#omg harry will do a nude scene

[harryfeatgaga]

no but like actors going nude for films is such a funny concept when i’ve learned that people call that “hanging dong” like last year i saw people saying stuff like “omg oscar isaac hangs dong in scenes of a marriage” “people need to know he hangs dong it’s the best promo there is for the show” like what does that expression even mean? who’s dong and why is he hanging 😩 why are they always rumours of harry hanging dong the public is so thirsty for it i fear absolutely chaos once the dong gets hung 😩😩😩

NOT THE DONG GETS HUNGHUJFIV I DO NAWT THINK WE WILL BE SEEING HARRYS DONG UNFORTUNATELY JGNVBHUJI BUT ASS......😋

[houispoetry]

me watching my policeman is gonna be like this:

#harry styles #my policeman #omg harry will do a nude scene #ele tem um bundao sim #nunca foi bundex #bundex #big fat ass #like paradise #bob sponge #bob esponja #emma corrin

[girlrry]

Did u see that apparently Harry’s gonna have nude scenes in that one movie he’s doing 😗

omg 👁

[lucyreviewcy]

Game of Thrones - S02 E06

In this episode, Alfie Allen makes the ill-advised choice to invade Winterfell (I’m sure that won’t come back to bite him on the ass), Arya is nearly found out and asks Spooky Frenchman to do another killing for her, Sansa is nearly horribly attacked and I had to google how old Sophie Turner was when this scene was shot and no, I’m still not happy about it. 

Alfie Allen (noun) definition - Man whose actions almost always incur bloody vengeance.

I knew Tonks off of Harry Potter was going to have to be nude in this show because that’s one of the few Game of Thrones facts I was already familiar with. Something I do think is interesting is that female nudity occurs so frequently in the show that it starts to lose any kind of wow factor. “Oh, breasts, I have those - see them every day... not exciting, more beheadings please...” The same is true of the film Fifty Shades of Grey in which Dakota Johnson is naked so frequently that it becomes commonplace, if Dakota Johnson walked by me in the street naked I’d probably not notice anything out of the ordinary, so used am I to her nudity. Meanwhile, seeing a dude naked has occurred exactly twice in the show and both times (Hodor and Alfie Allen), it was deeply unsettling. Nobody likes a wang on screen, there I’ve said it. This tells you a lot, doesn’t it, about the female form and how it’s used as an essentially decorative addition to scenes, while the male nudity is, frankly, gross and disturbing. You can have Tonks off of Harry Potter offer herself to Alfie Allen in a sex way without her demonstrating her entire body, but when has this show ever turned down an excuse for nipples?

I’m really enjoying Spooky Frenchman (he might not be French but I love the phrase Spooky Frenchman - it’s a lot better than the two word phrase I came up with and repeated relentlessly in my last blog post), but the set they’re using for this castle/keep/ castle keep is really tiny and it feels like the training level of a video game called something like Urchin 3: Return to Castle Keep, where you play as Arya and you slowly pick off all the Lannisters OMG can I please have this game?

Finally, excuse me while I catch this bee and place it firmly in my bonnet.

I think it’s pretty clear from every post on this blog that I do not like child actors. The sound of children singing puts my teeth on edge, and it’s almost as bad when they’re delivering precocious witty dialogue. That said, one of the main gripes I have about the way Game of Thrones uses its child actors is that actually I’m worried that some of the scenes they’re shooting might be genuinely traumatising for them. In this episode, five men hold Sansa down and attempt to rape her. This is an unpleasant scene in any context, but when a 15-16 year old actress is at the centre of it, it’s all the more upsetting. Why should we expect teenage actors to be comfortable with taking part in these scenes, when adult women would likely find them extremely challenging? 

Emilia Clarke has already spoken out about how traumatic she found the experience of shooting nude scenes for the show:

“But I’d come fresh from drama school and I approached it as a job: if it’s in the script then it’s clearly needed. This is what this is and I’m going to make sense of it and that’s what I’m going to do and everything’s going to be cool.”

Sure sounds like this show pressured young, inexperienced actors into scenes that made them uncomfortable. Emilia Clarke was 23 when she was making the show, and didn’t feel comfortable asking for anything, or speaking up when she was unhappy - do we think that 16 year old Sophie Turner felt any different? Do you remember feeling confident to say what you were and were not happy with when you were 16? 

Anyway, shows where scenes regularly make you uncomfortable enough to have to google every other episode “how old is *actress name*” are clearly not my favourite genre.

#Game of Thrones #GameofThrones #GoT #blog #tv review

[metzili]

Things that Have Happened To Me at School: January-March

Boy: I’ve lost all faith for the human race. Do you know how many things people have managed to get stuck in their rectum?

Teacher: you need to stay away from the internet

Boy: the internet needs to stay away from me. It depends on who gets the restraining order first

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(My teacher plays music while he teaches)

Teacher: *stops* oh yeah, this is a good one.

Boy: what is it?

Teacher: what? Have you guys never listened to Spoon?

Girl: oh yeah. I love Spoon. I also love when they did that song with Fork

Girl 2: and that Spork fanfiction? Omg that was great

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Music: starts playing Ke$ha

(The only music my teacher plays is classic rock)

Everyone: *gets quiet*

Teacher: the fuck is this shit

Class: OHHHHHHH

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“Hey, listen to this song about grilled cheese”

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(In band class)

Boy: *playing around*

Girl: Adam, stop acting like your chair placement!

Everyone: oooohhhh

Boy 2: low blow, man

Boy:*slowly melts to the floor*

Me, who rejoined band a week ago and took his chair placement:

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Teacher: I have to warn you that at the end of Act II of Macbeth-

Girl: SATAN SHOWS UP

Teacher:...you’ll have to read the last scene by yourselves

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My Latin giving a lesbian dating advice. He told her to not even bother with the girl she liked if she won’t even text back because that’s just rude

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Teacher: okay so who can give me an example of a paradox?

Girl: Spaghetti is a noodle and a noodle is spaghetti?

Teacher:..no

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Girl- oW HE HIT ME Teacher- I don’t blame him you’re more annoying than my nephew

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Teacher: apparently it’s bad luck to say Macbeth before a theatre performance

Girl: wait how is it bad luck

Teacher: it’s like...how it’s bad to say Voldemort

Class: ohhhhh

Boy: see, if you want us to understand, just talk in harry potter references

Teacher: noted

Girl: okay but why is it bad luck

Teacher: weird stuff happens if you say it, like one time someone traded the prop knife for a real one and an actor accidentally killed someone on stage

Girl 2: what I want to know is if that person was charged with murder

Boy: yeah because it was accidentally

Girl 2: I’m gonna look it up

Teacher: you can’t find murder charges from hundreds of years ago in a different country.

Girl 2: I can if I hack into the British government’s FBI

Teacher: what

Girl 2: what

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“So, how’ve you been? Been bothered by any fuckboys lately?”

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Teacher: why are you looking up where I’ve lived before

Girl: Just because

Teacher: but how

Girl: okay so in tech class we found this code thingie that literally told you everything about someone so we looked up our teacher and found out everything like we even found out where he was holding his wedding in a month

Teacher: great. I’m teaching a class full of hackers

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“I get to write short essay introductions because I’m a short girl”

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My math teacher wrote the number 8 really weirdly and everyone noticed and this one girl, Riley, made fun of it so my teacher changed the 8 into an R and proceeded to write “Riley sux” on the board for revenge

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Teacher: Justin stop acting like a lazy piece of crap

Girl: You can’t say that!

Teacher- I can say it because I’m a lazy piece of crap

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Boy- I betted on the Patriots winning and I got $5 from my coach

Teacher-Betting is illegal

Boy-

Teacher-

Boy-

Teacher-

Boy- *runs out of room*

Teacher- YOU’RE GOING TO JAIL

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“Boy shut your turtle-looking Michelangelo face up”

“Excuse you I’m Donatello”

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Teacher: I mean, who wakes up in the morning wanting to do evil to other people

Boy: Donald Trump

(This was Inauguration Day)

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Teacher: *singing* My name is Riley and I’m a loserrr

Riley: True

Teacher : And I have no frieeends

Riley: tHAT’S NOT TRUE

Teacher: I DIDN’T MEAN IT

Riley: YES YOU DID

Teacher: You got me there

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Teacher: So why is Macbeth angry about *sees a girl taking pictures* Zipporah taking sELFIES UNDER THE DESK

Zipporah: he’s just jealous of this nude lip gloss

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Teacher: Mussolini spoke of reviving Roman greatness-now where have I heard that before? Sounds kind of like “Make Italy great again”

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“Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?”

“Fo’ drizzle”

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Teacher: We’re going to be outside this period so let me put on my jacket so I can look like a full on pimp

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We were doing IRL geometry questions outside and the last question was if the tree in the parking fell, which administration's cars would be screwed. (Yes, that was how it was written) When we were done, our teacher said to just screw it, we’re going to walk straight through the office instead of going around the school to look like gangsters. He also said to wink if we saw any administration and say that we figured out how to destroy their cars.

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Teacher: *reading an email* important weather information is being sent to you

Girl: can we leave

Teacher: it’s just a thunderstorm warning

Girl 2: SEVERE thunderstorm and tornado warning

Teacher: why do you care so much? I thought all you kids wanted to die

Girl: yeah but I want to die in the my aesthetic house not this dump

Teacher: you don’t want the firefighters looking for your body saying “ew can you believe this girl died in this place it’s total trash”

Girl: yes

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Girl: *clearly distressed* DID YOU KNOW CRAYOLA GOT RID OF DANDELION YELLOW

Boy: *also distressed* I KNOW

Girl: It was the best yellow! W H Y

Teacher: wtf

Girl: I mean why did they add another blue they already have like six of them

Teacher: I’m sure if you find the volume of this metaphorical 100 meter crayon Crayola will re-instate dandelion yellow

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Girl: can you please check your email for the weather email

Teacher: there’s nothing there because no one cares whether you live or die

#i can't make this shit up #most of this if from the same teacher #i love geometry class #high school