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vladislaus: did you find him?
anastasia: no. i checked everywhere. vaughn is gone too.
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vladislaus: is that—klaus? what's happened to you?
anastasia: oh my god—are you guys okay?
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vaughn: there's a—fuck! shit! i almost died!
vladislaus: are you okay, son? are you hurt?
klaus: it—it didn't touch me, but—my stomach.
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vladislaus: what didn't touch you?
klaus: there was a werewolf! it was—it attacked us, and i tried to use my powers on it, but i think i—i killed him!
vladislaus: calm yourself, son. you're hungry, and frightened.
klaus: n-no—no! you—you don't understand!
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klaus: someone's dead because of me.
vladislaus: that is unlikely. you underestimate the strength of those beasts. come, let's feed you and trim those nails. we'll figure this out.
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vladislaus: you're very brave—one's first transformation can be quite frightening without assistance.
klaus: was it scary for you too, the first time?
vladislaus: ah... let's not discuss that.
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vaughn: [ sighs ] okay. go ahead.
anastasia: you fucking idiot.
vaughn: yup. there it is.
anastasia: why?!
vaughn: i just wanted to go hiking. honest.
anastasia: you could've died!
vaughn: i didn't think that—
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anastasia: of course you didn't! you don't think about anything! you and klaus could've been seriously hurt!
vaughn: i—i know. [ sighs ] i know, okay?
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vaughn: i was just—i mean, sarah called last night, and i just wanted to—i just wanted to clear my head, you know? i'm sorry. i didn't mean to—fuck. i'm really sorry, annie.
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anastasia: you're an idiot.
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anastasia: would it have been so hard to leave a note?
vaughn: next werewolf encounter, i'm on it.
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anastasia: [ whispers ] i'm so happy you're okay. i was so worried about you.
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vaughn: meeeeeee tooooooo! sheesh. fuck nature. i got my nature fix for the next year. so you wanna start day drinking?
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anastasia: no.
vaughn: you wanna do celebratory bong rips?
anastasia: i'm not doing drugs with you, vaughn.
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vaughn: if you loved me, you'd take a celebratory bong rip with me.
anastasia: good thing i literally hate you!
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breanna: [ groaning ] ugh... i feel like shit...
vladislaus: and just how many beers did you have tonight, my love?
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breanna: stopped counting after the fourth.
vladislaus: aw, dear, no wonder you feel awful. i do wish you had shown restraint.
breanna: but we was celebrating, vladdy, we're having fun.
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vladislaus: [ chuckles ] are you having fun?
breanna: no, i feel like shit right now.
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breanna: [ quietly ] psssst... vladdy, there's something i wanna tell you...
vladislaus: yes, my love?
breanna: but—but it's embarrassing. so you gotta be nice!
vladislaus: I am always nice.
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breanna: so, here's the thing... i wanna... you know—[ clears throat ] i wanna go to college.
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vladislaus: is that so?
breanna: u-um—yes—you see—i was sthinking about it, you know, and, uh, i just think it'd be a lot of fun. you know?
vladislaus: it won't be all fun and games. you must study, write essays, give presentations, work an internship.
breanna: ugh, always so patronizing.
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breanna: i—i know it's a lotta work, but i think it'd be good for me. ...do you?
vladislaus: certainly.
breanna: oh. r-really?
vladislaus: of course. it is a wonderful idea. may i ask what inspired your decision?
breanna: oh... it's just... well... you know... um...
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breanna: it's just that—well—i think you're so smart.
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breanna: and—you know—i wanna be smart like you. so... yeah.
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vladislaus: oh, my love, how did i ever find you?
breanna: ahhh, too much!! you're gonna suffocate me!!
vladislaus: *kiss* *kiss* *kiss* *kiss* *kiss*
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breanna: pssst—you gonna help me pick out a school?
vladislaus: if you so wish.
breanna: and you're gonna be my study buddy too, huh?
vladislaus: of course.
breanna: [ whispers ] you look sleepy.
vladislaus: i am sleepy.
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breanna: when's the last time you slept?
vladislaus: i could not say.
breanna: you ain't been in bed when i wake up lately. i don't like that.
vladislaus: it is not my fault that my darling wife sleeps until noon.
breanna: no! i woke up at 11 AM sharp yesterday!
vladislaus: yes, indeed, you are quite the early bird.
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breanna: here, go to bed now.
vladislaus: [ chuckles ] yes, ma'am.
breanna: nighty night. i love you.
vladislaus: i love you.
breanna: now stop talking! go to sleep!
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[ ilya shrieks ]
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vladislaus: [ startled ] what's going on in here?!
ilya: make it stop, papa!
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anastasia: i told you it was scary, you little shit!
vladislaus: anastasia, mind your language.
anastasia: ugh!
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ilya: [ crying ] make them stop! tell them to turn it off!
breanna: aww, baby...
vladislaus: come, little one, it is their turn to use the television.
breanna: why don't you come with us, okay? you can play that game of yours on the little tv. does that sound good?
ilya: okay, momma...
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vladislaus: ah... perfect. it is as good as new.
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ilya, breanna: [ light snoring ]
vladislaus: oh. i see. it seems you're both already asleep.
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klaus: do you know where we're going?
vaughn: eh... sorta.
klaus: maybe we should turn back. getting lost doesn't seem like a good idea.
vaughn: we're not lost, okay? i know what i'm doing.
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vaughn: i thought you don't got no emotions? so why are you worrying so bad?
klaus: i'm not worrying. i only think it's the right thing to do.
vaughn: man, if i was you and i didn't feel no way about nothing, i'd be robbing banks and shit.
klaus: that sounds troublesome.
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vaughn: hey, since you got powers and stuff, does that make you super strong?
klaus: well, i suppose so. i'm stronger than humans.
vaughn: so you think if we see a bear, you're cool to fight it?
klaus: i don't know. i've never fought anyone before, especially not a bear.
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vaughn: no one? for real? damn, mr. goody two shoes.
klaus: have you fought before?
vaughn: fuck, yeah. got my ass beat too.
klaus: oh. i'm sorry.
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vaughn: don't be. it don't hurt after the first time. i met annie 'cause of it, so it's not so bad.
klaus: you and annie fought?
vaughn: [ laughs ] no, no—when we were in school together, these jackasses used to mess with her a lot.
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vaughn: they used to be on my ass too, but it didn't bother me that much. it bothered her bad, though.
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vaughn: i tried fighting them, but i just got my ass beat instead. ma was so pissed i got myself suspended. i was grounded for weeks.
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vaughn: kinda figured annie would've forgotten about it by the time i came back.
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vaughn: but she didn't. she waited for me.
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vaughn: we been friends ever since.
klaus: i didn't know that.
vaughn: yeah. [ chuckles ] she's great.
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vaughn: [ inhales deeply ]
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vaughn: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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klaus: what was that for?
vaughn: it feels good to let it out sometimes!
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klaus: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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vaughn: [ laughing ] sounds like you been holding that one in, my man!
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klaus: ...
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vaughn: hey, do you see that?
klaus: see what?
vaughn: that, over there. you don't see it?
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vaughn: someone's dog got lost.
klaus: a dog?
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frankie: [ low growling ]
klaus: um... that's not a...
vaughn: w-what the—
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vaughn: FUCK! RUN!
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klaus: h-hey...
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vaughn: [ screaming ]
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klaus: leave him alone.
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vaughn: holy—holy fucking shit—is he—is it fucking dead?
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klaus: i—i don't know.
vaughn: what the fuck did you do to it?
klaus: i—i don't—
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klaus: haaaah, shit, that—that really hurts.
vaughn: a-are you okay?
klaus: [ groans ] my stomach.
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vaughn: c'mon man, we gotta get outta here!
klaus: w-wait! vaughn!
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klaus: [ yelling ] wait for me!
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klaus: oh. hi.
vaughn: sup.
klaus: what are you doing out here?
vaughn: [ sighs ] called my mom.
klaus: oh. i'm sorry. i'll leave—
vaughn: no, stay.
klaus: oh. um... okay.
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vaughn: you can't sleep either?
klaus: i'm normally up at this time.
vaughn: oh. right. 'cause you're a real vampire.
klaus: yes. my magic prevents me from sleeping, most nights.
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klaus: do you have magic, vaughn?
vaughn: nope.
klaus: oh. i see. that must be nice.
vaughn: are you kidding? it fucking bites. [ snorts ] get it?
klaus: ...
vaughn: ah... i guess not.
klaus: was that a joke?
vaughn: salt in the wound, my man.
klaus: sorry. i don't mean to imply your joke is bad. i can't laugh.
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vaughn: that 'cause of your magic too?
klaus: yes. it's called emotional dampening. i don't feel much of anything.
vaughn: [ sighs ] must be nice.
klaus: it can be troublesome.
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klaus: jokes are hard to understand, and i often forget to eat.
vaughn: 'cause you don't feel hungry?
klaus: yes, exactly. papa is the same way. so are some of my older siblings. they're lucky, though. they're influenced by more than one magical class.
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klaus: that's why they're not boring. you should be happy you have no magic. it only complicates things.
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vaughn: more complicated than looking like a vampire, and being a human? yeah, right. dunno how many times i've been called bloodsucker, and i don't even eat people.
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vaughn: [ sighs ] at least you got cool powers for it. all i got to look forward to is aging like a ballsack and dying of cancer. hoorah.
klaus: i never thought of it that way.
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vaughn: [ shrugs ] it's cool. at least i can fuckin' laugh. so you really don't feel noting at all?
klaus: mostly, yes.
vaughn: mostly?
klaus: it can happen, sometimes. but it's rare.
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vaughn: so if i punched you, you wouldn't feel it?
klaus: i would. i can feel physical sensations.
vaughn: right, right—so i can't piss you off, even if i really try?
klaus: ...um, maybe, under the right circumstance. but—it's never happened before.
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vaughn: guess i gotta try harder then, right?
klaus: ...um... sure.
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vaughn: hey, go get dressed, come follow me.
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klaus: where are we going?
vaughn: i'm going hiking. you're coming with me.
klaus: i am?
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vaughn: duh. c'mon already, stop pussyfooting around. i'm tryna see a bear.
klaus: i—o-okay.
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breanna: we finally made it! no bears neither!
lucien: that's good. glad y'all are having fun.
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lucien: sorry we couldn't make it.
breanna: it's okay, i understand! poor bonnie probably don't wanna waddle around the woods.
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breanna: y'know, when i was pregnant with y'all, i don't think i left the house, not even once.
vladislaus: [ chuckles ] mostly, you slept.
breanna: no shit, huh? that sounds right.
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breanna: the kids are having fun though! ilya said he's disappointed he ain't seen no bears—he's so rascally!
lucien: they're hibernating, this time of the year.
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breanna: really? you're just like your papa, lu, you know all kinds of things. maybe when the baby's here we can go to the beach! does bonnie like the beach?
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breanna: where's bonnie?! is she around? i wanna talk to her!
bonnie: hi, mrs. brie.
breanna: hi bonnie! i miss you! we all miss you!
bonnie: t-thank you.
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breanna: next time we go on vacation, i'm taking you with us! we can hang out, and i'll make vlad watch the baby, so don't even worry about that!
vladislaus: volunteering my time again, are you, my dear?
breanna: yes, but it's a good cause this time, promise!
vladislaus: hmm.
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breanna: so whatcha doing?
bonnie: playing with the cats.
breanna: aww, i'm jealous!
lucien: don't be, they stink. y'all got any plans for tonight?
breanna: i'm gonna drink so much beer!
lucien: nice, ma.
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bonnie: [ sighs ] now i'm jealous.
breanna: don't be! it tastes like shit! you want a beer, vladdy?
vladislaus: i am okay.
breanna: aww, you sure?
vladislaus: indeed. try not to become too inebriated, my love.
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breanna: ha! me? no way! never! hey, bonnie, after you give birth, i'm gonna give you the biggest bottle of wine i got, promise!
bonnie: thank you. that would be nice.
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breanna: hey, bonnie, do you smoke? after the baby's here, you wanna blow down?
bonnie: no, ma'am, i don't smoke.
lucien: could you please try not to drug my wife, ma?
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breanna: aww, don't say it like that! you make it sound so bad.
lucien: uhuh. so, did gen, carlile, and nikolai come with y'all?
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breanna: oh, nope, just the twins and ilya. annie and klaus brought some of their friends too! i like them, they're nice, especially that tall boy.
vladislaus: the loud one needs to mind himself.
breanna: who, vaughn? i think he's nice!
vladislaus: he is a nuisance.
breanna: all teenage boys are!
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lucien: sounds like fun. y'all gonna cook tonight?
vladislaus: I am cooking, yes.
breanna: yeah! we got a buncha food for the weekend! y'all are all so pciky. dunno where you get it from! [ laughs ]
vladislaus: indeed, i cannot imagine where our children have acquired such a trait, my love.
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breanna: [ laughs harder ] i know! crazy, huh! i'm gonna go help your dad cook—actually, i might call nikolai. have you talked to him any?
lucien: nope.
breanna: he don't never pick up his phone!
lucien: text him, he'll get back to you in three to five business days.
breanna: ha! good one!
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breanna: oh, you know what! i gotta text carlile back! i ain't never replied!
lucien: sounds good, ma.
breanna: okay, bye for real this time! love y'all!
lucien: love you too. bye. [ hangs up ] god, she talks forever.
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bonnie: i like your mom. she's nice.
lucien: yeah, makes it impossible to hang up though. did you do anything fun today?
bonnie: no. not really.
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lucien: did you talk to your internet friends?
bonnie: i don't talk to them anymore.
lucien: why not?
bonnie: [ shrugs ]
lucien: there's a writing circle at the community college, you should go.
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bonnie: ...i don't know.
lucien: you'd have a lot of fun, i'm sure, and you could make some friends too.
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bonnie: ...maybe.
lucien: yeah?
bonnie: [ nods ] mmhmm.
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bonnie: i'm tired. i'm gonna take a nap.
lucien: oh. okay. ...are you feeling alright?
bonnie: mmhmm.
lucien: okay... sleep well.
bonnie: [ yawns ] thank you.
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vaughn: now it's day, i've been trying to get that taste off my tongue
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vaughn: i was dreaming of just you, now our cereal, it is warm
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vaughn: attractive day in the rubble from the night from before
vaughn: c'mon, sing already!
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klaus: ...now i can't walk in a vacuum, i feel ugly, i feel my pores
vaughn: hey, not bad!
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vaughn, klaus: it's the trees of this day that i do battle with for the night
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vaughn, klaus: and then i start to feel tragic, people greet me, i'm polite
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klaus: what's the day? what you doing?
vaughn: how's your mood? how's that song?
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vaughn: man, it passes right by me, it's behind me, now it's gone
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klaus: and i can't lift you up, my mind is tired, oh, it's family beaches i desire
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vaughn, klaus: a sacred night, we'll watch the fireworks that frighten the babies
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vaughn, klaus: and you know they've got two flashing eyes
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vaughn, klaus: they're colorblind
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vaughn, klaus: they make me feel
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vaughn, klaus: that i'm only
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vaughn, klaus: all i see, sometimes—
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[ caspian stands abruptly. all eyes are on him. ]
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vladislaus: ...did you need something?
caspian: [ startled ] what?
vladislaus: did you need anything?
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caspian: oh. um. [ quietly ] bathroom.
vladislaus: it's in the master bedroom, the door to the left.
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vaughn: you're pretty good!
klaus: ...hmm.
vaughn: aww, c'mon, there ain't no reason being shy, you got some pipes!
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breanna: it was so good!! encore!! encore!!
karmen: yeah, i never knew you could sing like that!
vaughn: yeah, you got nothing to be shy over. you're good!
klaus: *has become nonverbal*
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vaughn: hey, you good? oh, i get it, a man of few words, huh? yeah, me too, i can respect it...
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breanna: i got driiiiiinks! anyone else want one?
vladislaus: another? is that really such a good idea?
breanna: we're on vacation, vladdy! we're celebrating!
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ilya: can i have one, momma?
breanna: [ laughing ] no way, little man!
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ilya: aww, come on, not even a sip?
vladislaus: listen to your mother, little one.
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vladislaus: why don't we go inside? you can tell me all about that silly video game of yours.
ilya: ahhhhh, put me down!! you're too tall!!
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klaus: are you feeling okay, momma? you seem... wobbly.
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anastasia: mom, you're so drunk.
breanna: no i'm not! watch this! [ clears throats ] taxes!!
anastasia: yup. definitely drunk...
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breanna: aww, caspian, you're so quiet! did you want a drink, sweetie?
caspian: ...i'm okay.
breanna: aww, are you sure?
caspian: [ nods ]
breanna: do you smoke? you wanna smoke?
caspian: i'm okay.
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anastasia: mom, you're scaring him!
breanna: i'm not scaring him! hey! dinosaur hands! me too!!
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breanna: are you on the spectrum too?
caspian: ...no.
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breanna: oh, well, damn, my bad.
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breanna: okay, y'all got me, i'm actually really drunk right now.
anastasia: never could've figured that one out, mom.
breanna: ha! i know, right?
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klaus: do you need anything?
karmen: yeah, like... water?
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breanna: oh, don't worry about me! i'll just text your dad. actually, you know what would help a lot?
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breanna: you should play a song, klaus! i'd love that.
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klaus: i... don't know...
karmen: yeah! i wanna hear you play too.
klaus: i'm not really... you know...
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vaughn: no way—you play?
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klaus: um... yes...
vaughn: you play guitar?
klaus: *nods*
vaughn: you sing and stuff too?
klaus: *nods*
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vaughn: [ laughs ] no shit. i never would've guessed that. you tryna play something then?
klaus: with... you? i... i don't even have a guitar with me.
vaughn: wanna use mine?
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klaus: um... no. i'm okay.
vaughn: whatever, suit yourself. what music you like?
klaus: uh... nirvana.
vaughn: basic.
klaus: bring me the horizon?
vaughn: basic.
klaus: um... animal collective.
vaughn: goddamn, you're hopeless. do you know fireworks?
klaus: [ nods ]
vaughn: you tryna play it with me?
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klaus: o-okay. but... just one song.
vaughn: [ strumming guitar ] sounds cool to me.
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infinite levels of tguy swag
heres the horizontal version!! can you tell his outfits are inspired by jesse pinkman lmao
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