#ooh let’s take these flavorful characters but strip away their magic powers/things being set in SPACE and give them insignificant drama

[dykeredhood]

IDK why anyone ever bothers to write a high school AU when Hercules: the Animated Series (1998) already exists

#never understood the appeal of a high school AU to begin with… #ooh let’s take these flavorful characters but strip away their magic powers/things being set in SPACE and give them insignificant drama #when Herc & his school friends are taking a tour of the olive factory hosted by Pimtentocles… #Icarus: ooooooooh you’re scared of the pimentos… a thousand little red eyes that never blink #the cop is named CHIPacles ffs it’s brilliant #Herc: hey Tempest (his Amazon classmate)… wanna go out for lunch sometime? #Tempest: I only eat what I’ve slaughtered with my bare hands 😤 #Herc: …we’ll go dutch #Hercules #Disney’s Hercules #Hercules TAS #Hercules the animated series #personal #rant in tags