leaving with her twin.
There was the sound of a door opening before loud chattering erupted for a bit before more door moving. Janus was already gearing up some sarcastic comment about how quick the trip had gone as soon as he saw the entrance door opening again but shut up when he saw it was Remy.
"Hiii" They were leaning heavily on their cane and let out deep breathe as they sat down next to Janus.
Patty and Logan greeted back at them and Janus kissed them before whispering out a question if the therapy had gone good. They whispered back something about how it had gone good but it had thrown all their spoons out the window.
"Who is throwing spoons out the window?" Logan asked while peering around at the nearest windows.
"It's a metaphor darling"
Patty got up and dusted her long skirt off "I haven't seen the paintings on the upper floor does anyone want to go take a peek?" Logan immediately stood up and took her hand.
Janus could see that Remy was in too much pain to even get to the elevator right now so he waved it off "I'll stay here for a while. Steal all of the coffee muhaha"
As soon as the other two had gone upstairs Remy let themself collapse onto their partner so their head laid in janus' lap. Their hair had gotten just about long enough so he could try to make tiny braids out of it.
"Girl it's like such a heavy day today. Like My brain won't shut up 'bout relapsing" Remy muttered out. Their breathing slowing down and their body relaxing as they felt their partner's warmth.
"Anything in particular wrong?"
"Nah nah don't worry babe. Just y'know. It feels kinda scary to feel happy. Feels like everything's gonna go to shit so it just like feels safer to be high and like disappear before anything instead y'know?"
Janus leant down to press a kiss to their temple "I know. I'm glad you came here instead of dealing with it on your own"
Remy smiled smugly and spoke in a sort of joking cutesy voice "Aww I was wjust wmissing wmy partner" They did some kissy noises.
A while later Patty and Logan came back from looking at the art "It'S So SAD LOGIE!!" She exclaimed with her eyes still on the brink of tears.
Logan had a look on his face that could only mean that this sort of thing happened every single time they went to look at art. He patted her hand and let her sniffle into his shirt.
"What you helped with looks great too deary" She added.
"Thanks love"
The group spent the next hour doing wordle before everyone except for Remy banded together to finish the crossword in the newspaper laying in the reception. Remy had assigned themself to be the cheerleader so all they did was play 'supportive' music.
Once the twins got back they had five or so posters with them and a few brochures. The kind of brochures you get in the reception of an art exhibition where the artist got to write a few sentences about what had inspired them to make the art.
Everyone went to help set up the posters on the outside of the building except for Remus and Remy because the Rems wanted Rem time. Remus was accidentally blabbering about the brochure while pointing out every little thing.
He turned it over onto the back where the credits were for the people who had worked on the exhibition. Of course Remus name was written along with Logan as a researcher and Remy.
"Why's my name there?"
"Becaaauuuseee you're my museeee" Remus jokingly nudged his head against theirs "Just kidding. It's cause of that embrodiery you made! Don't worry! Your name isn't on the poster! No one will know you were part of this except for the people coming"
"I didn't think the embrodiery was such a big thing- ah shit! I've been forgetting to give your sis the skirts I re sewed for her"
"It was a big thing for my heart! My rotten lil soul!!!"
"Your soul is worth 5 cents at best" Remy replied to which Remus gasped.
"Evil! Vile! Such insults! And to your dear boyfriend as well!!!"
"Are you???"
"I'M NOT???"
"WELL- YeAH- But uh girl sorry yeah like" Their face went red for once "I wasn't like ready for it"
Remus blurted out a flustered "That's what she said"
"Your arm is like getting hairyer by the way" Remy said because they loved the look on their boyfriend's face whenever a wave of gender euphoria hit him.
"Really? I thought so too but I didn't wanna assume!! Soon enough I'm getting that fucking mustache!! I can almost taste it!!"
Remy cupped his cheek "You're voice is gonna sound so fucking pretty when it like drops like any minute now. Kiss?"
"Yesh please"
The sun had started to lowed in the sky and all of the posters had been hung up. The exhibition was ready to open. There was just one more night till it was time.
Logan, Patty and Rowan had already booked a reservation for a karaoke restaurant (Logan had only agreed to go because it was trivia night) so the trio left soon after.
The room was quiet for a bit between the remaining three before Remus finally blurted out "Uhh I think I got knives in my stomach"
"Nervous?"
"yEAH"
Janus clasped their hands together "All right does anyone wanna have a sleep over. Can't be nervous over an art show if you're nervous about one of the two of us stabbing you in your sleep!"
Remus nodded while looking like a soggy puppy.
"Any specific place you wanna stay at? Mine or yours?"
Remus shrugged. Remy did too.
"Alright. Ghost's choice then. If only everyone could have a ghost around. No one would ever have to toss a coin ever again"
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The following is a list of psychedelic drugs of various chemical classes, including both naturally occurring and synthetic compounds. Serotonergic psychedelics are usually considered the "classical" psychedelics whereas the other classes are often seen as having only secondary psychedelic properties; nonetheless all of the compounds listed here are considered psychoactive and hallucinogenic in humans to some degree.
Some of these compounds may be classified differently or under more than one category due to a unique structural classification, multiple mechanisms of action, or the fact that the precise pharmacodynamic actions of the compound are not yet completely understood. Because of the vast amount of possible substitutions and chemical analogs of most psychedelic compounds, the total diversity of chemical compounds which produce psychedelic effects in humans is not fully reflected within this list, leaving room for many that have not yet been sufficiently investigated and others that have not yet been discovered.
There are well over a hundred individual psychedelic compounds — yet 10 of them account for the vast majority of use. There’s a good reason for this. Almost all the conventional psychedelics originate from plant or animal sources and have a long history of use. A few of the man-made psychedelics (such as LSD and ketamine) have been around for decades already.
The rest of the psychedelic compounds you’ll find on this list were only invented within the past 10 or 20 years and have virtually no official research to prove they’re safe to use.
Golden Teacher Mushroom
Psilocybe cubensis (Golden Teacher Mushroom) is a species of psychedelic mushroom whose major lively compounds are psilocybin and psilocin. Generally known as shrooms, magic mushrooms, golden halos, cubes, or gold caps, it belongs to the fungus circle of relatives Hymenogastraceae and was previously known as Stropharia cubensis. It is the most-well known psilocybin mushroom because of its wide distribution and simplicity of cultivation. Golden Teacher Magic Mushrooms are one of the most popular and common traces of magic mushrooms.
Psilocybe cubensis is found on cow (and occasionally horse) dung, sugar cane mulch or rich pasture soil, with mushrooms appearing from February to December in the northern hemisphere, and November to April in the southern hemisphere. In Asia, the species grows on water buffalo dung.
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A vape pen is a vaporizing device designed to vaporize distillates and oils. They are mostly used to vaporize nicotine and cannabis, and are called pens because their compact design resembles that of a traditional ballpoint pen and consists of two pieces: a battery and a cartridge. The vaping substance, commonly known as E-liquid, is often flavored, and comes in prefilled or refillable cartridges. A DMT vape pen is simply a vape pen, or E-cigarette, that uses an E-liquid cartridge containing DMT. As with cannabis, DMT vape pens have the benefits of ease of use, convenience, and control over dosage. The psychoactive effects of vaping DMT are mostly identical to those experienced when smoking it.
Ayahuasca Tea
Ayahuasca also known as the tea, the vine, and la purga is a brew made from the leaves of the Psychotria viridis shrub along with the stalks of the Banisteriopsis caapi vine, though other plants and ingredients can be added as well buy ayahuasca kit.
This drink was used for spiritual and religious purposes by ancient Amazonian tribes and is still used as a sacred beverage by some religious communities in Brazil and North America, including the Santo Daime.
The Banisteriopsis caapi vine is cleaned and smashed before being boiled to increase the extraction of its medicinal compounds.
When the brew has reduced to the shaman’s liking, the water is removed and reserved, leaving behind the plant material. This process is repeated until a highly concentrated liquid is produced. Once cooled, the brew is strained to remove impurities.
Blue Meanie Magic Mushroom
Blue Meanies Magic Mushrooms are a potent strain of psilocybe cubensis. The name Blue Meanie is also used to describe a strain called Psilocybe Cyanescens (P. Cyans) which is known to be 2 times more potent than any other P. Cubensis strain. Our Blue Meanie Magic Mushrooms are of the P. Cubensis type and are not to be mistaken.
The Blue Meanie P. Cubensis was named by an unknown spore vendor back in the day who decided this strong strain would share the same name as the original Blue Meanie P. Cyans. This mushroom is known to be a prolific writer, often growing many flushes and easily bruising (blueing) at the point of physical contact. Expect above average intensity compared to other cubensis shrooms strains.
DMT
N,N-Dimethyltryptamine (DMT or N,N-DMT) is a substituted tryptamine that occurs in many plants and animals, including human beings, and which is both a derivative and a structural analog of tryptamine. It is used as a recreational psychedelic drug and prepared by various cultures for ritual purposes as an entheogen.
DMT has a rapid onset, intense effects, and a relatively short duration of action. For those reasons, DMT was known as the "business trip" during the 1960s in the United States, as a user could access the full depth of a psychedelic experience in considerably less time than with other substances such as LSD or psilocybin mushrooms.
DMT can be inhaled, ingested, or injected and its effects depend on the dose, as well as the mode of administration. When inhaled or injected, the effects last a short period of time: about five to 15 minutes. Effects can last three hours or more when orally ingested along with a monoamine oxidase inhibitor (MAOI), such as the ayahuasca brew of many native Amazonian tribes.
Penis Envy Magic Mushroom
Penis Envy is one of the most rare and sought after Psilocybe Cubensis amongst hardcore psychonauts. Its name describes its physical form; thick shaft and a bulbous head that doesn’t quite spread wide open.
Penis Envy magic mushrooms are known to be one of the strongest and hard hitting. This strain grows very slow but the yields are large fruits, and mycologists suggest that its slow growth results in more time for psilocybin production.
Expect deep shamanic experiences, vision quests and an intense mystical experience with penis mushroom. Not recommended for first time users. This strain is special and expects a trans-formative experience.
Penis Envy is a bonafide classic with an exciting history. The story goes that Penis Envy magic mushrooms were first discovered by famous psychonaut Terrence McKenna.
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3,4-Methyl​enedioxy​methamphetamine (MDMA), commonly known as ecstasy, E, or molly, is a psychoactive drug primarily used for recreational purposes. The desired effects include altered sensations, increased energy, empathy, as well as pleasure. When taken by mouth, effects begin in 30 to 45 minutes and last 3 to 6 hours. MDMA was first developed in 1912 by Merck. It was used to enhance psychotherapy beginning in the 1970s and became popular as a street drug in the 1980s. MDMA is commonly associated with dance parties, raves, and electronic dance music. It may be mixed with other substances such as ephedrine, amphetamine, and methamphetamine. In 2016, about 21 million people between the ages of 15 and 64 used ecstasy (0.3% of the world population). This was broadly similar to the percentage of people who use cocaine or amphetamines, but lower than for cannabis or opioids. In the United States, as of 2017, about 7% of people have used MDMA at some point in their lives and 0.9% have used it in the last year.
Ketamine
Ketamine is a medication primarily used for induction and maintenance of anesthesia. It induces dissociative anesthesia, a trance-like state providing pain relief, sedation, and amnesia. The distinguishing features of ketamine anesthesia are preserved breathing and airway reflexes, stimulated heart function with increased blood pressure, and moderate bronchodilation. At lower, sub-anesthetic doses, ketamine is a promising agent for pain and treatment-resistant depression. However, the antidepressant action of a single administration of ketamine wanes with time, and the effects of repeated use have not been sufficiently studied.
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