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anastasia: hey.
caspian: [ startled ] hi.
anastasia: is it okay if i hang out with you?
caspian: [ shrugs ]
anastasia: you left so suddenly.
caspian: yeah. sorry.
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anastasia: i... um... i didn't know you smoked cigarettes, too.
caspian: i don't. [ sighs ] not supposed to. been trying to quit. hard, though. ...used to smoke with my old man. just about the only thing we ever bonded over.
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anastasia: ...do you wanna talk about it?
caspian: not really.
anastasia: you can talk to me when you're upset, cassie.
caspian: not upset.
anastasia: you sound like you are.
caspian: nope. always sound like this.
anastasia: i know. that's what scares me.
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anastasia: we're friends. i wanna help you, if i can. please, you can tell me what's wrong.
caspian: ...[ clears throat ]
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caspian: [ quietly ] you know about my parents?
anastasia: ...vaughn told me before you moved in together.
caspian: yeah. bet so. loudmouthed prick.
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caspian: just started thinking about them. that's all.
anastasia: i... i'm so sorry. you must miss them.
caspian: ...yeah.
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anastasia: do you wanna talk about it?
caspian: nope.
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anastasia: ...are you sure? i don't mind listening, if you want to.
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caspian: ...never did nothing like this with them. never went on vacation. couldn't afford it. just started thinking... it probably would've been nice if we did.
anastasia: i—i'm sorry... but—you're still having fun, right?
caspian: [ shrugs ] dunno.
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caspian: always feels like i'm not allowed to have fun.
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caspian: like i don't deserve it.
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anastasia: [ sniffling ] oh, cassie...
caspian: what are you—why are you...?
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caspian: s-stop, don't—don't cry.
anastasia: but—but you're crying!
caspian: you—don't cry, please. you're gonna make me cry.
anastasia: you're making me cry!
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caspian: s-sorry.
anastasia: no, i'm sorry, it just—it makes me sad to see you sad. ...you know, some ice cream might make you feel a little better.
caspian: maybe.
anastasia: you wanna go inside?
caspian: yeah.
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anastasia: [ quietly ] i know it's not much, but i really am sorry about your parents. and—you do deserve to have fun. i hope you live a really happy life.
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caspian: ...
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caspian: by the way... don't tell vaughn about the cigarette. he'll be on my ass.
anastasia: don't worry, my lips are sealed. it'll be our dirty little secret.
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vladislaus: did you find him?
anastasia: no. i checked everywhere. vaughn is gone too.
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vladislaus: is that—klaus? what's happened to you?
anastasia: oh my god—are you guys okay?
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vaughn: there's a—fuck! shit! i almost died!
vladislaus: are you okay, son? are you hurt?
klaus: it—it didn't touch me, but—my stomach.
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vladislaus: what didn't touch you?
klaus: there was a werewolf! it was—it attacked us, and i tried to use my powers on it, but i think i—i killed him!
vladislaus: calm yourself, son. you're hungry, and frightened.
klaus: n-no—no! you—you don't understand!
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klaus: someone's dead because of me.
vladislaus: that is unlikely. you underestimate the strength of those beasts. come, let's feed you and trim those nails. we'll figure this out.
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vladislaus: you're very brave—one's first transformation can be quite frightening without assistance.
klaus: was it scary for you too, the first time?
vladislaus: ah... let's not discuss that.
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vaughn: [ sighs ] okay. go ahead.
anastasia: you fucking idiot.
vaughn: yup. there it is.
anastasia: why?!
vaughn: i just wanted to go hiking. honest.
anastasia: you could've died!
vaughn: i didn't think that—
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anastasia: of course you didn't! you don't think about anything! you and klaus could've been seriously hurt!
vaughn: i—i know. [ sighs ] i know, okay?
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vaughn: i was just—i mean, sarah called last night, and i just wanted to—i just wanted to clear my head, you know? i'm sorry. i didn't mean to—fuck. i'm really sorry, annie.
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anastasia: you're an idiot.
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anastasia: would it have been so hard to leave a note?
vaughn: next werewolf encounter, i'm on it.
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anastasia: [ whispers ] i'm so happy you're okay. i was so worried about you.
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vaughn: meeeeeee tooooooo! sheesh. fuck nature. i got my nature fix for the next year. so you wanna start day drinking?
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anastasia: no.
vaughn: you wanna do celebratory bong rips?
anastasia: i'm not doing drugs with you, vaughn.
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vaughn: if you loved me, you'd take a celebratory bong rip with me.
anastasia: good thing i literally hate you!
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breanna: [ groaning ] ugh... i feel like shit...
vladislaus: and just how many beers did you have tonight, my love?
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breanna: stopped counting after the fourth.
vladislaus: aw, dear, no wonder you feel awful. i do wish you had shown restraint.
breanna: but we was celebrating, vladdy, we're having fun.
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vladislaus: [ chuckles ] are you having fun?
breanna: no, i feel like shit right now.
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breanna: [ quietly ] psssst... vladdy, there's something i wanna tell you...
vladislaus: yes, my love?
breanna: but—but it's embarrassing. so you gotta be nice!
vladislaus: I am always nice.
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breanna: so, here's the thing... i wanna... you know—[ clears throat ] i wanna go to college.
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vladislaus: is that so?
breanna: u-um—yes—you see—i was sthinking about it, you know, and, uh, i just think it'd be a lot of fun. you know?
vladislaus: it won't be all fun and games. you must study, write essays, give presentations, work an internship.
breanna: ugh, always so patronizing.
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breanna: i—i know it's a lotta work, but i think it'd be good for me. ...do you?
vladislaus: certainly.
breanna: oh. r-really?
vladislaus: of course. it is a wonderful idea. may i ask what inspired your decision?
breanna: oh... it's just... well... you know... um...
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breanna: it's just that—well—i think you're so smart.
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breanna: and—you know—i wanna be smart like you. so... yeah.
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vladislaus: oh, my love, how did i ever find you?
breanna: ahhh, too much!! you're gonna suffocate me!!
vladislaus: *kiss* *kiss* *kiss* *kiss* *kiss*
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breanna: pssst—you gonna help me pick out a school?
vladislaus: if you so wish.
breanna: and you're gonna be my study buddy too, huh?
vladislaus: of course.
breanna: [ whispers ] you look sleepy.
vladislaus: i am sleepy.
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breanna: when's the last time you slept?
vladislaus: i could not say.
breanna: you ain't been in bed when i wake up lately. i don't like that.
vladislaus: it is not my fault that my darling wife sleeps until noon.
breanna: no! i woke up at 11 AM sharp yesterday!
vladislaus: yes, indeed, you are quite the early bird.
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breanna: here, go to bed now.
vladislaus: [ chuckles ] yes, ma'am.
breanna: nighty night. i love you.
vladislaus: i love you.
breanna: now stop talking! go to sleep!
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[ ilya shrieks ]
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vladislaus: [ startled ] what's going on in here?!
ilya: make it stop, papa!
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anastasia: i told you it was scary, you little shit!
vladislaus: anastasia, mind your language.
anastasia: ugh!
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ilya: [ crying ] make them stop! tell them to turn it off!
breanna: aww, baby...
vladislaus: come, little one, it is their turn to use the television.
breanna: why don't you come with us, okay? you can play that game of yours on the little tv. does that sound good?
ilya: okay, momma...
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vladislaus: ah... perfect. it is as good as new.
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ilya, breanna: [ light snoring ]
vladislaus: oh. i see. it seems you're both already asleep.
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ilya: SHIT! PISSFUCK! GODDAMN IT ALL TO HECK!
anastasia: are you winning, buttmuncher?
ilya: this game sucks butt!
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caspian: ...that's the first game? you're at tree tops, aren't you?
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ilya: i can't beat these stupid monkeys! and i can't find the last stupid dragon!
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caspian: it's on the island.
ilya: i can't get there!
caspian: gotta go backwards on the speedways. you can glide to it. it's counterintuitive as fuck—oh, sorry.
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ilya: that's okay. i know adults get to say cuss words. momma says i can only say one cuss word a day, but sometimes, i say more.
caspian: straight up.
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ilya: hey mr. caspian, you said you know how to find the last dragon, right? can you beat this level for me?
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caspian: um—sure.
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ilya: okay! wait right here! i'll be right back!
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anastasia: sorry about ilya. he's such a dork.
caspian: no, he's cool. got a good taste in games.
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anastasia: i think he likes you. it's actually kinda cute.
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caspian: ...
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ilya: mr. caspian!
caspian: hi. you don't have to call me that.
ilya: yeah, but i'm polite. except i lied to you, so i'm sorry about that.
caspian: oh?
ilya: yeah, the truth is, i'm actually an artist.
caspian: oh. that's cool.
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ilya: here, i drew this myself, but you can keep it.
caspian: wow. thanks. it looks good, little dude.
ilya: yeah!
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caspian: here's your controller.
ilya: whoa—you beat it already?! whoa... you're a real gamer... hey, mr. caspian, are you dating my sister?
caspian: um—no.
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anastasia: stop being annoying, you little shit!
ilya: i'm not annoying! do you think i'm annoying mr. caspian?
caspian: no.
ilya: ha! see, buttmuncher? hey, do you know what lyme disease is?
caspian: yup.
ilya: yeah. i got it last year. it sucked butts. but i'm better now.
caspian: that's rough.
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ilya: yeah, but i'm tough now. hey mr. caspian, do you have ADHD?
anastasia: [ laughing ]
caspian: dunno.
ilya: yeah, 'cause i got ADHD, and momma makes me take medicine for it so i do good in school. except i hate math. math sucks bad, and isn't good.
caspian: true.
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breanna: we finally made it! no bears neither!
lucien: that's good. glad y'all are having fun.
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lucien: sorry we couldn't make it.
breanna: it's okay, i understand! poor bonnie probably don't wanna waddle around the woods.
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breanna: y'know, when i was pregnant with y'all, i don't think i left the house, not even once.
vladislaus: [ chuckles ] mostly, you slept.
breanna: no shit, huh? that sounds right.
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breanna: the kids are having fun though! ilya said he's disappointed he ain't seen no bears—he's so rascally!
lucien: they're hibernating, this time of the year.
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breanna: really? you're just like your papa, lu, you know all kinds of things. maybe when the baby's here we can go to the beach! does bonnie like the beach?
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breanna: where's bonnie?! is she around? i wanna talk to her!
bonnie: hi, mrs. brie.
breanna: hi bonnie! i miss you! we all miss you!
bonnie: t-thank you.
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breanna: next time we go on vacation, i'm taking you with us! we can hang out, and i'll make vlad watch the baby, so don't even worry about that!
vladislaus: volunteering my time again, are you, my dear?
breanna: yes, but it's a good cause this time, promise!
vladislaus: hmm.
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breanna: so whatcha doing?
bonnie: playing with the cats.
breanna: aww, i'm jealous!
lucien: don't be, they stink. y'all got any plans for tonight?
breanna: i'm gonna drink so much beer!
lucien: nice, ma.
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bonnie: [ sighs ] now i'm jealous.
breanna: don't be! it tastes like shit! you want a beer, vladdy?
vladislaus: i am okay.
breanna: aww, you sure?
vladislaus: indeed. try not to become too inebriated, my love.
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breanna: ha! me? no way! never! hey, bonnie, after you give birth, i'm gonna give you the biggest bottle of wine i got, promise!
bonnie: thank you. that would be nice.
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breanna: hey, bonnie, do you smoke? after the baby's here, you wanna blow down?
bonnie: no, ma'am, i don't smoke.
lucien: could you please try not to drug my wife, ma?
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breanna: aww, don't say it like that! you make it sound so bad.
lucien: uhuh. so, did gen, carlile, and nikolai come with y'all?
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breanna: oh, nope, just the twins and ilya. annie and klaus brought some of their friends too! i like them, they're nice, especially that tall boy.
vladislaus: the loud one needs to mind himself.
breanna: who, vaughn? i think he's nice!
vladislaus: he is a nuisance.
breanna: all teenage boys are!
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lucien: sounds like fun. y'all gonna cook tonight?
vladislaus: I am cooking, yes.
breanna: yeah! we got a buncha food for the weekend! y'all are all so pciky. dunno where you get it from! [ laughs ]
vladislaus: indeed, i cannot imagine where our children have acquired such a trait, my love.
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breanna: [ laughs harder ] i know! crazy, huh! i'm gonna go help your dad cook—actually, i might call nikolai. have you talked to him any?
lucien: nope.
breanna: he don't never pick up his phone!
lucien: text him, he'll get back to you in three to five business days.
breanna: ha! good one!
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breanna: oh, you know what! i gotta text carlile back! i ain't never replied!
lucien: sounds good, ma.
breanna: okay, bye for real this time! love y'all!
lucien: love you too. bye. [ hangs up ] god, she talks forever.
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bonnie: i like your mom. she's nice.
lucien: yeah, makes it impossible to hang up though. did you do anything fun today?
bonnie: no. not really.
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lucien: did you talk to your internet friends?
bonnie: i don't talk to them anymore.
lucien: why not?
bonnie: [ shrugs ]
lucien: there's a writing circle at the community college, you should go.
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bonnie: ...i don't know.
lucien: you'd have a lot of fun, i'm sure, and you could make some friends too.
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bonnie: ...maybe.
lucien: yeah?
bonnie: [ nods ] mmhmm.
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bonnie: i'm tired. i'm gonna take a nap.
lucien: oh. okay. ...are you feeling alright?
bonnie: mmhmm.
lucien: okay... sleep well.
bonnie: [ yawns ] thank you.
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vaughn: now it's day, i've been trying to get that taste off my tongue
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vaughn: i was dreaming of just you, now our cereal, it is warm
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vaughn: attractive day in the rubble from the night from before
vaughn: c'mon, sing already!
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klaus: ...now i can't walk in a vacuum, i feel ugly, i feel my pores
vaughn: hey, not bad!
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vaughn, klaus: it's the trees of this day that i do battle with for the night
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vaughn, klaus: and then i start to feel tragic, people greet me, i'm polite
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klaus: what's the day? what you doing?
vaughn: how's your mood? how's that song?
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vaughn: man, it passes right by me, it's behind me, now it's gone
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klaus: and i can't lift you up, my mind is tired, oh, it's family beaches i desire
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vaughn, klaus: a sacred night, we'll watch the fireworks that frighten the babies
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vaughn, klaus: and you know they've got two flashing eyes
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vaughn, klaus: they're colorblind
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vaughn, klaus: they make me feel
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vaughn, klaus: that i'm only
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vaughn, klaus: all i see, sometimes—
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[ caspian stands abruptly. all eyes are on him. ]
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vladislaus: ...did you need something?
caspian: [ startled ] what?
vladislaus: did you need anything?
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caspian: oh. um. [ quietly ] bathroom.
vladislaus: it's in the master bedroom, the door to the left.
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vaughn: you're pretty good!
klaus: ...hmm.
vaughn: aww, c'mon, there ain't no reason being shy, you got some pipes!
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breanna: it was so good!! encore!! encore!!
karmen: yeah, i never knew you could sing like that!
vaughn: yeah, you got nothing to be shy over. you're good!
klaus: *has become nonverbal*
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vaughn: hey, you good? oh, i get it, a man of few words, huh? yeah, me too, i can respect it...
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breanna: i got driiiiiinks! anyone else want one?
vladislaus: another? is that really such a good idea?
breanna: we're on vacation, vladdy! we're celebrating!
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ilya: can i have one, momma?
breanna: [ laughing ] no way, little man!
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ilya: aww, come on, not even a sip?
vladislaus: listen to your mother, little one.
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vladislaus: why don't we go inside? you can tell me all about that silly video game of yours.
ilya: ahhhhh, put me down!! you're too tall!!
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klaus: are you feeling okay, momma? you seem... wobbly.
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anastasia: mom, you're so drunk.
breanna: no i'm not! watch this! [ clears throats ] taxes!!
anastasia: yup. definitely drunk...
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breanna: aww, caspian, you're so quiet! did you want a drink, sweetie?
caspian: ...i'm okay.
breanna: aww, are you sure?
caspian: [ nods ]
breanna: do you smoke? you wanna smoke?
caspian: i'm okay.
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anastasia: mom, you're scaring him!
breanna: i'm not scaring him! hey! dinosaur hands! me too!!
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breanna: are you on the spectrum too?
caspian: ...no.
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breanna: oh, well, damn, my bad.
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breanna: okay, y'all got me, i'm actually really drunk right now.
anastasia: never could've figured that one out, mom.
breanna: ha! i know, right?
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klaus: do you need anything?
karmen: yeah, like... water?
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breanna: oh, don't worry about me! i'll just text your dad. actually, you know what would help a lot?
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breanna: you should play a song, klaus! i'd love that.
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klaus: i... don't know...
karmen: yeah! i wanna hear you play too.
klaus: i'm not really... you know...
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vaughn: no way—you play?
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klaus: um... yes...
vaughn: you play guitar?
klaus: *nods*
vaughn: you sing and stuff too?
klaus: *nods*
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vaughn: [ laughs ] no shit. i never would've guessed that. you tryna play something then?
klaus: with... you? i... i don't even have a guitar with me.
vaughn: wanna use mine?
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klaus: um... no. i'm okay.
vaughn: whatever, suit yourself. what music you like?
klaus: uh... nirvana.
vaughn: basic.
klaus: bring me the horizon?
vaughn: basic.
klaus: um... animal collective.
vaughn: goddamn, you're hopeless. do you know fireworks?
klaus: [ nods ]
vaughn: you tryna play it with me?
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klaus: o-okay. but... just one song.
vaughn: [ strumming guitar ] sounds cool to me.
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max: are you sick or something? you look like shit.
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ulrike: i'm not wearing makeup, jackass.
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max: you look like shit.
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max: oh, hey. finally decided to show yourself?
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wolfgang: fuck you.
ulrike: did you bring a helmet?
wolfgang: helmets are for pussies.
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ulrike: right, i forgot wearing a helmet is female shit. concussions are so masc.
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wolfgang: I can't believe morgan's still trying.
ulrike: she's getting a lot better, i think!
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ulrike: she's only fallen three times! that's improvement, i'd say.
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ulrike: you got this, baby!
morgan: OH SHIT—
ulrike: [ gasps ] morgan?! are you okay?!
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ulrike: i'm gonna go help her!
max: so... new hair?
wolfgang: oh, yeah. figured i'd try something different.
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max: nice eyeliner.
wolfgang: whatever, man, ladies love the eyeliner—you wouldn't know anything about that, though, would you, fairy boy?
max: eat shit and die.
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wolfgang: starting early, huh?
max: you want one?
wolfgang: pass.
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max: you sure? it's the ritual.
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wolfgang: mom's going back in tonight, i gotta be straight to watch lucas. don't want her thinking i'm off.
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max: that sucks. so where's your girl at?
wolfgang: way out in the boonies.
max: probably eating some people.
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wolfgang: she said she's going camping with her family, and her brother's friends, and some chick named cassie.
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vaughn: OH SHIT, WHAT WAS THAT?!
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caspian: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
vaughn: [ laughs ] god, you're such a fucking pussy! you shitted your diaper, pussy boy?
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caspian: [ murmurs ] fuck you.
anastasia: *smacks* leave him alone! and don't use that word as an insult! this is why nobody likes you, ugly!
vaughn: whatever, man hands.
anastasia: whatever, fatherless!
vaughn: whatever, forehead!
anastasia: [ groans ] daaaaaaaaaaad!
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vladislaus: now, children, calm yourselves—your bickering will attract bears. i would much rather we avoid any encounters, don't you agree?
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ilya: if there's a bear, i'll set him on fire!
breanna: how'd you suppose you're gonna do that?
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ilya: i can use your lighter to set it on fire, right momma?
breanna: [ laughs ] not 'til you're older!
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karmen: ...there aren't really bears out here, are there?
klaus: no, there are.
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breanna: oh, don't worry about that! vampires are way stronger than bears!
vladislaus: yes, it is the werewolves you must mind.
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karmen: werewolves?!
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vladislaus: [ snickers ] don't mind me. i only jest.
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ilya: your costume rocks gen!!
gen: thanks, little man.
ilya: you should make me a costume next year!!
gen: yeah. maybe.
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abigail: you were supposed to be a farmer, nikolai.
nikolai: i like star wars more.
abigail: ugh. whatever.
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vaughn: tell me again, what’s that shit naruto always says?
klaus: he—he, uh—um—h-he—
karmen: dattebayo!!
vaughn: YEAH! DATTEBAYO, BITCH!
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wolfgang: i feel stupid.
anastasia: you look totally cute! we’re the power couple! don’t you think he looks cute, cassie?
caspian: uh...
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