#old ass bitch with her Kurt Geiger bag like I don’t own Versace purses

[hairenya]

One of my colleagues and I are fighting (because she’s a bitch) and she framed it as wanting to be concerned with my teaching abilities which is hilarious because the student body absolutely adores me and hates her. Like motherfucker I am the Princess Diana of this middle school I will end your entire existence do not fuck with me.

#jlktalks. #she just bought a house and I don’t have any bills so like #the consequences of her getting in trouble are much more severe than mine lmao #old ass bitch with her Kurt Geiger bag like I don’t own Versace purses #this is me calmed down a Xanax and several hours later btw #I was 100% going to fight and her and even asked the SRO if he wanted to come watch #he said yeah btw but her pussy ass never showed up to ‘have a discussion with me’ #she’s mad because she made the kids sing happy birthday to her and wrote up those that didn’t #and I told them she couldn’t actually do that #and then she said it wasn’t the first time she had heard about her name being mentioned negatively in my class #like bitch I wasn’t trashing you but I’m sure af gonna start now #she’s also mad I told them they had a constitutional right not to stand for the pledge of allegiance #shout-out to my mentor for talking me out of telling her I don’t like her #she said it looks like I was taking their side like yeah bitch cause I am?? #the current advice from my mentor is to avoid her (I’m great at that I once went a year without talking to a teacher as TA) #(​like in her class everyday) and to say ‘we’ll have to agree to disagree’ if she says something #also shoutout to my new mentor he’s so sweet and so kind and gives such good advice and it actually works because I listen to him #the only reason I listen to him is that I have a crush on his married ass and I am nothing if not a sub #but hey whatever works #rant #adventures in teaching #‘I’m old school’ nah bitch you just old #she was talking too about how she had been in good spirits prior to all this #like I hope I ruined her birthday and I’m lowkey thinking about putting a spider in her room if I can catch one without freaking out #but she’d probably kill it which isn’t fair to the spider #she just got actual braces at 40 like you can’t afford actual invisaligners and you’re gonna try and tell me what to do???