#ok I guess Ranni had some simps but like this isn’t my realm of simpage

[girlvinland]

I wish there was a crucible knight NPC that you could actually talk to, I guess the closest we get is Tanith’s knight or the ones who are named like Siluria and Ordovis. It’s kind of like I wish we had a silver knight NPC in DS but all we got was Ledo (lol this sounds like I’m disappointed about him but I fucking love Ledo and his giant cartoon hammer).

#by bug #i was just so excited that angel knight would be a singular char a boss w dialogue or something #they did me dirty w this and my simps like okay we got two hammer boys sure #but are they simps? this is questionable #on one hand I guess Bernahl could be a little simpy and Tragoth was perhaps a simp for humanity and getting people through mountains #ok I guess Ranni had some simps but like this isn’t my realm of simpage #i require one beefy man I can self-insert on who dedicates himself fully to one maiden/and or king #and/or goddess #alternatively he can be a pathetic wet dog of a man too #there’s still time there’s still dlc someday #i can’t complain too much I did basically get irina morne again and then she stayed around as hyetta kind of lol #them giving some morne fanservice still makes me laugh so hard like WHY #what a random fucking thing to use #LOL #ah ty fs