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#pat pat my lil brainrot you will be treated soon
catgonerogue · 3 months
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Happy to say I will be a part of the BG3 Deadly Alliance Zine (( @bg3zine )) !! So very excited for this and can't wait to start 😌✨
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xxsabitoxx · 2 years
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Dad!Sanemi headcanons
Giyu • Rengoku • Tengen • Gyomei • Obanai
(all coming soon)
Warnings: a lil bit suggestive here and there but nothing crazy
A/N: gotta get some of this DILF brainrot out of my head before all my current in progress fics become breeding kink centered lmfao
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Sanemi is the one who first brings up the idea of starting a family
He may not seem like the type on the outside, but he’s yearns to start a family
He only wants to do so in a place that is safe for you and the baby, somewhere no demon could ever hurt you
If this man intends on getting you pregnant, he’s going to get you pregnant.
Like two tries at most!!! And suddenly you’re pregnant. Man got magic sperm Idfk
He treats you as if you are glass that will shatter if he so much as blinks at you wrong.
This is only during the early stages of your pregnancy since he knows the chances of losing the baby are pretty high during this time
Once you hit your second trimester and your stomach starts to grow, he eases up a bit
He is constantly!!!! Talking you your stomach
Like he tells your stomach good morning and goodnight and will sit there and tell them about his day
He is so weirded out but so obsessed with the baby kicks. Like watching your stomach shift and morph while your baby moves, he’s entranced.
Man thinks you look hot as fuck carrying his baby lmao — expect nonstop praises
When it’s time to give birth this man is STRESSED
Like he is trying so hard to keep calm for your sake but he is SWEATING
He hates seeing you in pain and is super worried about possible complications while giving birth
So he is just singing you praises and telling you how much he loves you
When your baby is born this man is a wreck
Like he is initially in a state of shock. He can’t believe that tiny human was just inside of you
He also can’t believe you pushed that out?!
Once things calm down and you and your baby are settled it really hits him that he’s a dad
It becomes a little too much to handle when you hand him your baby
Like tears start streaming down his face
That little baby in his arms already has him wrapped around their tiny chubby finger
Sanemi is literally the baby daddy everyone wishes they had
He is up and tending to your baby the second they so much as make a peep
Sanemi is a HUGE fan of skin to skin. So he is walking around your shared home shirtless with your baby held to his chest
Like I’m so serious, this man is a DILF
Being new parents means not a lot of sleep, but there is something so attractive about Sanemi in the early hours of the morning
Like he isn’t a morning person at all. But it’s like something awakens in him as a father lmao
He is so soft when he first wakes up
He’ll usually get the baby ready for you before waking you up. He wants you to get as much sleep as you can
You usually wake up to him slowly walking around your shared bedroom. Eyes lidded and hair disheveled with your baby laying on his chest.
He’s whispering sweet words and patting their back to try and get them to fall back to sleep.
Once he gets them back to sleep he usually returns to your shared bed with them still on his chest
He usually opened his arm wide to allow you to get as close as possible. He is on cloud nine with your baby and your head on his chest
As your baby gets older Sanemi becomes a little bit of a nervous wreck
He had a lot of siblings so he knows bumps and bruises are bound to happen
But he’s also aware of demons this time, so that baby isn’t leaving his eye sight
Around the time your baby is about 2 years old Sanemi brings up the idea of having another
You agree to try for a second, the decision not being a hard one since you know how much Sanemi helps you
Turns out having a toddler while being heavily pregnant is quite the experience
Truthfully your baby is very attached to both of you, so you can’t tell if they are a mommy or daddy’s baby
Sanemi’s everything he wished his father was
His childhood still haunts him, the last thing he ever wants is either of you to experience what he did
Sanemi - as surprising as it may seem - refuses to ever raise his voice or a hand to you or his child
He swore to himself he’d never be as pathetic as his father was
He is absolutely running around the yard playing with your kids
Tag and play wrestling for the most part, he also loves making your kids laugh
He is super determined to keep your kids unaware of demons and the demon slayer corps so they think “mommy & daddy are in the military”
Though Sanemi tries his hardest to keep you from returning to the corps
He is determined to be the best husband and father he can be
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