#peepers unappreciation post

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#peepers unappreciation post #wander over yonder #woy #save woy

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Ok even though I just got on board with wandering eye, I’m still gonna do this (https://lacertae-dreamscape.tumblr.com/post/157039337687/otp-question-meme) cause it’s fun.

1. Who’s more affectionate? No shit it’s wander. He is the more affectionate of the two, even though peepers can return it a little rougher.

2. Big spoon/little spoon? Peepers is the big spoon, he likes that title. he clings on to wander from the back while they cuddle and he just falls asleep like that. Wander likes it tho

3. What’s the most common argument? Its less arguing and more lovingly nagging at eachother. Mostly about the little things.

4. Favorite non sexual activity? They both enjoy traveling. For different reasons of course but wander can’t help but marvel at everything and wants to make sure the peepers is included.

5. Who’s more likely to carry who? Wander can carry peepers and vice versa. Sometimes wander has to save peepers from being beaten to a fine paste, and he carries peeper’s unconscienced body.

6. What do they admire about eachother? Peepers admires his ability to do about almost anything, he’s good with advice, he (can be) much quieter than lord hater, and wander actually respect peepers like a person instead of treating him like 2nd place. wander loves his determination, charm, and wit. He loves how peepers reacts when he’s affectionate, and he trusts him with lots of personal stuff and he knows if he says “don’t say anything about it,” peepers will remember and keep his mouth shut.

7. What’s the first thing that changes when they first realize their feelings for eachother. Wander is completely confused when he starts to think of peepers differently. He had never been in a romantic relationship let alone ever had any romantic feelings towards anyone. He was alone for most of his life, nobody told him what romantic feelings are and how they work. so at first he had a hard time expressing how he felt about peepers, but he started to get it after Sylvia tried to explain it in a way that he might understand. When peepers finds out he’s super angry at himself. He is mad at his brain for choosing that wandering weirdo out of anyone else. But he starts to accept it and realize slowly that wander shares his feelings. It’s rocky and tense at first but it calms down the more they see and interact with eachother.

8. Nicknames and how did they originate? Wander always calls peepers, peeps, or cp’s. He doesn’t use them often, but especially uses them when the two are nagging eachother. While peepers prefers to use teasing nicknames for wander. Like fuzzball, wandering weirdo, or something related to goofball.

9. who worries the most? It’s actually a mix of both. Peepers is more vocal and obvious while wander can only try to hide it for so long until he has a full blown meltdown.

10. Who remembers what the other orders at restaurants? Again it’s both. Peepers has taught himself to never forget requested items. Even though that forces him to remember moments that he never wants to live through again, it’s not all bad. Wander can remember your favorite food and store it in his mind where he will never forget it.

11.who tops? Peepers, 100%, but the thing is, he doesn’t think wander knows what sex is. Sure, peepers loves to tease wander in sexual manner (it makes wander flustered as hell and is the only thing that can wipe that dopey grin off of his face in a flash). But he doesn’t think he is comfortable with the idea of sex yet. He wants to atleast try to introduce the idea to wander, just so he can try to get a little more used to the idea. Wander is extremely confused about sexual activities but he understands when peepers does something to him that might seem suggestive. He knows what sex is and he’s just scared of it. He’s afraid of accidentally hurting peepers or himself or how it was even going to work or if he would damage something internally and he’s just not interested for now, just gentle suggestive touches are ok.

12. Who initiates a kiss? Wander of course, they always catch peepers by surprise and get him all flustered.

13. Who reaches out for eachothers hand? Peepers would try to make a move but it always makes him nervous to hold wander’s hand. He doesn’t know why but it just gets him so giddy and worried.

14. Who kisses the hardest. Again peepers, wander is very gentle and quick, loving the reaction it gets out peepers and the rush it gives the both of them. But peepers goes for long, hard and meaningful kisses. Leaving wander speechless sometimes immobile for a short period of time because of how overwhelmed he gets from them.

15. Who wakes up first? even though both wake up super early in the morning, wander wakes up a bit earlier than peepers, and he tries to keep him asleep for longer than usual because he knows that peepers gets very little sleep.

16. Who wants to stay in bed longer? Peepers would like to, but he feels like he’s much better prepared if he gets up early in the morning. Though he’s not as grumpy in the morning if he gets a good rest (which wander will do anything to help him sleep better, just so peepers feels better in the morning).

17. Who says I love you first? wander and he is surprisingly a nervous wreck while doing so. He didn’t want to make peepers uncomfortable, or mad or disappointed. He just mentally begged that peepers wouldn’t yell at him for the confession.

18. Who leave little notes in the other ones lunch? Wander (duh lmao) they usually remind him of something or give him advice like “if you bring a treat, Captain tim will less likely love-bite you to death! Xoxxo -wander”

19. Who tells their family/ friends about their relationship first. Wander again because he trusts Sylvia enough that she wouldn’t overreact. But she did knock peepers out cold before wander could tell her anything, and after he tells her the reason why he’s been asking about romantic feelings so much, she’s just like “oh, whoops,”. Peepers cannot let hater find out about that he is in a relationship with hater’s most hated enemy or else he’s be arachnomorph food. He tries to keep quiet about it and has even paid one of the smarter watchdogs to wear a spare commander outfit and take his place, while he ran away for a few days to stay with wander.

20. What does their family/friends think of the relationship? Sylvia is skeptical of peepers and will show no mercy if he does something to wander that looks like it’s gonna hurt him. But he hasn’t hurt wander, not even once. But she’s happy that wander seems to be enjoying his first relationship. Hater is completely oblivious and peepers wants to keep it that way. The watchdogs could care less.

21. Who would start dancing with the other? Wander would start dancing, peepers would try to dance with him but he can’t keep up, he would sit out and let wander spaz out on the dance floor for a while.

22. Who’s better at cooking? They are both very good at cooking in their own ways. Peepers prefers following a recipe step by step while wander enjoys experimenting with what he’s got.

23. Who comes up with the cheesiest pick up lines? Eh, both of them will throw them at eachother, occasionally it’ll get a chuckle out of peepers, but they always get wander, by the time they’re done, he’s catching his breath because of how hard he laughed. But peepers does enjoy watching him laugh.

24. Who whispers inappropriate things in eachother’s ears at inappropriate times? Hands down, wander, he would do anything to lighten up someone in a dark and serious environment.

25. Who needs more assurance? A little bit of both, peepers needs assurance from wander, to make sure he hasn’t lost his head. And wander needs assistance from peepers, to know if he is going too far with obsessing over a minor problem.

26. What would be there theme song? Shit dawg idk.

I’m skipping 27 I’m sorry🥺😳

28. What do they do when they’re away from eachother? They just go on, but peepers is a little sadder without wander because in the skull ship, he’s a target for torment, he is unappreciated, and overworked. While wander, misses him dearly, he misses the affection, the cuddles, even the teasing. He just feels like something is missing when he’s gone.

29. Head cannons about this OTP that breaks your heart. I headcannon two things, 1. Wander was abandoned by his parents and left to die when he was super young, so he has abandonment issues, and 2. I believe he is a chaotic good immortal being so he is going to out-live peepers. (Wander knows this, but he’s not going to let it bother him).

30. One headcannon about this OTP that mends it together. My headcannon about this couple is, wander would not try to convince peepers to become good or vice versa. They’d love eachother without a care on what side they’re on.