#ok sorry for yelling i’ll stop now i promise. but like. riders lore goes insane y’all trust me

[bitter-sweet-coffee]

i think my problem with a lot of the tails and wave content that’s out there (besides the ship content we all know that’s the bottom of the barrel) is that people… LOVE to make tails win in the end. and like. i’m so sorry but no the fuck he would not LMAO

listen, LISTEN. i know i’m biased as a wave girlie, but seriously. wave’s whole thing is that she not only gets under his skin and outdoes him, but that he’s just simply not at her level when it comes to mechanics. inventions? whole other story, there’s a mandate restriction shimmied in there somewhere about eggman and tails. mechanics? EXTREME GEAR??? run, dude.

in the end, wave is very clever and also mean. tails isn’t going to get a last minute victory or upper hand, he isn’t going to “school her” or put her in her place… he is going to get bullied by her. sure he can land a few hits back but unfortunately wave isn’t going to give him the time of day required for him to even rebuttal.

“but in his spinoffs—“ i am so sorry to break it to you but wave is a rival, not a villain. tails can’t murder her, hell, their fight is of an intellectual nature not a physical one! tails does not win by fighting wave, the whole point of her character is that she’s older, more experienced, more specialized, and more cutthroat than him in her field. die and stay mad at it guys, tails isn’t coming out of this one unscathed

#semi vent #wave the swallow #tails the fox #it is SO dangerous putting this in the tails tag #tails fans you are so cool and real. i am a tails fan too just not on main i promise #do NOT come for my formatting and capitalization here. let her stay informal and messy and ugly <3 peace and love on planet earth #btw don’t even get me started on the extreme gear shit #TAILS CUSTOMIZED GEAR HE DIDN’T MAKE CUSTOM GEAR. THERE IS A DIFFERENCE #WAVE’S GEAR IS EXPLICITLY STATED TO BE HANDMADE AND FULLY CUSTOM. HER DESIGNS AND COMPLETE ENGINEERING. #IT IS IMPLIED TAILS USED A SHELL THAT HE WENT ON TO MODIFY. WITH MOST SHELLS BEING MASS PRODUCED BY EGGMAN #ok sorry for yelling i’ll stop now i promise. but like. riders lore goes insane y’all trust me