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#osian is charlie’s half brother
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Don’t give babies fairy milk (Morningstar Mishap)
TW: Accidental poisoning 👇
Osian: *crying and vomiting*
Charlie: *panicking*
Lucifer: *who was just waking up from a name because he desperately needed one* WHAT HAPPENED?!
Charlie: *hands Osian over* I DON’T KNOW! HE WAS HUNGRY SO I GAVE HIM A BOTTLE!
Lucifer: *helps clean his son up but he’s still sick* Was the formula expired?
Charlie: *nervously* I didn’t give him formula. I gave him fairy milk.
Lucifer: *horrified* WHAT THE HELL IS FAIRY MILK?!
Charlie: Well I know he drinks formula and not much else so I thought giving him something with some flavor would be a nice treat for him…so I found these recipes to make milk more exciting!
Lucifer: *even more horrified* What did you give him? What was in that stuff?
Charlie: Oh ya know…harmless things like honey, vanilla, cinnamon.
Lucifer: YOU CAN’T GIVE THAT STUFF TO AN INFANT!
Charlie: What? But it’s milk!
Lucifer: YOU CAN’T JUST ADD THINGS LIKE THAT! HE CAN’T PROCESS ANYTHING BUT FORMULA RIGHT NOW! *goes back to treating Osian*
Charlie: *starts crying* I’m sorry! I didn’t know!
Lucifer: *is trying not to lose his shit and help his son*
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Lucifer, do Charlie and Vaggie ever babysit?
Charlie and Vaggie, do you want to have kids some day?
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Lucifer: Charlie is not allow near Osian alone since she sold her soul to a certain demon.
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Charlie, what is your age gap with Osian? What will your age gap be with the new baby when they’re born?
Charlie: Well…I’m 207 years old. But maturity wise I’m like in my mid-late 20s. So if I’m ever alone with Osian, people think I’m his mom. And with the new baby…it’ll be 208 year-difference.
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Question for Lucifer. If you had Osian with Lilith while Charlie was still a kid, how do you think kid Charlie would have reacted compared to adult Charlie?
Lucifer: I know for a fact Charlie would love Osian to death! She wanted a younger sibling so badly but Lilith was just fine with the one. I know for a fact Charlie would have used Osian as a doll and dress him up and use him for tea parties (because she did that would me and I would do it again!).
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