#or get me hassled by people wanting me to shrink their pet tiger down to permanent kitten size

[theriu]

You ever buy a thing and it’s just a LITTLE too big, like it WORKS but you wish it you could just manifest your paint program’s Lasso Tool and resize that thing a few percentage points?

#river rambles #I have felt this several times lately #just want to be able to enlarge or shrink things a bit #wouldn't that be a cool superpower? #I can imagine all sorts of uses #probably not applicable in crimefighting but then again... #imagine if you could shrink the bad guy's car so it's too small for them to get in #must not be used on living things that just sounds like it would lead to Problems #or get me hassled by people wanting me to shrink their pet tiger down to permanent kitten size #which is a bad idea no do not #humor #shrinking #random thoughts