#omg new complication im going to have to go alone because my brother is lame core sucks core and my twin core which means

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So there's this Event I want to go to but it DHAS AN AGE RESTRICTION because alcohol is going to be there like my dainty wine sipping on holidays ass is going to be throwing them back🙄🙄🙄its happening in a week is that sufficient time to acquire a fake id or.

#what if i buy tix and make the 40 min commute and make pathetic pleading eyes at idk whoever will need to check my id and they let me in. #what if i offer illicit services in exchange for entrance and then proceed to be promptly escorted out of the building #what if i sneak in. #what if i manage to gain employment at the venue working a shift the same time of the event #then disguise myself and now im rollicking freely and the most suddenly unemployed and happiest person alive #should i attempt any of these things. worst case scenario is i have no story 2 tell and like 25 dollars spent on hope #which i can more than live with #omg new complication im going to have to go alone because my brother is lame core sucks core and my twin core which means #even if i convinced him hes not old enough either so hed need a fake id too and that would be expending way 2 much effort 2 go somewhere #he didnt want to in the first place #and theres no one else who'd care tbh #the irony is like im not even going 2 drink if i make it in there LETMEIN #feeling very born 2 late born 2 young rb #should i go alone...its kinda not that sort of thing. #put on my irresistible charm and befriend a stranger who may also be alone or who has friend group i can seamlessly integrate myself in #all of these are definitely plausible scenarios and definitely not the desperate ramblings of someone who refuses to accept that something #they want to happen is probably likely not going to happen #if i google the building mayB i can find some blueprints or use google maps that sometimes shows u the interior of places i can create #an infiltration plan #see this is y i never post on here im a rambler its chronic #exhales