#of the rest of the crew I think Roach is the only one who regularly works out at a gym

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In a modern AU I think Stede works out because it’s what he’s ‘supposed’ to do and also because he has a healthy fear of death. He does a very doctor-recommended amount of cardio. He’s not opposed to the idea of strength training but if he gains muscle none of his tailored clothes would fit properly anymore!

Ed goes to the gym primarily to socialize and to do a public service by providing eye candy. He does show-offy stuff that won’t strain his knee, like one-armed chin-ups.

Izzy works out to make sure he’s in shape to crack skulls, should the need arise. He lifts enough weight that the gym bros respect him as being strong for his size, but not so much that he’s straining himself, because he’s not trying to bulk up and he’s not young enough to bounce back from an avoidable injury easily.

#steddyhands #ofmd #of the rest of the crew I think Roach is the only one who regularly works out at a gym #to work off the extra energy #Lucius and Pete burn calories in bed. Jim does martial arts. #Wee John has a bad back and won’t risk pissing it off #Frenchie is naturally lanky and Swede is Swedish they’re just like that #Fang walks dogs #Buttons takes long walks on the beach. like hours-long. #one time he accidentally walked across an international border and had to be deported back #Oluwande is perfect exactly as he is and Jim makes sure he knows it